Yeah, yeah I know Lebron scored 61 last night against a good defensive team. That didn't impress me though. Lebron could almost score 61 every night if he really wanted to. What impressed me last night was this game winner by Wesley Johnson.
If the NBA was the NFL, LeMarcus Aldridge would have been called for pass interference. Aldridge was all over Johnson on that play and remarkably, Wes still caught the pass in mid air and laid in the ball for the game-winner. The Lakers have had a terrible season but that must have been nice to beat a good team like Portland on a lay-up.
(Via Pro Basketball Talk)
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December 19, 2012
Gerald Henderson Dunks On Dwight Howard, Lakers Teammate Celebrates
Last night the Los Angeles Lakers needed a 4th quarter rally to beat the Charlotte Bobcats. Yes seriously. That's not what I want to talk about though. I want to talk about Gerald Henderson dunking on Dwight Howard and the fact someone on the Lakers bench jumped up to celebrate the dunk. Watch:
What's funny about that Lakers player jumping up to celebrate his teammate getting dunked on was that someone else grabbed him and sat him down. Now there are multiple reasons why a teammate would be celebrating the fact that Dwight got dunked on. Let's run them down:
- Didn't like Howard's impersonation of him.
- Kobe told him to celebrate Howard's failings
- Celebrating for one of Howard's baby mamma's
- He just got finished reading one of Phil Jackson's "Zen" books and was celebrating the fact he understood it
- Didn't like Howard's Superman impersonation
- Thinks Howard is a dick and believes that anything bad that happens to him should be celebrated.
Whatever the reasons were for that Lakers teammate celebration, I applaud him for applauding that awesome dunk.
What's funny about that Lakers player jumping up to celebrate his teammate getting dunked on was that someone else grabbed him and sat him down. Now there are multiple reasons why a teammate would be celebrating the fact that Dwight got dunked on. Let's run them down:
- Didn't like Howard's impersonation of him.
- Kobe told him to celebrate Howard's failings
- Celebrating for one of Howard's baby mamma's
- He just got finished reading one of Phil Jackson's "Zen" books and was celebrating the fact he understood it
- Didn't like Howard's Superman impersonation
- Thinks Howard is a dick and believes that anything bad that happens to him should be celebrated.
Whatever the reasons were for that Lakers teammate celebration, I applaud him for applauding that awesome dunk.
August 10, 2012
Yep, The Lakers Are Still The Lakers
If I needed another reason to hate the Lakers, this is it.
Lakers Get: Dwight Howard, Chris Duhon, Earl Clark
76ers Get: Andrew Bynum, Jason Richardson
Nuggets Get: Andre Iguodala
Magic Get: Crap
Let's break this down a litter farther.
Magic: Amazing to me the Magic held out as long as they did trading Howard and they still got shit back for him. Not even the "protected" draft picks are that great because they're "protected" meaning if the either the Lakers or Philly become bad enough that they fall into the lottery, they keep the picks and the Magic get nothing. The Magic also wanted to get rid of their salary cap space clogging contracts and didn't even get rid of the worst one, Hedo. Add to the fact they didn't get Bynum and the Magic might have pulled off the worst trade in all of sports history.
Nuggets: The Nuggets sneaked into this trade and grabbed Iguodala creating what could be one of the funnier teams to watch next season. Lawson, Faried, Javale, Andre Miller, Gallinari, and Iguodala is going to be great fun to watch. Too bad the Nuggets will still not be able to get out of the first round..........
76ers: There are pros and cons to this trade
Con- Bynum and Doug Collins smells like trouble. Collins, a notorious asshole, teaming up with someone who trolls the shit out of his own coaches has disaster written all over it. I can only imagine Bynum doing this leading Collins to do this. I might buy League Pass just to witness this moment. You know it's going to happen.
Pro- Philly has a history of adopting troublemakers. Broad Street Bullies, Iverson, Lenny Dykstra, etc. Bynum couldn't pick a better city to play for.
Con- Philly fans turn on Bynum the first time he gets hurt or they have enough of his act. Then this will end badly no matter what. (And once Philly fan turns, it's over. See: TO, JD Drew, Lindross)
Pro- Bynum instantly makes this team interesting to watch. Philly made the playoffs last year but they weren't always the funniest or most interesting team to watch. Bynum at least makes them interesting.
Lakers: Like the Sixers there are pros and cons to this deal.
Pro- Lakers receive one of the 5 best players in the league and the best center of the league when there aren't a lot of centers in the NBA at the moment. Lakers also get Howard in his prime, will keep him during his prime, and then can get rid of him when he's no longer useful and trade for Anthony Davis (I'll guarantee Davis somehow ends up with the Lakers in 8 years). I hate the Lakers.
