Those Guys Have All The Fun: Inside the World of ESPN by James Andrew Miller and Tom Shales: By now I'm sure you've read the various juicy details coming out of the new ESPN book. Deadspin even has some of the details packaged together. While "Those Guys" certainly had juicy stories, Olberman is prick, drug & sex stories like the mail guys pimping the secretaries out of a NYC apartment in the early 80's, this book is really the story of how ESPN became one of the largest businesses in the country and who were the people that guided ESPN through all the years through thick and thin.
ESPN started as an idea by father and son tandem Bill and Scott Rasmussen. They came up with the idea and got ESPN their first contract with the NCAA, but that's all what the Rasmussen's had to offer. The money for the network came through Stuart Evey of Getty Oil and Chet Simmons ran the network. The Rasmussen's were jettisoned after a couple of years with a chunk of equity. Getty eventually sold ESPN to ABC which was eventually sold to Capital Cities Communications which of course sold ABC/ESPN to Walt Disney during the mid-90's.
Those early years at ESPN sounded like hell to be a part of. They were located in the middle of nowhere Connecticut making no money and were controlled by an alcoholic oilman who fancied himself as some sort of Hollywood player. It's amazing that so many ego's could exist with each other and sometimes the ego's didn't get along.
Now a lot of people have complained about the length of book, it's certainly long, but I love the fact that Miller and Shales didn't leave one stone unturned. They go over everything and interview everyone. They talk about ESPN's highs (Signing contracts to broadcast MLB and NFL games) to the lows (ESPN the Phone).
It's the wide range of personalities that makes this book. It's amazing how many different personalities they had and still have. The personalities ranged from an alcoholic (Evey) to the jerk (Olberman) to the arrogant (Berman) to the nice guy (Bob Ley) to the over-the-top guy (Stu Scott) to the crazy (Jack Edwards). ESPN may have had creative people behind the scenes, but it was the personalities in front of the audience on camera that drew viewers to ESPN.
I have two little nit picks with this book. First I though Miller & Shales kissed ESPN's ass a little too much when it came to the NCAA Tournament. ESPN basically tries to say they made college basketball and the NCAA Tournament. Part of that is true. ESPN was the first network to start airing college basketball games regularly, yes Dickie V has been at ESPN as long as Ley and Berman, and they were the first network to start airing the early rounds of the NCAA Tournament. The authors and ESPN though forgot to mention the appetite viewers have for the tournament because of gambling and love of the sport. College basketball would have worked on any network if they had the foresight to air games.
My other nitpick that I had was that the book kind of jumped all over the place. If you're not paying close attention, you'll have no idea what they're talking about. I realize that oral history books are difficult to organize. The authors though could have made it clear they were jumping to another topic without italics.
I loved Terry Pluto's oral history book on the ABA. In the book Pluto would talk about a team, player, or event in individual chapters. Then there was mini chapters within those chapters to let the reader know they were changing subjects but still remaining on the main topic of the chapter. The ESPN book fails to do this in my opinion and makes the book difficult to read in my case.
Other than these nitpicks though, which are small in a larger context, I thoroughly enjoyed the ESPN book and would suggest it to anyone who is fascinated with broadcasting. The stories were fascinating, the people were tremendous, and ESPN upon itself captivating.
(Notice how I didn't mention Bristol, Connecticut? So many have piled on that poor town already I thought I would give it a break. Not to mention that I grew up in a small town and no the experiences of growing up/living in a town like that.)
May 31, 2011
Foul Ball: Memorial Day Madness
Atlanta 2, San Diego 3, 10 Innings: Ways to make an impression with your manager as a rookie? Hit a game-winning home run in the tenth inning on the road. That exactly what Padres rookie catcher Kyle Phillips did on Monday. That was also his first home run of his career. The Braves didn't exactly help themselves in this game by leaving 15 men on base.
New York 5, Oakland 0: Trevor Cahill and Bartolo Colon pitched against each other on Monday. Guess who pitched the complete game shutout? If you guess Colon, you win. Colon pitched the complete game shutout giving up only four hits on the afternoon and striking out six. In the day and age we live in, how could you not be suspicious of this guy throwing a complete game shutout? Oh that right's, he played against the Oakland A's. Never mind then.
New York 5, Oakland 0: Trevor Cahill and Bartolo Colon pitched against each other on Monday. Guess who pitched the complete game shutout? If you guess Colon, you win. Colon pitched the complete game shutout giving up only four hits on the afternoon and striking out six. In the day and age we live in, how could you not be suspicious of this guy throwing a complete game shutout? Oh that right's, he played against the Oakland A's. Never mind then.
May 30, 2011
Happy Memorial Day
I would like to take this time to remember the soldiers that have paid the ultimate sacrifice to keep this country safe. They're the real hero's in this world and I cannot help but to think of my grandfather who fought in WWII on this day.
This blog will be back to normal tomorrow, until then enjoy some quick links.
- For those waking up late, Jim Tressel has resigned as the head coach of Ohio State. George Dohrmann of SI said this morning this Tressel resignation will make sense once you read his upcoming SI story on Tressel and the troubles he's having in Columbus. Already on Twitter, Urban Meyer has been discussed as a possible replacement. (Somewhere in Michigan, RJBO is popping the cork on a champagne bottle.)
- Winnipeg was misspelled on the marquee during a U2 concert. What irony.
- The original lineup for the Beach Boys is thinking about hosting a reunion concert to celebrate the 50th anniversary of their bands creation.
- Two bizarre finishes in the world of motor sports yesterday. First JR Hildebrand had a chance to win the Indianapolis 500 on his first try, but crashed on the final turn of the final lap and finished 2nd because of it. Dale Earnhardt Jr. had a chance to win his first race in a very long time, but ran out of gas right before the victory lane.
This blog will be back to normal tomorrow, until then enjoy some quick links.
- For those waking up late, Jim Tressel has resigned as the head coach of Ohio State. George Dohrmann of SI said this morning this Tressel resignation will make sense once you read his upcoming SI story on Tressel and the troubles he's having in Columbus. Already on Twitter, Urban Meyer has been discussed as a possible replacement. (Somewhere in Michigan, RJBO is popping the cork on a champagne bottle.)
- Winnipeg was misspelled on the marquee during a U2 concert. What irony.
- The original lineup for the Beach Boys is thinking about hosting a reunion concert to celebrate the 50th anniversary of their bands creation.
- Two bizarre finishes in the world of motor sports yesterday. First JR Hildebrand had a chance to win the Indianapolis 500 on his first try, but crashed on the final turn of the final lap and finished 2nd because of it. Dale Earnhardt Jr. had a chance to win his first race in a very long time, but ran out of gas right before the victory lane.
May 27, 2011
Running Diary: The Day After the Apocalypse
By now you know about Buster Posey's injury. It sucks for Posey and the Giants and the fans because of what Posey means to everyone. I'm not going to hand wring and say baseball needs to change their rules about players blocking the plate. I'm not going to say Scott Cousins slide was dirty. It was clean and Posey was caught between a rock and a hard place.
It sucks for everyone involved that this has happened. The Giants though have to move on. They weren't scoring when Posey was in the lineup so they'll probably struggle even more now to score. Players like Aubrey Huff and Cody Ross must step up until Pablo Sandoval returns.
So that's why I'm doing another running diary on a Giants game. Will the Giants offense respond with Posey being out? Will they avoid the sweep from the Marlins? Will they take revenge for Posey and beam one of the Marlins hitters? Let's find out.
12:30 PM: Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow start off the broadcast like one of their children just died. Not exactly the way I wanted to start off this game. I think I'll listen to Jon Miller and Dave Flemming on the radio instead today.
Giants Lineup: CF Torres, SS Burriss, 2B Sanchez, 1B Huff, RF Ross, LF Rowand, 3B Tejada, C Whiteside, P Vogelsong
And I thought the lineup was depressing with Posey in it..............
12:34: Giants sideline reporter Amy G reports that not only is Posey hurt, but also infielder Mike Fontenot and outfielder Darren Ford. So the Giants had to call up three players from the minors named Brandon Belt, Chris Stewart, and Brandon Crawford. Belt is the only guy for sure we know who can hit.
12:46: The Giants players looked lost not seeing Posey lead them onto the field for the first inning. Hopefully Huff and Ross step up their production. Also Ryan Vogelsong is pitching today for the Giants and an injured Barry Zito. Injuries haven't been kind to the Giants this year.
12:49: Angel Hernandez is the home plate umpire. Every force is acting against the Giants right now. And you think I'm joking.
12:52: "Do duck boats sail?"-Jon Miller. I'm going to say no because they can also drive on land.
It sucks for everyone involved that this has happened. The Giants though have to move on. They weren't scoring when Posey was in the lineup so they'll probably struggle even more now to score. Players like Aubrey Huff and Cody Ross must step up until Pablo Sandoval returns.
So that's why I'm doing another running diary on a Giants game. Will the Giants offense respond with Posey being out? Will they avoid the sweep from the Marlins? Will they take revenge for Posey and beam one of the Marlins hitters? Let's find out.
12:30 PM: Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow start off the broadcast like one of their children just died. Not exactly the way I wanted to start off this game. I think I'll listen to Jon Miller and Dave Flemming on the radio instead today.
Giants Lineup: CF Torres, SS Burriss, 2B Sanchez, 1B Huff, RF Ross, LF Rowand, 3B Tejada, C Whiteside, P Vogelsong
And I thought the lineup was depressing with Posey in it..............
