Showing posts with label Miami. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Miami. Show all posts

September 17, 2013

Yep, the Marlins Are Still A Mess

The Marlins are the 2nd worst team in the majors and Jeff Passan has reported all year about Marlins owner Jeffrey Loria meddling with personnel decisions. So not only has Loria robbed South Beach residents to build his monstrosity of a stadium, traded away the best players after barely just signing them, but is now making all the personnel decisions regarding the team. The Miami Herald has the story.

"Sources said Loria is now making most — if not all — of the baseball decisions, which is fueling speculation that president of baseball operations Larry Beinfest and team president David Samson could be ousted after the season.

“He has marginalized the front office,” said a major-league source, who spoke only on the condition of anonymity. “The front office isn’t making decisions. Loria makes them all.”

Oh that is so perfect. He's not only robbing South Beach residents, he's morphed into 70's-80's George Steinbrenner and Ted Turner.

Could you imagine working for this team? Could you imagine sending a resume and being interviewed by this team? And forget about Giancarlo Stanton going anywhere. The Marlins aren't trading him as long as Loria is making the baseball decisions. Loria has his pet players, read about how he spoiled Hanley Ramriez during his time in Miami, and you can see that Stanton isn't going anywhere for the near future.

The Marlins are still a mess and they'll always be a mess as long as Jeffrey Loria is still breathing.

August 15, 2012

Thankfully Hard Knocks Filmed This

Chad Johnson, beater of wives, was cut by the Miami Dolphins. And thankfully the Hard Knocks cameras caught every last second of this uncomfortable exchange between Johnson and Dolphins coach Joe Philbin




My favorite part of this whole ordeal was that idiot Skip Bayless blasting Philbin for giving Johnson a "low blow" by cutting him.


Hey Skipper it's nice to see you're not sucking Tebow's cock 24/7, but now you're seriously blasting a coach who cut a wife beater? Seriously? You wanna know what a "low blow" is? Hitting a woman. That's a low blow.

I'll admit though to being surprised that out of Terrell Owens, Randy Moss, and Chad Johnson that Johnson was the one cut first. I'm going to predict that both Owens and Moss will also be cut before the end of the season.

(Via The Big Lead)

June 8, 2012

I'm Rooting for the Heat on Saturday

Let me first say I have no dog in the Heat-Celtics race*. I just want that series to end because I find it to be a boring series. That being said, I'm now rooting for the Heat on Saturday night. I want the Heat to crush the Celtics and I hope Lebron has an even bigger game than he had on Thursday night. Especially after this.

*Not exactly true. I'm rooting for the Heat in this series because I don't want to see the Celtics in the final because I hate watching them play period. They're the modern version of the late 90's Jazz on offense. 



Between the videos of Dane Cook and Maria Menounos and the Celtics fans behavior last night, I hope the Heat destroy the Celtics. I hope Garnett's knee explodes on the court. I hope this is Ray Allen's last game. I want a complete destruction of the Celtics.

Throwing a beer on Lebron didn't stop Celtics fans from being even more jackassery last night.



Yes destroy the Heat on Saturday. Do it for America. The uprising in Boston must be stopped!

(Videos via Probasketballtalk.com)

May 13, 2010

The Links

Miranda Kerr to start the day..... I think Stephen Strasburg is ready to play in the Majors..... So Tiger does have something wrong with his neck..... Miguel Olivo had a good game yesterday..... What's up with Grady Sizemore?..... Remember Erik Bedard? He was suppose to be Seattle's ace...... There will be a new Stanley Cup champion..... They actually go to class at Miami?..... Houston Rocket fans like their chances at the draft lottery..... The spectacle that could have been Kimbo Slice

Hey Darnell Dockett! Kurt Warner isn't walking through that door (Revenge of the Birds)

Michael Jordan once played as poorly in the playoffs as LeBron (Miami Herald)

Ken Griffey Jr's legacy won't be tainted by falling asleep in the clubhouse. It was definitely tainted by his stink in Cincinnati (SI)

America's most miserable sports cities (Forbes)

College teams most likely to join another conference (SI)

Canadiens deny the Penguins (Sporting Blog)

Possibly your average St. Louis Cardinal fan (Walkoff Walk)

Good thing I filled out my census form before this guy came to my house (Fox59)

When you cannot play baseball, play wiffleball (Babes Love Baseball)



Man gets hit by car, doesn't drop baby in his arms (Deadspin)

May 3, 2010

The Links

Olivia Munn to start the week...... The Royals owe Zach Greinke an apology...... No suprise department: Kentucky basketball team has a low GPA...... Utah snatches defeat out of the hands of victory..... Baltimore sweeps Boston, yes those Orioles..... DEA investigating Saints' vicodin abuse lawsuit...... A perfect pairing, the Bengals and Pacman Jones..... Another Royals prospect faltering in the Big Leagues..... Conan O'Brien is a very bitter man..... Roman Polanski speaks about being extradited back to the States

It's the referees faults for the Red Wings loss last night! (Detroit Free Press)

Pavelski-mania will take it's act on the road (Tim Kawakami)