Con- Howard is coming off back surgery. He's a professional athlete and will probably recover from this and not have to worry about it again. (Just my luck Howard will never have a back problem again.) Still though it's back surgery. Bad backs usually don't go away.
Pro- Somehow the Lakers kept Pau Gasol. So not only do the Lakers have someone who can play 5 feet in front of the basket, but they also kept one of the few players who legitimately can play away from the basket because he has low post moves. I hate the Lakers.
Con- Steve Nash and Kobe Bryant are the combined age of my father.
Pro- Nash pick-and-rolling with Howard and Gasol.
Con- Bryant still jacking up 25 shots a night and forgetting about Howard and Gasol. (What am I saying? This is actually a pro!)
It's amazing but the Lakers are still the Lakers. If there's a player they really want, they'll get him somehow unless Stern vetoes the trade. This is a big reason why I've always had a love/hate relationship with the NBA. Love the athleticism and beauty of the NBA, hate the fact there are only a couple of teams each year that are contenders. The Lakers are a contender with this move.
Lakers Get: Dwight Howard, Chris Duhon, Earl Clark
76ers Get: Andrew Bynum, Jason Richardson
Nuggets Get: Andre Iguodala
Magic Get: Crap
Let's break this down a litter farther.
Magic: Amazing to me the Magic held out as long as they did trading Howard and they still got shit back for him. Not even the "protected" draft picks are that great because they're "protected" meaning if the either the Lakers or Philly become bad enough that they fall into the lottery, they keep the picks and the Magic get nothing. The Magic also wanted to get rid of their salary cap space clogging contracts and didn't even get rid of the worst one, Hedo. Add to the fact they didn't get Bynum and the Magic might have pulled off the worst trade in all of sports history.
Nuggets: The Nuggets sneaked into this trade and grabbed Iguodala creating what could be one of the funnier teams to watch next season. Lawson, Faried, Javale, Andre Miller, Gallinari, and Iguodala is going to be great fun to watch. Too bad the Nuggets will still not be able to get out of the first round..........
76ers: There are pros and cons to this trade
Con- Bynum and Doug Collins smells like trouble. Collins, a notorious asshole, teaming up with someone who trolls the shit out of his own coaches has disaster written all over it. I can only imagine Bynum doing this leading Collins to do this. I might buy League Pass just to witness this moment. You know it's going to happen.
Pro- Philly has a history of adopting troublemakers. Broad Street Bullies, Iverson, Lenny Dykstra, etc. Bynum couldn't pick a better city to play for.
Con- Philly fans turn on Bynum the first time he gets hurt or they have enough of his act. Then this will end badly no matter what. (And once Philly fan turns, it's over. See: TO, JD Drew, Lindross)
Pro- Bynum instantly makes this team interesting to watch. Philly made the playoffs last year but they weren't always the funniest or most interesting team to watch. Bynum at least makes them interesting.
Lakers: Like the Sixers there are pros and cons to this deal.
Pro- Lakers receive one of the 5 best players in the league and the best center of the league when there aren't a lot of centers in the NBA at the moment. Lakers also get Howard in his prime, will keep him during his prime, and then can get rid of him when he's no longer useful and trade for Anthony Davis (I'll guarantee Davis somehow ends up with the Lakers in 8 years). I hate the Lakers.
Con- Howard is coming off back surgery. He's a professional athlete and will probably recover from this and not have to worry about it again. (Just my luck Howard will never have a back problem again.) Still though it's back surgery. Bad backs usually don't go away.
Pro- Somehow the Lakers kept Pau Gasol. So not only do the Lakers have someone who can play 5 feet in front of the basket, but they also kept one of the few players who legitimately can play away from the basket because he has low post moves. I hate the Lakers.
Con- Steve Nash and Kobe Bryant are the combined age of my father.
Pro- Nash pick-and-rolling with Howard and Gasol.
Con- Bryant still jacking up 25 shots a night and forgetting about Howard and Gasol. (What am I saying? This is actually a pro!)
It's amazing but the Lakers are still the Lakers. If there's a player they really want, they'll get him somehow unless Stern vetoes the trade. This is a big reason why I've always had a love/hate relationship with the NBA. Love the athleticism and beauty of the NBA, hate the fact there are only a couple of teams each year that are contenders. The Lakers are a contender with this move.
June 17, 2010
2010 NBA Finals, Celtics at Lakers Game 7: Open Thread
The NBA Finals haven't seen a game 7 since the 2005 season. The NBA also hasn't seen a compelling NBA Finals go seven games since the 1988 Finals. We finally have a compelling NBA Finals series go seven games. Two main themes from the game, Legacy and how will the Celitcs respond to the Kendrick Perkins injury.Legacy is on the line between Kobe Bryant and Kevin Garnett/Paul Pierce/Ray Allen. Kobe can win his 5th championship and second without Shaq cementing his place along with the game's greats. Garnett/Pierce/Allen can win their second championship and cement their place in the Hall of Fame.