12:34: Giants sideline reporter Amy G reports that not only is Posey hurt, but also infielder Mike Fontenot and outfielder Darren Ford. So the Giants had to call up three players from the minors named Brandon Belt, Chris Stewart, and Brandon Crawford. Belt is the only guy for sure we know who can hit.
12:46: The Giants players looked lost not seeing Posey lead them onto the field for the first inning. Hopefully Huff and Ross step up their production. Also Ryan Vogelsong is pitching today for the Giants and an injured Barry Zito. Injuries haven't been kind to the Giants this year.
12:49: Angel Hernandez is the home plate umpire. Every force is acting against the Giants right now. And you think I'm joking.
12:52: "Do duck boats sail?"-Jon Miller. I'm going to say no because they can also drive on land.
May 26, 2011
Foul Ball: Let's Play Two Games in One!
Philadelphia 5, Cincinnati 4, 19 Innings: Who knew that a game started by Roy Halladay would actually be won by Wilson Valdez? And that Valdez would become the first position player since 2000 to pick up a major league victory? Funny thing is, this game wouldn't have gone 19 innings if it wasn't for this Phillies fan. Jimmy Rollins won the game on a sac fly.
San Francisco 6, Florida 7, 12 Innings: Buster Posey getting ran over at home and apparently breaking his ankle gave me a Vietnam-like flashback to when Chris Webber blew out his knee against Dallas in the playoffs. Not a good feeling.
Cleveland 2, Boston 14: As soon as I hype the Indians, they give up 14 runs, 20 hits, and four home runs to the Red Sox. Indians starter Mitch Talbot gave up seven runs alone in the first inning and eight runs overall in the three innings he worked. Indians reliever Frank Herrmann didn't fare much better giving up six runs and three home runs in 2 1/3 innings of work. Just an horrendous day for the Indians. As for the Red Sox, I bet it was great seeing Carl Crawford go 4-for-4 with two doubles, a home run, and two RBIs.
Milwaukee 6, Washington 4: You have to love Zach Greinke. First he overcomes social anxiety disorder to win a Cy Young. And now he hits a game-winning home run. With the score tied at three with the Natinals, Greinke hit a solo home run in the fifth inning to give the Brewers the lead which they would never relinquish. Greinke also struck out ten batters in seven innings and picked up the victory. Nice day.
San Francisco 6, Florida 7, 12 Innings: Buster Posey getting ran over at home and apparently breaking his ankle gave me a Vietnam-like flashback to when Chris Webber blew out his knee against Dallas in the playoffs. Not a good feeling.
Cleveland 2, Boston 14: As soon as I hype the Indians, they give up 14 runs, 20 hits, and four home runs to the Red Sox. Indians starter Mitch Talbot gave up seven runs alone in the first inning and eight runs overall in the three innings he worked. Indians reliever Frank Herrmann didn't fare much better giving up six runs and three home runs in 2 1/3 innings of work. Just an horrendous day for the Indians. As for the Red Sox, I bet it was great seeing Carl Crawford go 4-for-4 with two doubles, a home run, and two RBIs.
Milwaukee 6, Washington 4: You have to love Zach Greinke. First he overcomes social anxiety disorder to win a Cy Young. And now he hits a game-winning home run. With the score tied at three with the Natinals, Greinke hit a solo home run in the fifth inning to give the Brewers the lead which they would never relinquish. Greinke also struck out ten batters in seven innings and picked up the victory. Nice day.
May 25, 2011
Why Is Barry Bonds Suck a Jerk?
Barry Bonds is such a jerk. Look at what he's doing now.
In all seriousness this is a tremendous gesture by Bonds and reason why Giants fans are so protective of the guy when media/opposing fans starting talking crap about Bonds. Is Bonds a jerk? Yes. Could Bonds be downright rude and arrogant when talking to the press? Absolutely. But there's always been a side of Barry Bonds that non-Giants fans/media ever saw.
Barry Bonds can be as sweet/funny/loving as Yogi Berra. After Bonds left the Giants, he would make an occasional appearance during a Giants broadcast. I always found Barry to be very insightful during these appearances and well as funny. Bonds calling Aaron Rowand "Scott" still makes me laugh. Barry is also very charitable so this Stow story doesn't surprise me at all.
That isn't the side of the story of Bonds that the media wants to share though and I always thought that was unfair. Shouldn't you give the guy a fair shake? Shouldn't you also share the stories of Bonds that would make people laugh?
I'm not though absconding Barry for his media portrayal either. Barry could have been more polite and not so cocky/arrogant/brash when talking with reporters. I always cringed when I saw him speaking to the media and going off on a rant, his voice rising to make a point. The public outside of Northern California only knows you as the guy they see on TV. And the guy they saw was very abrasive/abusive/cocky whatever adjective you like to use. Barry felt like he owed no one outside of San Francisco a favor so those people only saw Barry as the jerk he portrayed himself to be.
I will always have an appreciation for Barry Bonds. I'll always appreciate him for entertaining me during my youth during the summers. I'll appreciate Barry for his sense of humor. And I'll appreciate that Barry Bonds is like every other human being. He has personnel flaws. I have personnel flaws. You have personnel flaws. We just don't have a throng of media exposing our personnel flaws for over twenty years.
(Via NBC Bay Area)
"Stow family attorney Thomas Girardi said that former slugger Barry Bonds has donated to pay for their college education. He said the family has talked about turning other donations back to the fans if this suit is successful, but said the gift of a college of education is something they treasure and will keep.What an asshole? He couldn't pay off Bryan Stow's medical bills or mortgage? Why is Barry Bonds such a jerk?
Bryan is a single father. He has a son and a daughter who are both in grade school.
Bonds visited Stow on April 22, while he was still in a Southern California hospital.
Sources close to Stow told NBC that Bonds also spent an hour in Stow's room and left a signed baseball bat for Stow's children. At the time, there was no mention of a donation to a college fund."
In all seriousness this is a tremendous gesture by Bonds and reason why Giants fans are so protective of the guy when media/opposing fans starting talking crap about Bonds. Is Bonds a jerk? Yes. Could Bonds be downright rude and arrogant when talking to the press? Absolutely. But there's always been a side of Barry Bonds that non-Giants fans/media ever saw.
Barry Bonds can be as sweet/funny/loving as Yogi Berra. After Bonds left the Giants, he would make an occasional appearance during a Giants broadcast. I always found Barry to be very insightful during these appearances and well as funny. Bonds calling Aaron Rowand "Scott" still makes me laugh. Barry is also very charitable so this Stow story doesn't surprise me at all.
That isn't the side of the story of Bonds that the media wants to share though and I always thought that was unfair. Shouldn't you give the guy a fair shake? Shouldn't you also share the stories of Bonds that would make people laugh?
I'm not though absconding Barry for his media portrayal either. Barry could have been more polite and not so cocky/arrogant/brash when talking with reporters. I always cringed when I saw him speaking to the media and going off on a rant, his voice rising to make a point. The public outside of Northern California only knows you as the guy they see on TV. And the guy they saw was very abrasive/abusive/cocky whatever adjective you like to use. Barry felt like he owed no one outside of San Francisco a favor so those people only saw Barry as the jerk he portrayed himself to be.
I will always have an appreciation for Barry Bonds. I'll always appreciate him for entertaining me during my youth during the summers. I'll appreciate Barry for his sense of humor. And I'll appreciate that Barry Bonds is like every other human being. He has personnel flaws. I have personnel flaws. You have personnel flaws. We just don't have a throng of media exposing our personnel flaws for over twenty years.
(Via NBC Bay Area)
Foul Ball: Let's Play Two!
Colorado 12, Arizona 4: I'll say this about the Rockies offense, once they get going they are hard to stop. The Rockies were down 3-0 to the Snakes before scoring two or more runs in four consecutive innings. Carlos Gonzalez hit two home runs in the game and added four RBIs. Dexter Fowler and Troy Tulowitzki also added two RBIs. The Rockies did take a major blow though in the game when starting pitcher Jorge De La Rosa had to leave the game with an elbow injury. He's going to miss the rest of the year.
Colorado 2, Arizona 5: Arizona got the split against Colorado thanks to Kelly Johnson. Johnson hit a home run, double, and drove in two runs to help the Snakes. Joe Saunders picked up his first victory of the year for Arizona going eight innings and giving up six hits and two runs. Saunders did give up two home runs though which isn't good.
Colorado 2, Arizona 5: Arizona got the split against Colorado thanks to Kelly Johnson. Johnson hit a home run, double, and drove in two runs to help the Snakes. Joe Saunders picked up his first victory of the year for Arizona going eight innings and giving up six hits and two runs. Saunders did give up two home runs though which isn't good.
May 24, 2011
Quiz: Does Your Bullpen Suck?
Bullpens can be a very delicate issues. Relievers come and go and have good and bad seasons. That's why it's always smart to never sign a reliever to a contract longer than two years. They're way too unpredictable. Take Jeremy Affeldt for instance. Affeldt was so good in 2009, he was given an MVP vote. Yes I wish I was joking. Affeldt since 2009 has stunk up the place and blew the lead last Sunday.
That's the nature of the beast that comes with a reliever and bullpen. Unless your name is Mariano Rivera, relievers usually have a couple of great years followed by years wondering what happened? Why did a certain relievers career go from great to mediocre. It's a mystery that Sherlock Holmes can't even solve.