Someone in San Jose threw a shark with a baby octopus in it's mouth (Puck Daddy)

The 2010 Kentucky Derby in photos (SBNation.com)

Reason 1,456 why John Calipari is a scumbag (College Basketball Nation Blog)

We need to truth to understand Miami's Jeff Ireland's Dez Bryant questioning (Miami Herald)

Are sportswriters really necessary? (Bloomberg Newsweek)

On to the next chapter of Spurs-Suns (My San Antonio)

Ryane Clowe's between-the-legs goal (Fear The Fin)

April 28, 2010

The Links

Laura Bell Bundy to start the morning ..... Will someone please take Zach Greinke off of the Royals?...... Cavaliers to face the Celtics in the 2nd round...... MLB.com writers ordered to Tweet only about baseball...... Mavericks stave off elimination by routing the Spurs...... Has JeMarcus Russell spent his last days in Oakland?...... Two women arrested for trying to smuggle a corpse onto a plane...... Dolphins GM Jeff Ireland isn't good at asking questions during interviews

LeBron James to the Charlotte Bobcats? (NY Times)

Is the MLB lagging attendance a crisis or fluke? (Fanhouse)

Tebow is already setting records in the NFL (Shutdown Corner)

LSU Freek: Kobe conducts a Lakers victory (Sporting Blog)

Jeff Garcia is not returning to the Eagles (PFT)

Wright State basketball player arrested for stealing condoms (Dayton Daily News)

Reality strikes Phoenix Coyotes again (Arizona Republic)

Why the Royals and Pirates should switch leagues (SI)

Washington Capitals pressing their luck with game 7 (Washington Post)

New feature, the gif of the day: Batman kicking ass.

April 26, 2010

The Links

Alice Eve to start the week...... Urijah Faber's nasty legs from his fight with Jose Aldo....... The Kentucky Derby favorite will not race..... The Bulls get knocked back down to reality by the Cavs...... An analysis of each goal Martin Brodeur gave up to the Flyers...... LeGarrette Blount changes his mind and signs with the Titans..... Teammates Jeff Gordan and Jimmie Johnson aren't getting along..... 'Avatar' is now destroying the DVD market..... A police suspect hides in a manure pit..... Don't confront people about their odor, or you might get punched

Journalist still getting the Pat Tillman story wrong (LA Times)

LeBron forces his will against the Bulls (Cleveland Plain Dealer)

Dwayne Wade came up with a Hall of Fame performance while the Heat where facing elimination (Miami Herald)

Check out the new work by LSU Freek (Sporting Blog)

Where Dwayne Wade's wardrobe happens (With Leather)

A cynic's guide to college basketball (HHR)

Red Wings legacy on the line (Detroit Free Press)

Another draft blunder by Matt Millen (Tirico Suave)



Dwayne Wade abuses Kevin Garnett with a dunk (Jose3030)

February 3, 2010

The Links

Marisa Miller to start the mourning..... Senators warned of terrorist attack on U.S. by July...... Democrats change direction on health care..... This year's Osacar nominations...... 'Lost' began their last season last night...... 'Bikini Boy' makes his debut on American Idol last night...... Mel Gibson must have fell off the wagon again..... Gregg Williams won't back off his Peyton Manning comments...... Even Vikings fans are making fun of Bryant McKinnie..... National signing day is today for college football prospects...... Celebrate Elmo's birthday today

Is Shawne Merriman's best day behind him? (Bolts from the Blue)

Rey Maualuga is the latest in a long line of Cincinnati Bengals to be arrested (Cincy Jungle)

Bi-partisanship lives between Obama and the Republicans over the BCS (Track em Tigers)

Johnny Damon to Detroit? (Bless You Boys)

Joey Porter throws an epic fit on a radio show crying that he wants out of Miami (The Phinsider)

Current whereabouts of each NCAA tournament Most Outstanding Player (Lost Letterman)

The hottest women of Super Bowl media day (Guyism)

It's time for St. John's to say bye bye to Norm Roberts (NY Post)

Is Kobe the greatest Laker of all-time? (No Guts, No Glory)

This is most certainly not the Michael Vick project (The 700 Level)

Epic fail: Rudy Gay tries to beat the buzzer, when he really didn't have to (Scores Report)

February 2, 2010

Remember When?: Super Bowl XIX

(With the Super Bowl coming up on Sunday, I will look at the five Super Bowls that the 49ers played in. Why the 49ers you ask and not other Super Bowls, because this is my blog and I'm a 49ers fan. So deal with it.)

Super Bowl XIX
San Francisco 38 Miami 16
Location: Stanford Stadium, Palo Alto, California
Date: January 20, 1985
MVP: Joe Montana
Favorite: 49ers by 3 1/2
National Anthem: San Francisco Boys and Girls Chorus
Coin Toss: President Ronald Reagan
Network: ABC
Announcers: Frank Gifford, Joe Theisman, and Don Meredith
Nielsen Rating: 46.4

Background:
Heading into the 1984 season, the Niners were coming off a very controversial loss to the Washington Redskins in the 1983 NFC Championship. So needless to say, the Niners were looking for revenge for that loss. The Niners in 1984 became the first team, since the league expanded to a 16 game schedule, to win 15 games with their only loss coming in the last second against Pittsburgh.