The other main theme will be how the Celtics play without Kendrick Perkins. Glen Big Baby Davis will start in his place, bringing more scoring and energy, but he doesn't have the size to compete with Bynum and Odom. The Celtics have had an uphill climb throughout the year and this will be their biggest challenge.
My pick, the Lakers. I've never liked teams losing game six and coming back to win game seven. There is something about winning game six and closing the series out then. Teams that lose game six seem like they never recovered. I'm going with the Lakers tonight. I hope I'm wrong.
Leave comments and don't be a troll.
June 16, 2010
Inside the Paint: We're Headed for Game 7
This game was over from the moment Kendrick Perkins went down with a knee injury at the 5:30 mark of the first quarter. Without Perkins the Celtics were out-rebounded 52-39. The Celtics didn't have the size in the middle to contend with the Lakers for rebounds and it was all over. Perkins said he is going to try and play on Thursday but he sprained both his MCL and ACL ligaments.
With or without Perkins, game 7 should be epic on Thursday. This is the first Finals series since 2005 that has gone the distance, but these two teams are better than San Antonio and Detroit. Should be fun. I'll see if I'm able to do a live blog for the game, it all depends on work.








June 15, 2010
Self-Serving/NBA Finals, Game 6 Open Thread
The Celtics look to finish off the Lakers tonight and raise banner 18 to the rafters. The Celtics have to finish out tonight. They cannot let the Lakers tie the series and force a Game 7. The refs tonight favor the Celtics where the potential referee's for Game 7 favor the Lakers. For the Lakers, they cannot let the Celtics push them around like they have in Game 4 and 5. Gasol is going to have to have a big game to relieve the pressure from Kobe. Ron Artest has to be his old defensive stopper. Lamar Odom is going to have to give more off the bench for the Lakers. Gut feeling, the Celtics close out tonight. With Andrew Bynum hurt, the Celtics have taken complete advantage of the Lakers front court. I don't see where this will change tonight.Tonight the Orioles and Giants also resume their series. So with Kris and myself having an vested interest in both teams, we will also be watching that game. Tonight also marks the return of the Phillies-Yankees series. The Phillies will be traveling to New York to play the team that beat them in last year's World Series. Tonight's pitching matchup: Halladay vs. Sabathia. Should be a great night of sports.
June 14, 2010
Inside the Paint: Celtics On Verge Of Banner 18
The Celtics were suppose to be too old and slow. No way they could beat the Lakers in a seven game series. Now the Celtics are one win away from banner 18. The Boston Celtics beat the Los Angeles Lakers last night in the Garden 92-86 to take a 3-2 lead in the series that is shifting back to Los Angeles. Quite frankly, the Lakers were punched in the mouth last night by the Celtics and they didn't know how to respond.
Kobe Bryant had a great game, 38 points 13-37 from the field, but the rest of the Lakers decided not to show up. Pau Gasol was the only other Laker who scored in double figures and that didn't happen until late in the fourth quarter. Gasol last night was flat out abused by Keven Garnett. Reminiscent of the 08 Finals when everyone said Gasol was too soft. Since Andrew Bynum hurt his knee in Game 4, Gasol has been exposed by the Celtic big men. Bynum gave the Lakers another rebounder who is as physical as the Celtics. Bynum also provided a distraction for the Celtics which gave Gasol leeway to work the post. With Bynum playing but struggling, the Celtics have focused all their attention on Gasol who is the Lakers only low post threat.
Paul Pierce motivated his team with a 27 point output on 21 shots with no turnovers. Meanwhile the Lakers have withered under the intense pressure of Kobe. Here's what Kobe had to say after the game, “We’ve regressed since Game 1. Our defense belongs on milk cartons in the last two games.” Nothing like your leader throwing the entire team under the buss.
Now the series shifts back to Los Angeles with the Lakers on the verge of collapse and the Celtics on the verge of glory. Will the other Lakers despite Kobe show up? Will the Celtics age show up in Game 6? Will Ray Allen snap out of this funk he's been in since Game 2? Game 6 will definitely be fascinating to watch.
June 13, 2010
2010 NBA Finals, Game 5: Lakers at Celtics, Open Thread
This series has been back-and-forth so much, I have no clue who is going to win. One game the Lakers look great. One game the Celtics look great. I hate using cliches like "This is a must win for (whatever team" but this is a must win for either the Celtics or Lakers. With the series tied and going back to Los Angeles for Game 6 and 7 neither team wants to go back to the Staples Center on the verge of elimination.The Celtics are hoping the Big 3 have a complete game together. All three players have been inconsistent throughout the series. The Lakers are hoping for better defense and rebounding in Game 5. Also the Lakers have to get something out of their bench. Lamar Odom has pulled one of his usual disappearing acts so far in the series. The Lakers need more out of him since Andrew Bynum will be hobbling around on a bum knee.
