Red Sox Collapse in Parody

Last night the Boston Red Sox completed an epic collapse to finish one game out of the playoffs. All the Red Sox had to do was beat a terrible Orioles team and they couldn't do that. It was an collapse of epic proportions.

Now if you hate the Red Sox, you're going to love this parody by Mike and Mike in the Morning. A parody of 'Sweet Caroline' called 'Red Sox Decline' debuted on the morning radio show yesterday morning which foreshadowed the Red Sox-Orioles game later that night.



I gotta give credit where credit is due. I normally hate Mike & Mike, but that is pretty damn funny by them. I've listened to this parody about ten times already today and I suggest you doing the same thing.

(Via Larry Brown Sports)

Whoops

Ever go the ballpark with your lady friend and cop a feel? Well this Red Sox fan copped a feel and was caught red headed by the Red Sox announcers. Which in itself is funny because for the next two minutes Don Orsillo and Jerry Remy couldn't stop laughing about what they just saw.



For a solid two minutes Orsillo and Remy couldn't compose themselves and just had to laugh. And to be honest, I would have probably done the same thing.

(Sox & Dawgs)

Taze Him!

Last night some jackass Red Sox fan decided to run onto field. Big mistake. The security guard speared the fan like he was Goldberg or Edge. I'm surprised that security guard isn't in Patriots camp right now trying out for a job in the Hoodie's secondary. By the way, that's how you take someone out on the field Philadelphia. No need for a tazer.

(Via Jimmy Traina)

Video of the Day: Things Get Heated Between the Red Sox and Indians

Maybe it was because they're young star catcher hurt his leg on Monday? Maybe it was because two Indians players were drilled by Josh Beckett earlier in the game? Maybe it was a combination of both? Whatever it was, the Cleveland Indians were not taking any crap last night.

In the eighth inning, Indians reliever Jensen Lewis threw behind Adrian Beltre prompting a bench clearing brawl. Josh Beckett and Shelley Duncan exchanged words. Then Indians third base coach Steve Smith and Red Sox manager Terry Francona exchanged words. No punches were thrown but Lewis, Smith, and Beckett were all thrown out of the game.

The Links

Olivia Munn to start the week...... The Royals owe Zach Greinke an apology...... No suprise department: Kentucky basketball team has a low GPA...... Utah snatches defeat out of the hands of victory..... Baltimore sweeps Boston, yes those Orioles..... DEA investigating Saints' vicodin abuse lawsuit...... A perfect pairing, the Bengals and Pacman Jones..... Another Royals prospect faltering in the Big Leagues..... Conan O'Brien is a very bitter man..... Roman Polanski speaks about being extradited back to the States

It's the referees faults for the Red Wings loss last night! (Detroit Free Press)

Pavelski-mania will take it's act on the road (Tim Kawakami)

Someone in San Jose threw a shark with a baby octopus in it's mouth (Puck Daddy)

The 2010 Kentucky Derby in photos (SBNation.com)

Reason 1,456 why John Calipari is a scumbag (College Basketball Nation Blog)

We need to truth to understand Miami's Jeff Ireland's Dez Bryant questioning (Miami Herald)

Are sportswriters really necessary? (Bloomberg Newsweek)

On to the next chapter of Spurs-Suns (My San Antonio)

Ryane Clowe's between-the-legs goal (Fear The Fin)

The Links

Missy Pergrym to end the week..... It's still not known yet if Sam Bradford can play this weekend.... That scumbag Levi Johnston will pose in Playgirl.... Lamar Odom was photographed smoking weed..... Can the New York Post ask a question that doesn't suck?..... David Letterman's wife demanded public apology...... Former Dr. Phil patient sues for alleged sexual harassment and brainwashing

The true "Moneyball" GM in baseball (Forbes)

Were the Twins hungover before Game 1 against the Yankees? (Sweet Spot)

Angels draw first blood against Red Sox (Big League Stew)

Danny Heatley scored a hat trick in his home debut for the Sharks (Fear the Fin)

Despite Cole Hamels losing to the Rockies, yesterday was probably the greatest day in his life (Fire Andy Reid Now!)

The crotch shot heard around the world (Viva El Birdos)

The San Antonio Spurs once again prove why they are a one of the best organizations in all of sports (True Hoop)

JaMarcus Russell was set up for failure from day 1 in Oakland (YahooSports)

Red Sox shortstop Alex Gonzalez has a son that has been in a coma for two years (ESPNBoston.com)

Fred Taylor believe he will play again in 2009 despite having ankle surgery (PFT)

Poor Matt Holliday. He will be the butt of jokes for a long time.

MLB Playoffs Day 2 Open Thread/Live Blog

By JFein

It will be the same routine yesterday only without me having to leave at 4:30 class. That class is only on Mondays and Wednesdays and today is Thursday!

Here is the schedule for today. (all times eastern)

Game 2: Rockies @ Phillies 2:37 (Cook, 11-6 vs. Hamels, 10-11) (TBS - Brian Anderson and Joe Simpson, SR: David Aldridge)

Game 2: Cardinals @ Dodgers 6:07 (Wainwright, 19-8 vs. Kershaw, 8-8) (TBS - Dick Stockton and Bob Brenly, SR: Tom Verducci

Game 1: Red Sox @ Angels 9:37 (Lester, 15-8 vs. Lackey, 11-8) (TBS - Don Orsillo and Buck Martinez, SR: Marc Fein)