So in honor of Down Goes Brown, here's a quiz to determine if your bullpen sucks or not.
When a certain reliever enters the game, what feeling do you get?
A. A sense of doom
B. A sense of feeling sick all of a sudden
C. A sense of anger
D. A sense of depression
When a reliever blows a lead, what feeling do you get?
A. You laugh because you knew it was going to happen.
B. You cry because you know your season hinges on how well your bullpen preforms.
C. You curse your manager's name in vain.
D. You start drinking hard alcohol and wait for your football team to depress you even more.
What would you like seen done with your bullpen?
A. Would love to see a new closer
B. Wish your team would fire the manager regardless of how well the bullpen preforms.
C. Wonder aloud why your manager uses certain relievers and not others.
D. Wish the entire bullpen would disappear and never return.
When Jonathon Papelbon or Francisco Rodriguez enter the game, what feeling do you get?
A. You're glad they're not your closers
B. Hope they fail
C. You just laugh because you know your closer is better than both of those guys.
D. Become bitter because they're still better than the shit you have in your pen.
Do you wish a bullpen even existed?
A. Sometimes
B. Yes, but I wish we had different relievers.
C. Yes, but I wish our manager would use a certain reliever in certain innings.
D. I haven't wished bullpens existed since Albert Pujols hit a home run off of Brad Lidge that landed on Pluto.
If you answered all these questions, you're a fan of
A. Braves or Cardinals- Who's bullpens are alright, but they have closer problems.
B. Athletics- A's fans are bitter about everything, but more so right now over their reliever problems.
C. Giants- The bullpen doesn't necessarily suck, but I've seen all these reactions over at McCovey Chronicles. Then again, people over at MCC are a little high strong.
D. Astros- When your bullpen sucks as badly as the Astros bullpen, you would forward to football season as well.
That's the nature of the beast that comes with a reliever and bullpen. Unless your name is Mariano Rivera, relievers usually have a couple of great years followed by years wondering what happened? Why did a certain relievers career go from great to mediocre. It's a mystery that Sherlock Holmes can't even solve.
So in honor of Down Goes Brown, here's a quiz to determine if your bullpen sucks or not.
When a certain reliever enters the game, what feeling do you get?
A. A sense of doom
B. A sense of feeling sick all of a sudden
C. A sense of anger
D. A sense of depression
When a reliever blows a lead, what feeling do you get?
A. You laugh because you knew it was going to happen.
B. You cry because you know your season hinges on how well your bullpen preforms.
C. You curse your manager's name in vain.
D. You start drinking hard alcohol and wait for your football team to depress you even more.
What would you like seen done with your bullpen?
A. Would love to see a new closer
B. Wish your team would fire the manager regardless of how well the bullpen preforms.
C. Wonder aloud why your manager uses certain relievers and not others.
D. Wish the entire bullpen would disappear and never return.
When Jonathon Papelbon or Francisco Rodriguez enter the game, what feeling do you get?
A. You're glad they're not your closers
B. Hope they fail
C. You just laugh because you know your closer is better than both of those guys.
D. Become bitter because they're still better than the shit you have in your pen.
Do you wish a bullpen even existed?
A. Sometimes
B. Yes, but I wish we had different relievers.
C. Yes, but I wish our manager would use a certain reliever in certain innings.
D. I haven't wished bullpens existed since Albert Pujols hit a home run off of Brad Lidge that landed on Pluto.
If you answered all these questions, you're a fan of
A. Braves or Cardinals- Who's bullpens are alright, but they have closer problems.
B. Athletics- A's fans are bitter about everything, but more so right now over their reliever problems.
C. Giants- The bullpen doesn't necessarily suck, but I've seen all these reactions over at McCovey Chronicles. Then again, people over at MCC are a little high strong.
D. Astros- When your bullpen sucks as badly as the Astros bullpen, you would forward to football season as well.
Foul Ball: The Night Of Returns
Cleveland 3, Boston 2: I keep waiting to bury the Indians, then they come from behind and beat the Red Sox in the eighth inning. Michael Brantley and Asdrubal Cabrera drove in runs in the eighth inning to give the Indians the victory. Indians closer Chris Perez ran into trouble in the ninth inning, but induced a Carl Crawford double play to end the game. Oh yeah, the Indians ground crew had a premature tarpelation.
Philadelphia 10, Cincinnati 3: Chase Utley returned and went 0-for-5. The rest of the Phillies offense showed up though in a big way. The Phillies had 14 hits, 10 runs, and hit three home runs on the night. Jimmy Rollins drove in three runs to go along with two RBIs from Raul Ibanez, John Mayberry, and Placido Polanco.
Philadelphia 10, Cincinnati 3: Chase Utley returned and went 0-for-5. The rest of the Phillies offense showed up though in a big way. The Phillies had 14 hits, 10 runs, and hit three home runs on the night. Jimmy Rollins drove in three runs to go along with two RBIs from Raul Ibanez, John Mayberry, and Placido Polanco.
May 23, 2011
Baseball Update: Week 9
"Dat Dude" Sounds Like a Good Guy: "Dat Dude" I'm talking about is Brandon Phillips. Cardinals fans might not think Phillips is great guy, but Phillips did do a great think this past week. During an off day, a fan asked Phillips if he would show up at his little league game via Twitter. And Phillips showed up!
How Slow Are the San Francisco Police?: In this video it takes the San Francisco police a minute and ten seconds to finally arrest this guy on the field. (This happened last season, I just found the video.)
Things the SFPD were doing before finally running onto the field. 1. Eating garlic fries 2. Drinking a Gordon Bierch Beer 3. Finishing writing all the names on their scorecard 4. Take a trip down the coke slide 5. Buying a Posey jersey in the dugout store 6. Feeding seals 7. Hitching a ride on a rickshaw 8. Chatting with Kruk & Kuip 9. Singing "Lights" 10. Waiting for the old man balldude to finish his stretching
Chase Utley Returns Tonight So The Rest Of The NL East Should Concede the Division To Philadelphia: Chase Utley returns tonight which means Florida and Atlanta should just give up on the season. Hey the Marlins and Braves had a nice season, but the rightful kings always deserve the top spot. Especially when they have OMG Halladay and OMG Lee. Peons south of the Mason Dixon line should just go to the back of the line just like the peons west of Harrisburg.
How The Hell Does BABIP Work?: I once did a feature on various Sabermetrics explaining their basic use. I even once described what BABIP is. Fangraphs though is better at explaining BABIP than myself and they did it today. A quick reminder about BABIP, it's the stat that basically explains how lucky you are at hitting or pitching. In this article though, Fangraphs talks about how they are changing how you talk about BABIP. Instead of using a decimal point, example Matt Joyce has the best BABIP at .410, you use this number as a percentage. Matt Joyce's BABIP is 41%, meaning 41 percent of Joyce's balls for hits. Easier to understand now?
Power Rankings!: GrantFrisbee Brisbee of Baseball Nation does these little power rankings each week. Grant thinks he's very clever so this week he did a power rankings of the most annoying players/broadcasters/whatever with AJ Pierzynski as number one. I respectfully disagree. His eighth ranked player, Shane Victorino, should be number one. Victorino likes to touch people's junk while sliding into second base. Shane Victorino likes to pretend he's Willie Mays, except he's a complete failure. Shane Victorino's face looks like a rectum. Vote Shane Victorino number one!
Fred Wilpon Is Old: Seriously look at this picture of Fred Wilpon in the New Yorker. Wilpon looks like a turkey vulture sitting with David Wright and Jason Bay. Oh yeah, he's broke. That article will definitely make you think twice about giving money to another investor again. And also he thinks David Wright and Jose Reyes suck. Did I mention he's also old?
WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS BLOG BEFORE?!?!: Anyone who reads this blog knows I have a weird fascination with Ozzie Guillen. Seriously though, who isn't fascinated by Ozzie Guillen? Check out this tweet by the guy and tell me another manager who talks like that on Twitter? Could you imagine Jim Leyland on Twitter saying "Good shit Chris Rock. U are funny." Could you imagine Jim Leyland on Twitter? Please save me your Joe Maddon nomination as the most fascinating manager in baseball. Maddon is a wine drinking, hair coloring snob. Ozzie runs circles around Maddon.
That's why I'm disappointed in the fact that I'm just now finding out that Ozzie Guillen is a part of the MLB blogging network. Yes, Ozzie Guillen has his very own blog! Psh please, it's the best blog in the entire world. Your blog and mine are now invalid.
No, for proof of that, we turn to a Little League field in West Chester, Ohio, on a Thursday afternoon earlier this month. A 14-year-old named Connor Echols had tweeted Phillips on the Reds' day off and told him he should come watch his team, the Cincy Flames. Phillips tweeted back, asking for the address, but the kid didn't think an appearance was really possible until he saw Phillips strolling over to the field.Oranges and turkey sandwiches? What happened to the days when you would get the ticket to the snack shop and you would get nothing but candy? What is happening to our youth? What kind of communist country do we live in if we are feeding children oranges and turkey sandwiches after little league games? ANSWER ME! Oh yeah, Brandon Phillips sounds like a nice guy.
"Brandon!" Connor yelled from the dugout. "It was me! I'm the one who tweeted you!"
Phillips took in the entire game, in which Connor went 3-for-5 in a 13-2 win. He met all of Connor's teammates and their parents, watched the kids grab their postgame oranges and turkey sandwiches and felt like a kid himself again.