Once again watch out for the refs. I thought the refs did a good job in Game 4, but you never with these guys. As always leave comments and don't be a troll.
June 10, 2010
Celtics vs. Lakers 2010 NBA Finals, Game 4 Open Thread
Tonight the Celtics look to even up the series with the Lakers. The Celtics still have two home games in the series to take advantage of. A win tonight for the Celtics and this series will most likely go seven. And win for the Lakers and this series might not even have to go back to Los Angeles.The referees for Game 4 is once again the story before the game. How the NBA decides who refs each Finals game is utterly ridiculous. The NBA grades the refs throughout the season and the best 12 refs are chosen for the Finals. Only one problem though, refs like Bennett Salvatore and Joey Crawford are two of refs in the NBA. That doesn't say much about the referees in the NBA if Salvatore and Crawford are considered two of the best 12 refs in the league.
Enjoy the game, leave comments and don't be a troll.
June 8, 2010
Stephen Strasburg/NBA Finals Game 3 Open Thread
In case you didn't hear, Stephen Strasburg is making his debut tonight for the Washington Nationals. I have to admit, I feel sorry for Strasburg. The hype around him has been insane. I will root for him because he seems like a nice kid who is facing impossible expectations. My prediction for Strasburg: 6 IP, 5 hits, 3 runs, 2 BB, 5 strikeouts. He is facing the Pirates though at home, so he could throw a no-hitter.Also feel free to use this thread to discuss the NBA Finals tonight. Keep an eye out on the officiating for the game. Bennett Salvatore, Bill Kennedy, and Danny Crawford are the officials. Salvatore has a bad history of reffing NBA Finals games (See: Miami vs. Dallas 2006) and Bill Kennedy has proven to be anti-Celtic. I wouldn't be surprised if the officiating will be talked about once again after this game.

Also watch for how the Lakers guard both Rajon Rondo and Ray Allen. Will Allen be able to shoot 3's like he did in Game 2? Will Rondo dominate late in Game 3 like he did in Game 2? Is Garnett still breathing? What type of voodoo magic Phil Jackson will use?
Enjoy the Strasburg debut and Game 3 of the NBA Finals. Leave comments, but don't be a troll.
June 3, 2010
NBA Finals Game 1 Live-Blog: Celtics vs. Lakers, 2nd Half
Haven't seen Pierce taken off the court in a wheelchair yet.He's back in action. Jose3030 and his fabulous screenshots have made an appearance tonight. He will be providing pictures for the rest of the night. This first shot is of Boston Columnist and Kobe watching film of NBA greats.

Oh, ABC's interviewing LeBron tonight as well? What a ginormous douche he has become. (Via Bruce Arthur)
That screenshot makes it seem like Kobe & Jackie are watching a snuff film. (Via RJBO)
3rd Quarter
11:47 Andrew Bynum picks up a cheap foul against Boston. This half has already started out like the 1st half for the Celtics.
11:29 And this half has started like the 1st half. More fouls. Three fouls were called in the first 30 seconds of play. Please swollow your whistle Joey Crawford. You would be doing all of us a favor. Or just retire?

9:25 Rondo makes a sick layup. He might have to carry the entire Celtics team tonight. Especially since Ray Allen has four fouls already on the night. The refs are just sucking the life out of this game.
NBA Finals: Are the refs being paid by the foul??? (Via Eric Stangel)
8:00 "Tony Allen has no relation to Ray Allen"-Mike Breen. You think? I doubt Jesus Shuttlesworth would even have a single gene near a stiff like Tony Allen.
I think I'd rather have Jim Joyce reffing this game. (Via kt1000) Your not alone, Kris.
6:10 The Lakers are just running away with the game right now. They don't have an answer for Kobe or for Pau or for Fisher or for etc............ On the defensive end, all the Lakers have to do is foul Rondo because his hands are too big to shoot free throws.
Every Laker interviewed mentions Magic. Where's the love for A.C. Green? (Via RJBO) Come on RJBO! You know A.C. Green doesn't make love to anyone but his wife.
4:48 Nice to see Pau Gasol carry on the tradition of flopping Europeans. Good to see someone caring on Vlade Divac's name.
3:03 Boston already in the penalty for the quarter. How they are playing tonight, they might as well throw up the white flag for the game and move on to Game 2 on Sunday. LA is playing too well for Boston tonight.