Joe Montana lead the offense with running backs Wendell Tyler and Roger Craig, with receivers Freddie Solomon and Dwight Clark and tight end Russ Francis. The defense didn't get a lot of media attention, but the unit lead the league in fewest points allowed. All four defensive backs Dwight Hicks, Ronnie Lott, Eric Wright, and Carlton Williamson were selected to the Pro Bowl. And the defensive line was anchored by Dwaine Board.



The Miami Dolphins on the other hand were lead by prolific second year quarterback Dan Marino, who broke every meaningful passing record that season. Mark Duper and Mark Clayton were Marino's main targets. While the Dolphins had a prolific offense, the defense was a little suspect.

The 49ers defense dominated the 1984 playoffs by only allowing 10 points in two games, including shutting out the Bears in the NFC Championship. While the offense was dominating in the playoffs, Montana did throw 5 interceptions in two games.

The Dolphins on the other hand were very dominating on offense scoring 76 points with Marino only throwing 1 interception. The Dolphins defense though allowed 38 points to Seattle and Pittsburgh.

Pregame Notes:
- This would be the second time in history that one of the Super Bowl participants would be the de facto home team. Since San Francisco is only thirty miles away from Palo Alto, the Niners would basically be a home team for this Super Bowl. The first time was when the Los Angles Rams played in the Rose Bowl.

- With Marino and Montana at quarterback, the hype surrounding these two would be at a all-time high complete with a SI cover with both quarterbacks.

- This would be the Super Bowl ever that would be broadcasted by ABC. In previous years, the broadcast would alternate between CBS and NBC.

- Clips of this game where used in the movie Ace Ventura: Pet Dective. Also actress Teri Hatcher of Desperate Housewives fame was a Niners cheerleader at the time and was seen several times on TV during the Super Bowl.

Game Summary
1st Quarter
The 49ers received the opening kickoff but did nothing with the ball and was forced the punt. Miami drove down the field on their first drive but ended up kicking a field goal to take the 3-0 lead. San Francisco drove 78 yards in 8 plays on their next drive, culminating in a 33-yard touchdown pass from Montana to reserve running back Carl Monroe to give them a 7-3 lead. Miami would then drive down the field and score with a Marino to Dan Johnson touchdown pass. Miami would end the 1st quarter with the 10-7 lead.

2nd Quarter
The Niners would take control of the game in the 2nd quarter. Defensive Coordinator George Seifert had the defense switch to a dime defense that would stop the run and also slow down the pass and hopefully create some turnovers. The new defense worked and forced Miami to punt from their own 10-yard line early in the quarter. Montana threw a 8-yard touchdown pass to Roger Craig as the Niners would take the 14-10 lead and never look back.

The Niners forced another Miami punt and Montana would score on a 6-yard run to make the score 21-10 Niners. The Niners defense once again forced another Miami punt, that lead to a Roger Craig 2-yard touchdown run, that would make the score 28-10 Niners. The Dolphins would kick two field goals to end the half to make the halftime score 28-15 Niners.

2nd Half
The 2nd half was highlighted by the Niners defense sacking Marino twice and intercepting him twice in the end zone no less. The Niners would score on a field goal and another Roger Craig touchdown, his third of the game. The Niners finished the game with a Super Bowl record 537 total offensive yards, while the Dolphins only had 314 total yards with only 25 rushing yards. The Niners would also sack Marino four times after being the least sacked quarterback in the league during the year. The Niners would also intercept Marino twice in the end zone.



Postgame Notes
:
- Joe Montana would be the Super Bowl MVP and this was after he was made to look to be the lesser QB against Marino.

- The famous Apple Macintosh future commercial was aired during this Super Bowl. Update!: This commercial actually ran in the Super Bowl before this one, but I'm leaving this video up because after all these years it's still a cool commercial.



- Don Shula had this to say after the game, "We were dominated to the point where one play didn't make much of a difference. Our major objective was to contain Montana, and we did a terrible, terrible job of it."

- "Came to see an offense, and the wrong one showed up."- Randy Cross, 49ers Center.

- The final rating for the game was a 46.2

(Sourecs: Wikipedia, TV by the Numbers, USA Today, SI Vault)

December 29, 2009

Champs Sports Bowl Open Thread

Game: Champs Sports Bowl

Teams: Miami vs. Wisconsin

Location: Citrus Bowl, Orlando, Florida

Network and Announcers: ESPN - Brad Nessler and Todd Blackledge, SR: Holly Rowe

Favorite: Miami -3.5

49er16's Pick: Miami

Misc: Big 5 can't get a sponsorship deal with a bowl game?

Random Thoughts: This is the first bowl game in a week that features two teams ranked in the top 25. So the game should at least be interesting. Wisconsin is a running team while the Miami defense is really good at stopping the run. Needless to say I like Miami in this game.