How Slow Are the San Francisco Police?: In this video it takes the San Francisco police a minute and ten seconds to finally arrest this guy on the field. (This happened last season, I just found the video.)
Things the SFPD were doing before finally running onto the field. 1. Eating garlic fries 2. Drinking a Gordon Bierch Beer 3. Finishing writing all the names on their scorecard 4. Take a trip down the coke slide 5. Buying a Posey jersey in the dugout store 6. Feeding seals 7. Hitching a ride on a rickshaw 8. Chatting with Kruk & Kuip 9. Singing "Lights" 10. Waiting for the old man balldude to finish his stretching
Chase Utley Returns Tonight So The Rest Of The NL East Should Concede the Division To Philadelphia: Chase Utley returns tonight which means Florida and Atlanta should just give up on the season. Hey the Marlins and Braves had a nice season, but the rightful kings always deserve the top spot. Especially when they have OMG Halladay and OMG Lee. Peons south of the Mason Dixon line should just go to the back of the line just like the peons west of Harrisburg.
How The Hell Does BABIP Work?: I once did a feature on various Sabermetrics explaining their basic use. I even once described what BABIP is. Fangraphs though is better at explaining BABIP than myself and they did it today. A quick reminder about BABIP, it's the stat that basically explains how lucky you are at hitting or pitching. In this article though, Fangraphs talks about how they are changing how you talk about BABIP. Instead of using a decimal point, example Matt Joyce has the best BABIP at .410, you use this number as a percentage. Matt Joyce's BABIP is 41%, meaning 41 percent of Joyce's balls for hits. Easier to understand now?
Power Rankings!: Grant
Fred Wilpon Is Old: Seriously look at this picture of Fred Wilpon in the New Yorker. Wilpon looks like a turkey vulture sitting with David Wright and Jason Bay. Oh yeah, he's broke. That article will definitely make you think twice about giving money to another investor again. And also he thinks David Wright and Jose Reyes suck. Did I mention he's also old?
WHY HAVEN'T I SEEN THIS BLOG BEFORE?!?!: Anyone who reads this blog knows I have a weird fascination with Ozzie Guillen. Seriously though, who isn't fascinated by Ozzie Guillen? Check out this tweet by the guy and tell me another manager who talks like that on Twitter? Could you imagine Jim Leyland on Twitter saying "Good shit Chris Rock. U are funny." Could you imagine Jim Leyland on Twitter? Please save me your Joe Maddon nomination as the most fascinating manager in baseball. Maddon is a wine drinking, hair coloring snob. Ozzie runs circles around Maddon.
That's why I'm disappointed in the fact that I'm just now finding out that Ozzie Guillen is a part of the MLB blogging network. Yes, Ozzie Guillen has his very own blog! Psh please, it's the best blog in the entire world. Your blog and mine are now invalid.
Foul Ball: Interleague!
San Francisco 5, Oakland 4, 11 Innings: If you told me at the beginning of the year Nate Schierholtz, Darren Ford, and Emmanuel Burriss would play a part in a Giants victory at the beginning of the season, I would have thought you were crazy. But that's exactly what happened on Sunday afternoon. Nate Schierholtz tied the game in the eighth inning with a two-run home run. Then in the eleventh inning, light hitting Darren Ford singled and stole a base to set up the game-winning run. Emmanuel Burriss singled to right field which set up an incredible finish to the game with Ford barely sliding under Kurt Suzuki's tag to score the winning run of the game.
Cleveland 12, Cincinnati 4: So much for Cleveland fading away after their great start. The Indians have the majors best record and have an incredible 18-4 record at home. I still think they'll fade a little once they start playing more games away from home. I believe the hitting will be there all season, but I think their pitching might fall off. Won't matter right now though since they have a seven game lead over the Tigers for first place.
Cleveland 12, Cincinnati 4: So much for Cleveland fading away after their great start. The Indians have the majors best record and have an incredible 18-4 record at home. I still think they'll fade a little once they start playing more games away from home. I believe the hitting will be there all season, but I think their pitching might fall off. Won't matter right now though since they have a seven game lead over the Tigers for first place.
May 20, 2011
Community Draft Board: Games I Would Re-Watch Before the World Ended
Time to break out the community draft board again. EDSBS asked an honest question yesterday, "With the world ending on Saturday, what games would you go back and re-watch?" Remember the community draft board is a board featuring a certain number of choices and then you rank which one you would pick first. So without further ado, here's the games I would re-watch if the world ends tomorrow.
1. 2010 NLCS, Game 6, Giants-Phillies: The 2010 NLCS was an epic six game donnybrook. Cody Ross became became a legend. Pablo Sandoval being overweight would no longer be tolerated. Philly fans cat-calling Lincecum. Matt Cain continuing to shut teams down in the postseason. Roy Halladay pitching injured in Game 5. The epic game 4 which saw both teams blow leads eventually leading up to Roy Oswalt give up the game-winning run in the ninth inning.
Game 6 though will go down as my favorite game I've ever watched and the first game I would watch before the world ended. Here's a rundown of what happened in that classic.
- The Phillies scored twice at the beginning of the game giving every Giants fan the same thought, "The Giants are going to blow this."
- The Giants responded by tying the game thanks to a missed play by Shane Victorino and Placido Polanco.
- Jonathon Sanchez and Chase Utley both acting like jerks, leading to the benches clearing, and the removal of Sanchez in the third inning.
- Jeremy Affeldt coming into the game to relieve Sanchez, Affeldt had stunk the entire year which made Giants fans worry about him entering this game, and shutting down the Phillies in the third and fourth inning.
1. 2010 NLCS, Game 6, Giants-Phillies: The 2010 NLCS was an epic six game donnybrook. Cody Ross became became a legend. Pablo Sandoval being overweight would no longer be tolerated. Philly fans cat-calling Lincecum. Matt Cain continuing to shut teams down in the postseason. Roy Halladay pitching injured in Game 5. The epic game 4 which saw both teams blow leads eventually leading up to Roy Oswalt give up the game-winning run in the ninth inning.
Game 6 though will go down as my favorite game I've ever watched and the first game I would watch before the world ended. Here's a rundown of what happened in that classic.
- The Phillies scored twice at the beginning of the game giving every Giants fan the same thought, "The Giants are going to blow this."
- The Giants responded by tying the game thanks to a missed play by Shane Victorino and Placido Polanco.
- Jonathon Sanchez and Chase Utley both acting like jerks, leading to the benches clearing, and the removal of Sanchez in the third inning.
- Jeremy Affeldt coming into the game to relieve Sanchez, Affeldt had stunk the entire year which made Giants fans worry about him entering this game, and shutting down the Phillies in the third and fourth inning.
Foul Ball: The Pilots Live!
Seattle 2, Los Angeles Angels of Orange County 1: Both Dan Haren and the one and only Doug Fister "Foul" went eight inning giving up one run. Too bad their teams didn't reward them until the ninth inning. That's when Carlos Peguero drove in the winning run off a sacrifice fly. Both Haren and Fister, despite their brilliance, picked up the no decisions.
Toronto 3, Tampa Bay 2: Juan Rivera and JP Arencibia homered for the Blue Jays providing Ricky Romero all the run support he would need. Romero went seven inning giving up three hits, one run, while striking out six. I still wish the Blue Jays would wear these uniforms.
New York 1, Washington 0: Dillon Gee and two Mets relievers shut down the Natinals on Thursday. Gee went seven innings giving up two hits, no runs, two walks, while striking out seven. Livan Hernandez only gave up one run on a Justin Turner single in the fourth, but the Natinals offense completely stagnated against Gee.
Toronto 3, Tampa Bay 2: Juan Rivera and JP Arencibia homered for the Blue Jays providing Ricky Romero all the run support he would need. Romero went seven inning giving up three hits, one run, while striking out six. I still wish the Blue Jays would wear these uniforms.
New York 1, Washington 0: Dillon Gee and two Mets relievers shut down the Natinals on Thursday. Gee went seven innings giving up two hits, no runs, two walks, while striking out seven. Livan Hernandez only gave up one run on a Justin Turner single in the fourth, but the Natinals offense completely stagnated against Gee.
May 19, 2011
Ben Eager Didn't Deserve To Be Flashed
Sharks player Ben Eager acted like a complete buffoon last night. He spent a grand total of 20 minutes in the penalty box last night, one of the penalties lead to a Vancouver goal, and acted like a complete jackass when he scored late in the third period long after the game was over. How is he rewarded though? Some blonde decides to flash Eager while he was in the penalty box.
Ben Eager was the last Shark on that team that deserved to be flashed.
Ben Eager was the last Shark on that team that deserved to be flashed.
Foul Ball: Extras
Philadelphia 2, Colorado 1: The Rockies had a chance to take the lead in the bottom of the ninth inning. Seth Smith lead off with a double. The Rockies sluggers Carlos Gonzalez and Troy Tulowitzki struck out. Jason Giambi pinch hit and he struck out to end the game. This is my reaction to the Rockies. Jesus didn't save you last night. (@Justin: Remind me to tell you the story about the Rockies and their affiliation with "God")
Boston 1, Detroit 0: Jarrod Saltalamacchia hit an RBI double in the eighth inning to drive in the only run of the ballgame. Salty hit that pitch off of Daniel Schlereth. Stink Jr. was obviously devastated by CBS' decision not to pick up his father's show.