How does Joey Crawford always get to call the big games? Does the NBA want horrible officiating in it's showcase? (Via JFein) Remember when C.B. Bucknor umpired in the ALCS? No league is immune from crappy officiating in big games.
Jackson: "Mama, there goes that man." DRINK! (Via RJBO) I have to agree with Kris. When can a NBA team hire him for we don't have to hear "Mama" anymore?
1:39 Ray Allen picks up his fifth foul. Boston completely imploding in a haze of Kobe, fouls, and age.
46.3 Rasheed hit with a Technical. I had 2 minutes left in the 1st half of my office pool for a Rasheed technical. Damn it all.
Los Angeles 84 Boston 64 at the end of three quarters. This game is over. Boston has no answer for the Lakers tonight.
4th Quarter
Breen getting his stats on the 2-3-2 format from the CBS research staff. (RJBO) I guess so. I do agree though, the finals should go back to the 2-2-1-1-1 format. With chartered planes, the travel isn't what it used to be.
11:09 The Celtics looks disinterested. Rasheed is picking up fouls quickly while Perkins and Rondo look like they're ready to rest on his hotel bed.
9:10 As soon as I say the Celtics are dead, they are quietly crawling back into the game. 15-point Lakers lead, but there's plenty of time left for the Celtics to make a comeback. They've done it before against the Lakers. Also Nate Robinson is making a solid contribution off the bench. This game has finally become interesting.
I like Chris Rock, but I don't want to listen to his interview during the NBA Finals. Especially if he's being interviewed by a White Women. /Chris Rock'd Speaking of Chris Rock, Jose3030 already has the screenshot of him and Doris Burke.

Hilarious of Phil Jackson to shutdown that interview.
"There's something wrong when Ron [Artest]is the voice of reason." JVG (Via kt1000) I would be more worried if Stephen Jackson is the voice of reason. /Malice at the Palace'd
5:25 Other than getting out-rebounded, beaten in transition, bullied into foul trouble, and looking old enough to enter a retirement home, it's been a goodnight for the Celtics.
I'd love to see a JVG v Mark Jackson Scrabble match. Neither guy would break 200. (Via kt1000) JVG would with his immense vocabulary.
4:08 11-point Lakers lead. I'm getting ready for Game 2 if I'm the Celtics.
2:15 Rondo is was too passive tonight. He needs to finish off those drives instead of passing.
1:47 Ron-Ron drives the stake through the Celtics heart with a 3-pointer. Goodnight Irene.
Final Los Angeles 102 Boston 89: Other than the refs and the Celtics age sucking the life out of the building, this was a fun game.
Join me again for the live-blog of Game 2. Thanks for the comments and Goodnight Now!
NBA Finals Game 1 Live-Blog: Celtics vs. Lakers, 1st Half
Game: NBA Finals, Game 1Teams: Boston Celtics vs. Los Angeles Lakers
Location: Staples Center, Los Angeles, California
Start Time: 6 PM PT/ 9 PM ET
Network & Announcers: ABC: Mike Breen, Mark Jackson, Jeff Van Gundy, Doris Burke ESPN Radio: Jim Durham, Jack Ramsay, Hubie Brown, Ric Bucher
Misc: I might have to listen to ESPN Radio just to listen to Hubie and Dr. Jack. Both guys use incredible hyperbole while announcing games.
Favorite: Los Angeles (-6)
49er16's pick: Boston
I'm going old school with this live blog. Old school Awful Announcing with a mix of a Bill Simmons running diary. I'll be commenting on the game while posting reader comments, photos, possibly videos, and announcing quotes. There will be a thread for the first half and a thread for the 2nd half. Enjoy the game and leave comments.
Pre-Game
Do comments about Hawk Harrelson count as spam? (Via RJBO)
And we are live from the Staples Center. Didn't take Stuart Scott long to piss me off. Why does he have to speak so loud? We can freaking hear you, stop screaming. Also there are so many bald heads on the set.
If Stu Scott (sounds like he's mimicing GusJohnson) pushes the hype much harder for the Finals, he's gonna blow out that glass eye of his. (Via Don Geronimo Show Twitter)
Great find by RJBO of Magic growling while talking about the Celtics-Lakers. Garrrrrrrr
Rasheed Wallace's outfit while warming up. Sweats Don't Lie (Via Beto Duran)

I can't stand the creepy holograms/virtual playbook ESPN uses now. They don't work even in HD.
Picks:
Wilbon: Lakers in 6
Barry: Celtics
Magic: Lakers, of course........
And finally Stu Scott is off my screen. On to the game.
1st Quarter
If "Grown-ups" were a team, they'd be the 2007 Detroit Lions. (Via RJBO)
I blame the 90's Chicago Bulls for the overblown player introductions. Now every team has to dim the lights and blow off fireworks before every game. Damn you Michael Jordan! Let's welcome the announcers, Mike Breen, Mark Jackson, and Jeff Van Gundy. Tip off is next.
12:00 Celtics win the tip and immediately score. I'm happy already.
11:33 Pierce and Artest get into a skirmish. Los Angeles fans boo Pierce and show off their knives. (I'm only kidding about half that sentence.) Of course Joey "Technical" Crawford T's both guys up.
Breen: "Lakers vs. Celtics. It just sounds right this time of year." (Via RJBO) Not if you don't like either of these teams.
9:58 Derek Fisher with two fouls. Sasha Vujacic enters the game for the Lakers. I thought I really hated Kobe, but Sasha has taken the crown away from Kobe since these playoffs began.
7:16 Rondo is blowing by Kobe for two easy baskets. I'm not going overboard like Simmons calling Rondo the best PG in the league, but he's definitely second best. Chris Paul holds the crown as the best point guard.
"What happens if the Lakers don't make the finals?"-Mike Breen
"Then Scalabrine would have gone into that crawl space and retrieved the money."-JVG taking about the money the Celtics left at the Staples Center during a regular season game.
3:50 "Rasheed Wallace enters the game."-Mike Breen. Just what every Celtics fan wanted to here. BALL DON'T LIE!
3:03 Between the fouls and turnovers, this game has been very boring. This is expected though with Joey Crawford reffing the game. Meanwhile Jackson and JVG are hungry.
"Did you know Ray Allen has not eaten a cheeseburger since he was 19?" - JVG
Who cares?
"How about today we met a lady who never had a shake. I felt sorry for her." - Mark Jackson (Via JFein)
Like I said, JVG and Mark Jackson are hungry.
How relevant was this rivalry when Dino Radja faced off versus Nick Van Exel? (Via RJBO) Dino's wife doesn't appreciate that.
3:10 "A dumb pass by Tony Allen"-Mike Breen. Every Celtic fans just did a facpalm because they see one dumb Allen pass a game.
1:15 I bet Big Baby Glen Davis has ate a hamburger since High School. Just a guest though......
59.1 Two fouls on Kobe. At least we know the refs aren't biased tonight. /bitter Kings fan
Outlaw the freaking M-V-P chants! Only douche juices yell something that dumb! /Bissinger'd(Via RJBO)
I couldn't agree more with that statement. There is nothing more old and played than the MVP chants at basketball games. Especially when Rasheed Wallace receives MVP chants. Lakers 26 Celtics 21 end of the 1st Quarter
2nd Quarter
The between quarter interviews are the worst and uncomfortable. The coaches don't want to speak and the sideline reporters are just trying to get their job done.
11:30 Luke "Ladykillers" Walton makes a sweet pass to Farmar for a basket. Then Rasheed makes a basket. It's funny just typing that sequence. Computer Don't Lie!
10:34 Odom picks up his third foul. I'm hoping for more fouls in the hope Adam Morrison sees some playing time. Can't a boy dream?
8:20 Shannon Brown has six points off the Lakers bench. He's also preventing me from seeing Adam Morrison play in the NBA Finals. Damn you Shannon for ruining my dream and the Slam Dunk contest.
7:11 Nate Robinson and Paul Gasol take a tip-off. Live JVG, I thought for sure Nate would out-jump Gasol. We were both wrong.
6:11 Ray Allen makes a stop-and-pop off a screen. When he was in Seattle, I hated him because he thrived on those shots and would always make them against the Kings. I love him now though for draining those shots in Kobe's face.
Seriously ABC? Hotel California? If it wasn't bad enough that 98 Rock plays that song every day, now you have to play it. Meanwhile JVG finally gets his World Cup point out of the way. JVG just had to get that out there, didn't he? JVG: "USA is gonna beat England." THERE'S the half-assed soccer take! (RJBO)
3:30 The Celtics can build a house with the bricks they're throwing up.
2:44 Ron-Ron makes a 3 and that is immediately followed with a steal and a layup. 9-point Lakers lead. Then Gasol blocks his third shot of the night. Bizarro world right now.
56.6 11-point Lakers lead. Boston's old legs can't keep up with the Lakers fast break at this point. This could get ugly in the 2nd half.
Rondo makes a jumper right at the buzzer. The shot should count. Los Angeles 50 Boston 41 end of the 1st half. Too many fouls in the 1st quarter ruined the first part of the game. Then the Lakers fastbreak just out-ran the Celtics old legs. This could become a bloodbath in the second half.
Jump to the 2nd half thread right now.