Cincinnati 0, Pittsburgh 5: During the off-season Pittsburgh pitcher Charlie Morton changed his delivery to mimic Roy Halladay. The change has worked for Morton so far as he is 5-1 on the year with with a 1.32 WHIP and 2.62 ERA. Morton pitched a complete game against the Reds giving up no runs and five hits. Pedro Alvarez and Andrew McCutchen drove in the only runs on the night for the Pirates via home runs.
Boston 1, Detroit 0: Jarrod Saltalamacchia hit an RBI double in the eighth inning to drive in the only run of the ballgame. Salty hit that pitch off of Daniel Schlereth. Stink Jr. was obviously devastated by CBS' decision not to pick up his father's show.
Cincinnati 0, Pittsburgh 5: During the off-season Pittsburgh pitcher Charlie Morton changed his delivery to mimic Roy Halladay. The change has worked for Morton so far as he is 5-1 on the year with with a 1.32 WHIP and 2.62 ERA. Morton pitched a complete game against the Reds giving up no runs and five hits. Pedro Alvarez and Andrew McCutchen drove in the only runs on the night for the Pirates via home runs.
May 18, 2011
Who Wants To Go To The Preakness With Me?
Need a reason to go to the Preakness this year? Watch this video.
Boozing and gambling on ponies. What can go wrong there? The next question is, who wants to go to the Preakness with me?
Boozing and gambling on ponies. What can go wrong there? The next question is, who wants to go to the Preakness with me?
Community Draft Board: Fast Food
Each year around this time Sactown Royalty readers will begin to publish their own draft boards. They look at five to ten players who they feel the Sacramento Kings should choose in the upcoming draft. These "Community Draft Boards" either take a serious or sarcastic look at the upcoming draft. Since I'm a bigger fan of sarcasm, I'm going to give you my very own community draft board regarding fast food.
If you had the options, which fast food joint would you eat at because of what meal? Is there a local fast food place that you prefer over national places like McDonald's? Do you even enjoy fast food? (Booo if you don't) So without further ado, here's my community draft board: fast food style.
1. Double-Double, In-n-Out: In-n-Out is a staple out here in California. It's hard not to go by one of these places during lunchtime and see people lined up outside for food or the drive-thru packed with cars. In-n-Out is without a doubt the most popular fast food joint in California.
Now most people will tell you that the Animal Burger is their favorite In-n-Out menu idem. While the Animal Burger is very good, I prefer the Double-Double myself. Nothing like two meat patties smothered in cheese with lettuce, onion, tomato, and pickle. It's the perfect burger because In-n-Out uses the best meat and you're not eating condiments. You can actually taste the meat unlike other fast food places. If I have the option of time, the In-n-Out Double-Double is always my first choice on the fast food chain.
2. Turkey on Wheat, Subway: Because I usually don't have time to fight the In-n-Out crowds, I'll usually go to Subway and order the Turkey on Wheat. And that's why I love Subway. They offer healthier options and the option to create your own sandwich. I have the Turkey on Wheat with American cheese, onion, lettuce, jalapenos, and olives. It's my perfect sandwich.
If you had the options, which fast food joint would you eat at because of what meal? Is there a local fast food place that you prefer over national places like McDonald's? Do you even enjoy fast food? (Booo if you don't) So without further ado, here's my community draft board: fast food style.
1. Double-Double, In-n-Out: In-n-Out is a staple out here in California. It's hard not to go by one of these places during lunchtime and see people lined up outside for food or the drive-thru packed with cars. In-n-Out is without a doubt the most popular fast food joint in California.
Now most people will tell you that the Animal Burger is their favorite In-n-Out menu idem. While the Animal Burger is very good, I prefer the Double-Double myself. Nothing like two meat patties smothered in cheese with lettuce, onion, tomato, and pickle. It's the perfect burger because In-n-Out uses the best meat and you're not eating condiments. You can actually taste the meat unlike other fast food places. If I have the option of time, the In-n-Out Double-Double is always my first choice on the fast food chain.
2. Turkey on Wheat, Subway: Because I usually don't have time to fight the In-n-Out crowds, I'll usually go to Subway and order the Turkey on Wheat. And that's why I love Subway. They offer healthier options and the option to create your own sandwich. I have the Turkey on Wheat with American cheese, onion, lettuce, jalapenos, and olives. It's my perfect sandwich.
Foul Ball: Rain Out
Since four of the baseball games yesterday were rained out yesterday, the Foul Ball post today will be rained out as well. Instead I'll share some baseball related links with you today.
- Harmon Killebrew passed away yesterday. Here's his life in photos. A Tribute by the Mall of America. And MLB video tributes to "Killer".
- Bay City Ball takes at look at the astounding fact that Tim Lincecum is already closing in on 1,000 strikeouts for his career. That's astounding to think about because Lincecum only began pitching in 2007, which was only four years ago.
- Jeff Sullivan of Baseball Nation looks at how the Rays bullpen has been successful this year despite being completely rebuilt.
- Crawfish Boxes asks why anyone would pay over $600 million for the Astros?
- SI looks at prospects in the minors that could be called up soon.
- ESPN says you should start paying attention to the new "Big 3" in Oakland. Wait? ESPN can talk about teams on the West Coast?
- I will talk about one game from last night and that's the 7-5 victory for the Reds over the Cubs. The Reds last night became one of three teams in the past 50 years to score seven runs in game, but only had two RBIs on the evening. The Reds score five runs by a combination of Cubs errors and sac fly's. Only the Cubs could lose that way.
May 17, 2011
Happy Timmy Day Running Diary
I've always wanted to do a running diary on a sporting event. Bill Simmons has always done running diary's on various sporting events and even Basketbawful has done some running diary's. I like the concept of the running diary because you're just by yourself jotting down thoughts on the game you're watching. That's much different than being with a group for a live blog. Don't get me wrong, I love the live blog because of the camaraderie and the arguments with the other fellas. Sometimes though you need to watch a sporting event completely alone without interaction from Internet friends.
I thought tonight would be a great time for my maiden voyage on the running diary train. Because the Cubs-Giants game on Sunday was canceled, Tim Lincecum's schedule start was pushed back to Monday against the Colorado Rockies. Needless to say this is a must see. The history of Tim Lincecum pitching in Colorado is reason enough to watch this game. This year alone Lincecum took a no-hitter against the Rockies in Colorado into the seventh inning.
And then there's the Giants-Rockies burgeoning rivalry. Needless to say, neither side likes each other and that includes the fans. This should be an epic game or it will be a complete disaster because I jinxed the game because I'm keeping a running diary on the game.
5:30 PT: (Brent Musberger voice) We're coming to you live from 49er16's living room. There's a cold Pepsi to the right of me on the night stand and bag of Peppercorn Ranch Sun Chips to the left of me on the couch. Giants broadcasters Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow are on my TV screen talking about the pitching match up between Tim Lincecum and Colorado starter ClaytonChris Mortensen. Kruk & Kuip both look three sheets to the wind already. This game should be great.
5:33: Tonight's lineups
Giants: Torres CF, Sanchez, 2B, Huff 1B, Posey C, Schierholtz RF, Ross LF, DeRosa 3B, Tejada SS, Lincecum P
Rockies: Fowler CF, Herrera 2B, Gonzalez LF, Tulowitzki SS, Helton 1B, Smith RF, Lopez 3B, Morales C, Mortensen P
Giants fans like myself aren't happy that Tejada gets to start at all. Even with Pablo Sandoval hurt, we want Mike Fontenot playing everyday at shortstop with DeRosa at third base. After Tejada grounds out to 2nd base, I'll explain why Giants fans have a extreme dislike of the guy.
5:35: The CSN-Bay Area pre and post game hosts this evening are Greg Papa, Bip Roberts, and Mychael Urban. Giants fans at McCovey Chronicles always makes fun of Bip because he says things like, "The Giants need to win this inning." So if the Giants have a good or bad inning, Giants fans will say "The Giants won or lost that inning."
5:44: Andres Torres strikes out, Freddy Sanchez singles up the middle, and Aubrey Huff promptly grounds into the 4-6-3 double play. Giants Baseball: It's Fantastic!
5:46: Mortensen is a sinker baller and sinker baller's are the Giants kryptonite. They can't hit em. The only thing they can try to do is work counts and hope to get to the opposing teams bullpen and score there. Also let's just say if Roy Halladay or Cliff Lee were sinker baller's, the Giants would have never won the World Series last year.
I thought tonight would be a great time for my maiden voyage on the running diary train. Because the Cubs-Giants game on Sunday was canceled, Tim Lincecum's schedule start was pushed back to Monday against the Colorado Rockies. Needless to say this is a must see. The history of Tim Lincecum pitching in Colorado is reason enough to watch this game. This year alone Lincecum took a no-hitter against the Rockies in Colorado into the seventh inning.
And then there's the Giants-Rockies burgeoning rivalry. Needless to say, neither side likes each other and that includes the fans. This should be an epic game or it will be a complete disaster because I jinxed the game because I'm keeping a running diary on the game.
5:30 PT: (Brent Musberger voice) We're coming to you live from 49er16's living room. There's a cold Pepsi to the right of me on the night stand and bag of Peppercorn Ranch Sun Chips to the left of me on the couch. Giants broadcasters Duane Kuiper and Mike Krukow are on my TV screen talking about the pitching match up between Tim Lincecum and Colorado starter Clayton
5:33: Tonight's lineups
Giants: Torres CF, Sanchez, 2B, Huff 1B, Posey C, Schierholtz RF, Ross LF, DeRosa 3B, Tejada SS, Lincecum P
Rockies: Fowler CF, Herrera 2B, Gonzalez LF, Tulowitzki SS, Helton 1B, Smith RF, Lopez 3B, Morales C, Mortensen P
Giants fans like myself aren't happy that Tejada gets to start at all. Even with Pablo Sandoval hurt, we want Mike Fontenot playing everyday at shortstop with DeRosa at third base. After Tejada grounds out to 2nd base, I'll explain why Giants fans have a extreme dislike of the guy.
5:35: The CSN-Bay Area pre and post game hosts this evening are Greg Papa, Bip Roberts, and Mychael Urban. Giants fans at McCovey Chronicles always makes fun of Bip because he says things like, "The Giants need to win this inning." So if the Giants have a good or bad inning, Giants fans will say "The Giants won or lost that inning."
5:44: Andres Torres strikes out, Freddy Sanchez singles up the middle, and Aubrey Huff promptly grounds into the 4-6-3 double play. Giants Baseball: It's Fantastic!
5:46: Mortensen is a sinker baller and sinker baller's are the Giants kryptonite. They can't hit em. The only thing they can try to do is work counts and hope to get to the opposing teams bullpen and score there. Also let's just say if Roy Halladay or Cliff Lee were sinker baller's, the Giants would have never won the World Series last year.
May 16, 2011
Baseball Update: Yankees Mess & Fishing With Mike Schmidt
Brawl And A Good Story: A bawl erupted between the Yankee and Red Sox single A teams the other day with the Yankees top prospect Slade Heathcott at the center of everything. Come to find out Heathcott's story is pretty inspirational. Heathcott battled alcohol problems before ever turning 21 and has already gone to Alcoholics Anonymous to become clean. He's now one of the Yankees top prospects in their system.
Old Man Talks About Old Record: Old man columnist Hal Bodley of MLB.com talks about how on May 15, 1941, Joe DiMaggio started his incredible 56-game hitting streak. Bodley talks about how DiMaggio's hitting streak is the holy grail of sports records and generally just comes off old sounding.
While I appreciate DiMaggio's record, my biggest problem is with columnists like Bodley romanticizing records like it. Baseball is seen as a dying sport and romanticizing about a 70-year old record does nothing but further the perception of baseball as an old sport.
90's 1st Basemen!: If you haven't read the running series on 1990's MLB 1st basemen over at Pitcher & Poets, you need to. Guest writers have talked about John Kruk, John Olerud, Jeff Bagwell, J.T. Snow and even Jeff King. I'm biased, but my favorite profile was on J.T. Snow. Snow was one of my all-time favorite Giants and I remember being at a Giants game when Snow hit a grand slam. My uncle who was with me at the game said "I smell a grand salami." Sure enough, Snow hit a grand slam and the Giants would go on to win that day. I've never forgotten that and will always remember J.T. Snow.
Mike Schmidt Wants You America: The 700 Level has a piece on Mike Schmidt who is now a spokesperson for the World Fishing Network. Schmidt wants America to find the "Ultimate Fishing Town USA".
This makes me want to grab my pole right now and start trolling for Trout. Damn you Michael Jack Schmidt. Damn you for making me want to go fishing right now.
The Yankees Are Old: And they're not getting younger. And as Joel Sherman pointed out today in the NY Post, Jorge Posada is just a part of the problem. Derek Jeter is aging faster than the Nazi in Indiana Jones and the Last Crusade and is apparently angering his bosses. Nick Swisher has completely stopped hitting. Their rotation is poor. Tampa Bay isn't going away. Boston got their act together by thrashing the Yankees this past weekend. It's going to be a long year in the Bronx and unless they start making major trades for pitching health and the "core four" stop pouting, they're not going to improve.
The Great Escape: Just watch.
He was caught by police outside of the stadium.
Foul Ball: Wash-Out
There were three games on Sunday washed out by rain. Chicago-San Francisco, Seattle-Cleveland, and Kansas City-Detroit. There has been a grand total of 5,209 games washed out this season in baseball by rain or snow. Far surpassing last year's total.
Atlanta 3, Philadelphia 2: Roy Halladay pitched another complete game and promptly lost. Clearly, Halladay doesn't know how to win. (Giants fans will understand that joke.) Halladay's biggest mistake of the game came in the eighth inning when he gave up a solo home run to Dan Uggla with the game tied. Other than that, Halladay pitched a hell of a game. The Braves and Phillies wore some sweat uniforms in the game.
Tampa Bay 3, Baltimore 9: If the Orioles played every game inTampa St. Petersburg, they would be the AL East division champions. The Orioles are 5-1 so far in Tampa on the season. JJ Hardy hit a grand slam and Nick Markakis added a solo home run for the Orioles. Jake Arrieta went six innings giving up four hits and two runs to improve his record to 5-1 on the season.
Atlanta 3, Philadelphia 2: Roy Halladay pitched another complete game and promptly lost. Clearly, Halladay doesn't know how to win. (Giants fans will understand that joke.) Halladay's biggest mistake of the game came in the eighth inning when he gave up a solo home run to Dan Uggla with the game tied. Other than that, Halladay pitched a hell of a game. The Braves and Phillies wore some sweat uniforms in the game.
Tampa Bay 3, Baltimore 9: If the Orioles played every game in
May 13, 2011
Foul Ball: Basebrawl, Baltimore Style
Blogger has been acting up lately so no regular Foul Ball post today and no recap on the Sharks game 7 victory last night. Instead you get a video of the first Basebrawl at Camden Yards in Baltimore during the 1993 season.
Couple things about this video. First, who knew Mike Mussina was such a red ass? Second, this brawl lasted for twenty minutes because both teams just wanted to kick each others asses.Third, how hold is Arthur Rhodes and Omar Vizquel? They are both still in the big leagues. Fourth, notice how pretty boy Cal Ripken wasn't involved in any of the fights? Don't you want to hit him in the face with a full can of mace spray? (That's for you RJBO) Fifth, who came off crazier? Jeff Nelson or Norm Charlton?
Enjoy the weekend!
Couple things about this video. First, who knew Mike Mussina was such a red ass? Second, this brawl lasted for twenty minutes because both teams just wanted to kick each others asses.Third, how hold is Arthur Rhodes and Omar Vizquel? They are both still in the big leagues. Fourth, notice how pretty boy Cal Ripken wasn't involved in any of the fights? Don't you want to hit him in the face with a full can of mace spray? (That's for you RJBO) Fifth, who came off crazier? Jeff Nelson or Norm Charlton?
Enjoy the weekend!
May 12, 2011
May 11, 2011
Foul Ball: Walkoffs and Extra Innings
Houston 4, Cincinnati 3: The Astros won't have many memorable moments this year. They're rebuilding and on the verge of receiving new owners. So Hunter Pence's game-winning double on the Reds will be one of their more memorable moments of the year. Yeah, it's that bad in Houston now.
Rangers 7, Oakland 4, Called after 4 Innings: The Rangers offense has struggled all year. So of course the day when Mitch Moreland hits a grand slam and the Rangers score 7 runs by the fourth inning, the game is called because of rain and the runs are erased and the game will be made up. What's the old saying? If they didn't have bad luck, they wouldn't have luck at all.
Milwaukee 6, San Diego 13: The Padres squandered a five run lead in this game only to explode for 8 runs in the eighth inning. Ryan Ludwick homered and drove in three runs. Jason Bartlett and Cameron Maybin each drove in a pair of runs as eight different Padres had RBIs on the day.
Rangers 7, Oakland 4, Called after 4 Innings: The Rangers offense has struggled all year. So of course the day when Mitch Moreland hits a grand slam and the Rangers score 7 runs by the fourth inning, the game is called because of rain and the runs are erased and the game will be made up. What's the old saying? If they didn't have bad luck, they wouldn't have luck at all.
Milwaukee 6, San Diego 13: The Padres squandered a five run lead in this game only to explode for 8 runs in the eighth inning. Ryan Ludwick homered and drove in three runs. Jason Bartlett and Cameron Maybin each drove in a pair of runs as eight different Padres had RBIs on the day.
Just Another Reason To Hate Anaheim
The city of Anaheim sucks. Look at all the evidence to back this fact up. They tried to pry the Kings out of Sacramento. They worship a monkey. They wear Snuggies. They let one of Hugh Hefner's prostitutes playmates throw out the first pitch. Their own baseball team barely wants to associate with Anaheim. And then there is this. Last night the Angels established a Guinness World Record by having the most people wear luchador style masks, aka Rey Mysterio mask, at their ballpark last night.
More photos of these idiots dressed like Rey Mysterio.
(Story via Angels.com, Pictures via SI.com)
"At the start of the fifth inning on Tuesday night, a vast majority of fans in Angel Stadium donned the red wrestling masks they'd been handed coming through the turnstiles, setting in process a Guinness World Record.Don't you want to just punch these people in the face? I mean seriously. Wrestling masks? Why not give away knifes for you can commit the most murders in one sitting place? If it wasn't for my love of Disneyland, I would stay away from Anaheim like it was Chernobyl.
An official was on hand to certify the achievement after it reached the 10-minute mark, which was the original idea of Angels marketing associate John Rozak.
It shattered the existing mark of 250 people wearing costume masks at the same gathering."
More photos of these idiots dressed like Rey Mysterio.