May 26, 2010
We Finally Have a Series
Despite 38 points, 15-for-22, 6-for-9 from behind the arc, 10 assists, and 7 rebounds from Kobe Bryant, the Lakers still lost game 4 and are now headed back to Los Angeles tied in the series with the Phoenix Suns. The biggest difference in the game was the 54 points the Suns bench scored, including Goran Dragic's sick layup. That wasn't the only story from the game. The supposedly smaller Suns out-rebounded the Lakers 51-36, including 18-13 on the offensive glass. The Lakers must improve their defense if they want to go back to Phoenix with the series lead.
Craig Sager suit watch.

God is on the Suns side.

Steve Nash = Pirate

Does Pau Gasol shower?

(Photos courtesy of Jose3030)

God is on the Suns side.

Steve Nash = Pirate

Does Pau Gasol shower?

(Photos courtesy of Jose3030)
May 18, 2010
The Links: BS Study, Lakers Destroy the Suns, Draft Lottery Lucky Charms
Playmate of the Year Hope Dworaczyk to start the day..... Nick Backstrom will be staying in Washington for a while..... John Wall is the first big free agent in basketball..... In least surprising news department, we have Nick Johnson once again hurt..... R.I.P. Hank Jones..... Country stars raised money for Tennessee flood victims..... YouTube celebrates it's fifth birthday...... Heinz Ketchup placates to the Food Nazis...... Rajon Rondo hyperbole machine is in full force..... NBA draft lottery superstitions This study is complete bullshit. I was exposed to Pesticides my entire life and I don't have ADHD. Ooo shiny object........ (Comcast.net)
A High School football recruit has a questionnaire for college teams looking to recruit him (SI)
The 2010 NBA Draft Lottery lucky charms (Sports Pickle)
LSU Freek: Kobe, Lakers deal swift kick to Steve Nash and Suns (Sporting Blog)
This idiot should be tazed next by the Philadelphia police (Sports By Brooks)
I hate to agree with Jay Mariotti, but he's exactly right. Media shouldn't vote for player's awards (Fanhouse)
Andre Johnson wants a lot of money (Battle Red Blog)
Chiefs Matt Cassel falls under "one year rule" (Arrowhead Pride)
The McCourts are stealing money from the Dodgers (Fanhouse)
Psychic predicts NBA Draft Lottery (Basketball Jones)
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February 3, 2010
The Links
Marisa Miller to start the mourning..... Senators warned of terrorist attack on U.S. by July...... Democrats change direction on health care..... This year's Osacar nominations...... 'Lost' began their last season last night...... 'Bikini Boy' makes his debut on American Idol last night...... Mel Gibson must have fell off the wagon again..... Gregg Williams won't back off his Peyton Manning comments...... Even Vikings fans are making fun of Bryant McKinnie..... National signing day is today for college football prospects...... Celebrate Elmo's birthday todayIs Shawne Merriman's best day behind him? (Bolts from the Blue)
Rey Maualuga is the latest in a long line of Cincinnati Bengals to be arrested (Cincy Jungle)
Bi-partisanship lives between Obama and the Republicans over the BCS (Track em Tigers)
Johnny Damon to Detroit? (Bless You Boys)
Joey Porter throws an epic fit on a radio show crying that he wants out of Miami (The Phinsider)
Current whereabouts of each NCAA tournament Most Outstanding Player (Lost Letterman)
The hottest women of Super Bowl media day (Guyism)
It's time for St. John's to say bye bye to Norm Roberts (NY Post)
Is Kobe the greatest Laker of all-time? (No Guts, No Glory)
This is most certainly not the Michael Vick project (The 700 Level)
Epic fail: Rudy Gay tries to beat the buzzer, when he really didn't have to (Scores Report)
January 22, 2010
The Links
Cheryl Tweedy to finish off the week..... LeBron is not impressed with Craig Sager's suit...... Sean Salisbury finally speaks about 'the situation'...... Don't forget about the Colts defense...... Political wimp Arlen Specter tells Michelle Bachmann to 'act like a lady'....... More bad news for Liberals, Air America went belly up...... USC fans are standing up for Lane Kiffin...... A blog interviews CBS' Seth Davis about college basketball..... Are the Clippers cursed or is it just bad karma?....... Alleged burglar showers, cuts hair, and fries chicken before being caught...... Is Heidi Montag addicted or just obsessed with plastic surgery?The Lakers are too soft against Cleveland (OC Register)
It's been long overdue for the Utah Jazz to trade Carlos Boozer (Salt Lake Tribune)
Round 1 goes to Ovechkin (Post-Gazette)
The NHL needs to hit the reset button (USA Today)
Lose your job? Become an excellent bowler (LV Review-Journal)
Prince created a fight song for the Vikings (The Big Lead)
The Australian Open is like one giant frat party (Deadspin)
USC fan begs Pete Carroll not to go (Wiz of Odds)
Kobe is grumpy again (YahooSports)
Another reason why Keith Olberman is an idiot (The National Conversation)
Speaking of Olberman, Jon Stewart eviscerates Olberman last night on the Daily Show
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October 16, 2009
Video of the Day: Fail!!