(Story via Angels.com, Pictures via SI.com)
Foul Ball: Pitching Duels
Florida 2, Philadelphia 1: In the pitching matchup of the century, Josh Johnson and two Marlins relievers got the better of Roy Halladay on Tuesday night. Halladay didn't do a bad job pitching giving up five hits and two runs, he was simply Cain'd. Johnson and the two Marlins relievers held the Phillies to one run on six hits. Halladay walking Josh Johnson in the second inning ultimately proved costly for Halladay as the Marlins would drive him in.
San Francisco 1, Arizona 0: Another series, another day, another walkoff victory for the Giants. After walking off against the Rockies twice this past weekend in the ninth inning, the Giants once again won on a another walkoff victory in the ninth inning. This time Cody Ross drove in the winning run for the Giants. Who knew the real pitchers dual of the night though would be Ian Kennedy vs. Tim Lincecum over Roy Halladay and Josh Johnson? Lincecum and Kennedy both gave up no runs, four hits, in eight innings of work and both picked up the no decision. Brian Wilson won his third game in the past five days.
San Francisco 1, Arizona 0: Another series, another day, another walkoff victory for the Giants. After walking off against the Rockies twice this past weekend in the ninth inning, the Giants once again won on a another walkoff victory in the ninth inning. This time Cody Ross drove in the winning run for the Giants. Who knew the real pitchers dual of the night though would be Ian Kennedy vs. Tim Lincecum over Roy Halladay and Josh Johnson? Lincecum and Kennedy both gave up no runs, four hits, in eight innings of work and both picked up the no decision. Brian Wilson won his third game in the past five days.
May 10, 2011
Gus Johnson Will Call Pac-12 Games This Fall
After 16 years with CBS, Gus Johnson has left and joined Fox Sports. Johnson will call NFL and Pac-12 games next season but it's not clear yet what exactly Johnson's roll will be with Fox. Will he be the lead broadcaster for the Pac-12 on Fox? Will he be the 2nd or 3rd announcer for the NFL on Fox? Will Fox drop someone like Kenny Albert or Thom Brennaman in favor of Johnson? (We all know they're not getting rid of Joe Buck as the lead NFL announcer.) Will Johnson call MLB games on Fox? Will Gus replace Glen Beck on Fox News? There's a lot of possibilities and hopefully Fox gets it right and gives Gus great assignments. (You know somehow Fox will screw this up.)
Now for the reason why Gus Johnson left CBS in the first place. According to Bob Raissman of the NY Daily News, Gus left CBS for other reasons besides money.
A CBS source who wanted Johnson - a former Knick radio voice - back said that not only money, but politics was an issue. The source said some of CBS Sports' college hoops voices were not thrilled with Johnson's rise to March Madness' most popular voice.
I know Jim Nantz took his divorce hard, but did he really have to push out GuJo?
Foul Ball: The Pirates Are Above .500!
Pittsburgh 4, Los Angeles 1: For the first time in seven years, the Pittsburgh Pirates are a game over .500 in mid-May and are only two games out of first place in the NL Central. The Pirates won on Monday night behind three straight doubles in the eighth inning, the first by Neil Walker which drove in the winning run of the game. From there the Pirates bullpen shut down the Dodgers and picked up the victory.
Toronto 5, Detroit 10: Despite being blown out by the Tigers and losing three out of four games to them, the Blue Jays did hold a very nice auction during Monday's game. One of the items for bid was a meet and greet with former Blue Jays catcher Gregg Zaun. I would have made a bid on this item just to meet Zaun. Look at his website. Isn't' that someone you would want to meet?
Florida 4, Philadelphia 6: Let's look at the Marlins offensive ineptitude in this game. The Marlins grounded into four double plays, left seven men on base, and left three men on base in scoring position with two outs. That's some serious fail. And yet the Fish still scored four runs. Imagine if they knocked in those three runs now?
Toronto 5, Detroit 10: Despite being blown out by the Tigers and losing three out of four games to them, the Blue Jays did hold a very nice auction during Monday's game. One of the items for bid was a meet and greet with former Blue Jays catcher Gregg Zaun. I would have made a bid on this item just to meet Zaun. Look at his website. Isn't' that someone you would want to meet?
Florida 4, Philadelphia 6: Let's look at the Marlins offensive ineptitude in this game. The Marlins grounded into four double plays, left seven men on base, and left three men on base in scoring position with two outs. That's some serious fail. And yet the Fish still scored four runs. Imagine if they knocked in those three runs now?
May 9, 2011
Baseball Update: The Draft and Jose Reyes Landing Spots
What Pitch Is That?: Grant over at McCovey Chronicles posted this .gif and asked a simple question. What is this pitch that Brian Wilson? Is it a cutter or a changeup? Also that's not the first crazy pitch Brian Wilson has thrown this year. (Note: Don't look at this Kris. With the Orioles closer situation, you'll just stare at this .gif and start crying.)
Mock Draft, Baseball Style!: John Sickles of Minor League Baseball has posted his first mock draft for the baseball draft. There's one thing clear about this year's baseball draft is that there is no Bryce Harper or Stephen Strasburg to choose from. There isn't a clear cut number one choice. Just the Pittsburgh Pirates luck. Sickles has the Pirates taking Anthony Rendon with the first pick, a third baseman from Rice. The other player the Pirates could possibly choose is Gerrit Cole a pitcher from UCLA. Overall this draft class looks very weak.
Foul Ball: Vogelsong Returns Home
San Francisco 3, Colorado 0: Ryan Vogelsong started his first game in a Giants uniform at home and didn't disappoint the Giants crowd. Vogelsong took a perfect game into the fifth inning against the Rockies before allowing a leadoff single to start the sixth inning. Vogelsong on the day only gave up one hit and one walk while striking out four. Javier Lopez and Brian Wilson finished the game and the sweep of the Rockies. Cody Ross drove in all three runs for the Giants including two runs on a home run.
Philadelphia 2, Atlanta 5: Freddie Freeman, Alex Gonzalez, and Eric Hinske all homered for the Braves as Atlanta took two out of three from the Phillies. Jair Jurrjens scattered eight hits, but only gave up one run.
Toronto 2, Detroit 5: The day after Justin Verlander's no-hitter, Brad Penny shut down the Blue Jays. Penny went 7 2/3 innings giving up five hits and two runs. Austin Jackson went 3 for 5 with a home run and two RBIs his second consecutive three hit game. Toronto probably doesn't want to see Detroit again after this series but will have to play one more game against them this series. John Olerud ain't walkin through that door Toronto.
Philadelphia 2, Atlanta 5: Freddie Freeman, Alex Gonzalez, and Eric Hinske all homered for the Braves as Atlanta took two out of three from the Phillies. Jair Jurrjens scattered eight hits, but only gave up one run.
Toronto 2, Detroit 5: The day after Justin Verlander's no-hitter, Brad Penny shut down the Blue Jays. Penny went 7 2/3 innings giving up five hits and two runs. Austin Jackson went 3 for 5 with a home run and two RBIs his second consecutive three hit game. Toronto probably doesn't want to see Detroit again after this series but will have to play one more game against them this series. John Olerud ain't walkin through that door Toronto.
May 6, 2011
And Now a Video of Alison Brie Running In Slow Motion
I'm going to be gone the rest of today and this weekend. Since I don't have time to post anything today, I'll just leave you with this video of Alison Brie running in slow motion during last night's episode of Community.
Enjoy your weekend!
(Via the Warming Glow)
Enjoy your weekend!
(Via the Warming Glow)
May 5, 2011
Video: Seto's Hat Trick Gives Sharks Another OT Victory
At this point I just expect a Sharks playoff game to go to overtime. Up till May 4th, the Sharks had already played in four overtime games so far this playoff season and won all four of those games.
Against Detroit the Sharks were once again losing and looking to extend the game. Then with less than five minutes left in the game Dan Boyle scored the game tying goal and of course the game would go to overtime, the fifth overtime game in the playoffs for the Sharks.
The Sharks survived an penalty at the beginning of overtime with another great penalty kill and then all hell broke loose. The Sharks Devin Setoguchi had already scored two goals in the game but his third would be the sweetest goal of the night.
Yes Setoguchi notched the hat trick with a game-winning goal. The sweetest hat trick I've ever seen. Now the Sharks take a commanding 3-0 series lead over the Red Wings and can finish them off on Friday or back at the Shark tank.
Against Detroit the Sharks were once again losing and looking to extend the game. Then with less than five minutes left in the game Dan Boyle scored the game tying goal and of course the game would go to overtime, the fifth overtime game in the playoffs for the Sharks.
The Sharks survived an penalty at the beginning of overtime with another great penalty kill and then all hell broke loose. The Sharks Devin Setoguchi had already scored two goals in the game but his third would be the sweetest goal of the night.
Yes Setoguchi notched the hat trick with a game-winning goal. The sweetest hat trick I've ever seen. Now the Sharks take a commanding 3-0 series lead over the Red Wings and can finish them off on Friday or back at the Shark tank.
May 4, 2011
Wednesday Night Live Blog
NHL and NBA playoffs. Baseball if that's your choice. Enjoy whatever you're watching, leave comments, and don't be a troll.
Foul Ball: Liriano Throws a No-Hitter
Chicago 0, Minnesota 1: Twins pitcher Francisco Liriano threw the first no-hitter of the season last night and the first Twins no-hitter since Eric Milton threw one in 1999. Now some facts on this no-hitter by Liriano. Here's the video of the final out.
- Liriano's ERA entering the game was 9.13 the second highest by a pitcher to throw a no-hitter with at least three starts already in the season.
- Liriano was only the 12th pitcher to throw a no-hitter without striking out more than two batters. At the same time Liriano walked six batters. Probably the weakest no-hitter of all-time, right next to AJ Burnett's nine walk no-hitter.
- Yes the Giants traded Liriano to the Twins in one of the worst trades of all-time. Joe Nathan was also a part of that deal.
New York 6, San Francisco 7, 10 Innings: Entering the Mets series, the Giants scored a grand total of four runs in four games at Washington. So of course they would score seven runs against the Mets. This game was truly bizarre and could only have been played between the Mets and Giants. Both teams traded leads and both teams tied the game. Then in the tenth inning, Aubrey Huff broke out of a 0-for-20 drought with a solo home run. Brian Wilson would shut down the Mets in the bottom of the tenth giving the Giants the victory. And yes, Pat Burrell is looking at you.
- Liriano's ERA entering the game was 9.13 the second highest by a pitcher to throw a no-hitter with at least three starts already in the season.
- Liriano was only the 12th pitcher to throw a no-hitter without striking out more than two batters. At the same time Liriano walked six batters. Probably the weakest no-hitter of all-time, right next to AJ Burnett's nine walk no-hitter.
- Yes the Giants traded Liriano to the Twins in one of the worst trades of all-time. Joe Nathan was also a part of that deal.
New York 6, San Francisco 7, 10 Innings: Entering the Mets series, the Giants scored a grand total of four runs in four games at Washington. So of course they would score seven runs against the Mets. This game was truly bizarre and could only have been played between the Mets and Giants. Both teams traded leads and both teams tied the game. Then in the tenth inning, Aubrey Huff broke out of a 0-for-20 drought with a solo home run. Brian Wilson would shut down the Mets in the bottom of the tenth giving the Giants the victory. And yes, Pat Burrell is looking at you.
May 3, 2011
Taze Him!
Last night some jackass Red Sox fan decided to run onto field. Big mistake. The security guard speared the fan like he was Goldberg or Edge. I'm surprised that security guard isn't in Patriots camp right now trying out for a job in the Hoodie's secondary. By the way, that's how you take someone out on the field Philadelphia. No need for a tazer.
(Via Jimmy Traina)
Foul Ball: Walkoffs & Anemic Offenses
Oakland 5, Texas 4, 10 Innings: Kurt Suzuki and Josh Willingham both hit home runs for the A's against the Rangers, but it would be Hideki Matsui's walkoff home run in the bottom of the tenth that would be the biggest home run of the year. Twitter star Brandon McCarthy took the no-decision. There was only 9,000 people at the Coliseum yesterday which prompted this comment from Matsui, “Hopefully after today’s game there will be 100 more people,” Matsui quipped. Yikes. Not exactly good PR for the team. (gif via Jeff Sullivan)
Washington 2, San Fransisco 0: I don't know what rock bottom is for a MLB offense, but being shutout by Tom Gorzelanny has to be close. If it wasn't for Aaron Rowand, the Giants would have been no-hit. Miguel Tejada committed an error at third base during the game which lead to Nationals runs. Needless to say McCovey Chronicles is through with Tejada.
Bruce Bochy Quote: Via the AP recap: "We’re awful right now,” manager Bruce Bochy said. “We know it.” That's about as candid as Bochy will get and he's absolutely correct.
Washington 2, San Fransisco 0: I don't know what rock bottom is for a MLB offense, but being shutout by Tom Gorzelanny has to be close. If it wasn't for Aaron Rowand, the Giants would have been no-hit. Miguel Tejada committed an error at third base during the game which lead to Nationals runs. Needless to say McCovey Chronicles is through with Tejada.
Bruce Bochy Quote: Via the AP recap: "We’re awful right now,” manager Bruce Bochy said. “We know it.” That's about as candid as Bochy will get and he's absolutely correct.
May 2, 2011
Here We Stayed (Updated)
The Sacramento Bee and the Orange County Register are both reporting that the Sacramento Kings will not file for relocation and will in fact stay in Sacramento. Fist the report from the OC Register.
For more updates follow Sactown Royalty. I'll update this blog after the announcement at 10AM PT.
Despite months of negotiations with Anaheim arena officials that pushed the Sacramento Kings to the brink of relocating in Anaheim, the Maloof family has at least temporarily abandoned its plans to move to Orange County because of opposition to the move by the NBA.From the Sacramento Bee:
Officials from Anaheim Arena Management, which had been in relocation negotiations with the Maloofs since September, were told of the family's decision early Monday morning.
The NBA is expected to issue a statement Monday morning announcing that the franchise will remain in Sacramento and not submit an application to move by Monday's twice-delayed relocation deadline. A statement from the Kings is expected to follow.
It's official. The Kings are staying.Update: The Maloofs have confirmed they are staying but they're also saying Sacramento will go down this road again if an arena plan isn't approved by 2012.
After weeks of political drama and speculation, team officials said this morning they are dropping plans to move to Anaheim this year, co-owner George Maloof told The Bee.
"We are heading back to Sacramento. It was a tough decision. Ticket holders were reaching out to us, and it was the right thing to do to give it a shot at one more season," Maloof said.
The move comes just six hours before a league-imposed 2 p.m. deadline for the team to file a formal request to the league to relocation the team for the coming season.
"Out of respect to Kings fans and the regional business community, we have decided to remain in Sacramento for the 2011-12 season. The fans’ spirit and energy, specifically our season ticket holders, has been remarkable and we are truly thankful for their loyalty. We also are greatly appreciative of the support from our corporate sponsors as well as other local businesses that have come forward in recent weeks.Nice of the Maloofs to still be jackasses. I can't really expect them to be classy in this moment when they haven't been classy with Sacramento through this entire process. Sacramento does need an arena though and now more than ever it needs to be built.
Additionally, we would like to take this opportunity to send a heartfelt thank you to the loyal and hardworking team members within our organization. From the game night staff to the front office, coaches, and players, we are grateful for their professionalism and devotion.
During this process, Mayor Johnson has strongly indicated to both the community and the NBA that he is capable of getting the support to build a state-of-the-art entertainment and sports facility that the Sacramento Region and the tremendous Kings fans so rightly deserve. We look forward to seeing Mayor Johnson bring his vision to reality. However, if an arena plan cannot be finalized in a timely fashion, the NBA¹s relocation committee has assured Maloof Sports and Entertainment that it will support an application to move the franchise to another market starting in 2012-13."
For more updates follow Sactown Royalty. I'll update this blog after the announcement at 10AM PT.
Baseball Update: Good Timing Nationals
The Baseball Update takes a look at the stories and happenings in baseball.
Great Timing Nationals: The Washington Nationals, the team of many screw-ups, actually perfectly timed something. Tonight the Washington Nationals will host Military Appreciation Night tonight against the San Francisco Giants. Any military personnel with valid ID will be allowed to watch tonight's game for free.
Great Timing Nationals: The Washington Nationals, the team of many screw-ups, actually perfectly timed something. Tonight the Washington Nationals will host Military Appreciation Night tonight against the San Francisco Giants. Any military personnel with valid ID will be allowed to watch tonight's game for free.
To celebrate Military Appreciation Night, thousands of complimentary tickets will be donated to military personnel and their families to see the Nationals face the defending World Series Champion San Francisco Giants on Monday, May 2 at 7:05 p.m.Perfectly timed Nats.
Military personnel can receive four complimentary tickets with a valid ID, available for pick up at the Grand Staircase Box Office beginning at 5:30 p.m. on Monday. Tickets may also be picked up prior to the game at the Main Box Office during non-game hours.
Foul Ball: Cleveland Rocks!
Cleveland 5 Detroit 4: Guess who has the best record in baseball. If you would have guessed the Cleveland Indians then you would have won a prize. The Indians swept the Tigers on Sunday, winning their 13th straight home game, and now own the best record in the majors at 19-8. Amazing. Matt LaPorta owned the day for the Tribe driving in three runs. Where's Lebron and his Yankees hat now?
Chicago 4 Baltimore 6: The Orioles offense was lead by Nick Markakis who hit a three-run double along with solo home runs by Luke ".45" Scott and Mark Reynolds. The White Sox anemic offense stranded 11 baserunners while Zach Britton continues to help my fantasy team. Ozzie Guillen returned from his two game suspension for his Twitter rant to manage the White Sox to another loss.
Ozzie on His Suspension: From the AP recap: “I think it was a very fair one,” he said. “I think it was good for baseball and myself and the integrity of the game. I think if MLB made any good moves in the last 20 years, I think that is a good one because they don’t make too many good moves, but they did this time.”
Chicago 4 Baltimore 6: The Orioles offense was lead by Nick Markakis who hit a three-run double along with solo home runs by Luke ".45" Scott and Mark Reynolds. The White Sox anemic offense stranded 11 baserunners while Zach Britton continues to help my fantasy team. Ozzie Guillen returned from his two game suspension for his Twitter rant to manage the White Sox to another loss.
Ozzie on His Suspension: From the AP recap: “I think it was a very fair one,” he said. “I think it was good for baseball and myself and the integrity of the game. I think if MLB made any good moves in the last 20 years, I think that is a good one because they don’t make too many good moves, but they did this time.”
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