Celebrity Jeopardy is the best. You take celebrities and have them answer Jeopardy questions. Now the show has been dumbed down for the celebrities can answer the questions correctly. But sometimes even the easiest questions, can be the toughest ones. Just ask Los Angeles Lakers legend Kareem Abdul-Jabbar.
UCLA was one of the choices. Easy enough. Kareem went to school at UCLA. The question was about a line in the movie Airplane. Easy enough, especially since Kareem said that line in the movie "Airplane." So did Kareem answer the question correctly? Find out......
That's a big heaping pile of Fail. Now where's Will Ferrell and Darrell Hammond to mock Kareem?
UCLA was one of the choices. Easy enough. Kareem went to school at UCLA. The question was about a line in the movie Airplane. Easy enough, especially since Kareem said that line in the movie "Airplane." So did Kareem answer the question correctly? Find out......
That's a big heaping pile of Fail. Now where's Will Ferrell and Darrell Hammond to mock Kareem?
October 1, 2009
The Links
Danielle Lloyd to start the mourning.... Now how come when a Republican says something wrong Congress wants apologies and reprimands, but when a Democrat says something wrong he's not forced to apologize..... Madonna will never marry again..... 'Zombieland' comes out this weekendThe Lakers moved to LA in the 50's from Minnesota. Could the Vikings be the next Minnesota team to leave for LA? (PFT)
Meanwhile the Maloofs don't plan on moving the Kings (Sactown Royalty)
Does ESPN mean R.I.P. for newspapers? (Fox Business)
After a bizarre off season, the NHL is just happy to be playing games again (CBSsports)
John Fox must want Carolina to fire him (Real Clear Sports)
Chicago's guest meteorologist: Scottie Pippen (Ball Don't Lie)
Kevin Love will return to using his Twitter when the season starts (Star Tribune)
Adam Morrison is ready for the basketball season (The Sports Hernia)
Take it easy Ricky Nolasco (Babes Love Baseball)
Joe Mauer was stealing signs last night (The Big Lead)
Glen Beck continues to strike nerves in the White House (Another Black Conservative)
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September 30, 2009
The Links
Ali Landry to start off the mourning.... The man behind the Birthers Movement is from Philadelphia..... I don't think Nick Saban wanted this to get out..... Chuck Knoblauch is just the latest dirt bag.... It's time for Bobby Bowden to retire..... Even Democrats are sparing with each other over health care..... Roman Polanski wasn't your normal fugitive..... Democrats are just getting paranoid nowOhio is for clunkers (Deadspin)
The Jaguars plan to invade Orlando (PFT)
The bizarro world of Texas Tech football (Wiz of Odds)
Media Day Part 2: Golden State Warriors (Golden State of Mind)
Orioles manager Dave Trembley may not last past this season (MLB Daily Dish)
You knew it wasn't going to take Jets fans long to break this out (The Big Picture)
The financial risks if Chicago hosts the Olympics (SI)
Some things just never change in Raiders land (Real Clear Sports)
Kobe Bryant is no longer center of the media's attention in Los Angeles (LA Daily News)
How World Wide Wes is the most important factor on how to lure LeBron to the Knicks (NY Daily News)
A ladies man (Ugliest Tattoos)
Nothing like seeing high school football players getting destroyed (Busted Coverage) video below
July 29, 2009
The Links
Sara Jean Underwood to start the mourning.... R.I.P. Eagles defensive coordinator Jim Johnson.... Katie Price's face isn't looking so good.... Can Justin Timberlake save golf?.... They are a little bitter in Minnesota about Favre.... Are you still a supporter of 'Obamacare'?.... Obama legislative goals could put new burden on a weak economy..... The Hogans finally reach a settlement.... You can buy Madonna's love letters.... NO! The Big Unit could be done for the yearOne of many tributes to the late Jim Johnson (Philly.com)
Vin Scully to retire after the 2010 season (True Blue LA)
Jay Mariotti makes children cry (Deadspin)
Freddy Sanchez to the Giants? (Fanhouse)
MMA fighter Dan Henderson wants peace between Yankee and Red Sox fans (Cagewriter)
Carlos Lee befriends an anthill in left field (The Onion)
Congress calls out Shaq while honoring Kobe, Lakers (HHR)
Stats show there is no harm starting a rookie quarterback (Fifth Down)
Adversity brings Michigan closer together (Detroit News)
Sponsor's are staying quite on Vick ruling (Sports Biz)
Need a laugh? (The National Conversation)
In pursuit of happiness
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