Fish In Florida Marlins New Stadium Aquariums Depressed They're The Only Ones Watch The Marlins

The Florida Marlins will move into a new ballpark next year which should be exciting except residents in South Florida don't even know who the Florida Marlins are. As a part of the new stadium the Marlins ownership thought of a devious plan to claim that something is attending Marlins game. Not people of course, but fish in two aquariums in the backstop. Seriously.

The new Florida Marlins stadium will have two aquariums that will serve as backstops behind home plate.

I hope the fish in the aquariums won't be too depressed when they're the only ones watching the Marlins. At least the fish will be together for they can have a support group.

(Via SB Nation) 

Possible Coaching Replacements for Urban Meyer

Urban Meyer has announced his resignation as the Florida Gators football coach. Meyer did this same song and dance last year around this time and eventually came back to Florida. Like Brett Favre, Meyer has lost a lot of credibility with the public on whether he's really going to stay retired or not. For now though, it looks like Meyer will stay retired so it's time to look at possible replacements. On a scale from 1 to 10, 10 the highest 1 the lowest, lets take a look at the possible replacements for Urban Meyer.

Steve Addazio, Current Position: Florida Offensive Coordinator, Years with the Gators 2005-Present: With Florida Gators fans anger pointed all year long at Addazio, this possibility is not likely at all. Florida was also burned the last time they hired a Florida assistant. When Steve Spurrier left Florida in the early 2000's, the Gators hired longtime assistant Ron Zook and that was a disaster. I would love to see Addazio named the head coach of Florida just to see Gator fans burn down Gainesville, but this is just a pipe dream. (Possibility: 1)

Saint Timmy In Tears As the Gators Season Goes Down the Drain

So much for Florida being the chosen team. And so much for Tim Tebow winning a third national championship in four years. The Florida Gators were beat 32-13 by Alabama who claim a spot in the National Championship game.

The picture and video of the night from this game, will be Tebow crying on the sideline as Alabama took a knee to ice the game.



While the video and pictures are certainly funny, who doesn't like seeing men cry, I will miss Tebow in college football. Say all you want about how the media fairly or unfairly fawned all over him, but get one thing straight, he was special to watch. Admit it, your going to miss Tebow.

Your going to miss that shovel pass to Hernandez. Your going to miss that option play Tebow used to run with Percy Harvin. And your going to miss Tebow running over defenders. Call him overrated all you want, but he was special to watch. And you knew whatever game he was in, it was special to witness it.

Now I really don't know what type of NFL career Tebow will have. And I don't know whether or not he will play quarterback. And to tell you the truth, I don't care. I do consider it an honor to watch Tebow in his four years at Florida, despite the constant media attention he received. He was special to watch and he only has one more game left in his special college career.

Let The War Continue

There is definitely no love loss between Florida coach Urban Meyer and Tennessee coach Lane Kiffin. Even after Florida beat Tennessee 23-13 on Saturday, Florida played a very lethargic game. Saint Timmy Tebow didn't throw one long pass and the Gators were shutdown for the most part by a very good Tennessee defense. Just don't tell Urban Meyer the Tennessee defense is the reason why Florida only beat the Vols by ten.

"I didn't feel like they were going after the win," Meyer said.They wanted to shorten the game. I think that was the plan. There are 10 minutes to go and they're not in a no-huddle. It's 23-6 and no urgency (on Tennessee's part).

"The way we lose a game there is throw an interception. Why put yourself in that position? Let's find a way to win the game. We're not trying to impress the pollsters. We're trying to win the game. A lot of it had to do with the way they were playing. It made our life a little easier."

Not trying to impress pollsters? Come on Urban. Your the guy who let's his team score over 70 points on a Division-1AA school. You wanted to destroy Tennessee in that game, but you couldn't because the Vols defense actually showed up to play.

Meyer even went as far to blame Swine Flu as to the reason why Florida struggled on Saturday. "It is a panic level of proportions I've never seen before," Meyer said. Ah yes, that old excuse. My mother still doesn't believe me when I say I have a cold.

Lane Kiffin didn't use the flu as an excuse for his team's play. When asked about whether or not Kiffin is worried about his team having the flu Kiffin had this to say, "I don't know. I guess we'll wait and after we're not excited about a performance, we'll tell you everybody was sick." Checkmate.

Kiffin and Tennessee might not have won the battle, but they are still in this war. And for whatever reason, Kiffin is in Meyer's head. More so than Nick Saban, Les Miles, Steve Spurrier, and Houston Nutt combined. Now I can't wait for next year's game at Rocky Top.

Kiffin defends game plan, takes shot at Meyer (St. Petersburg Times)

The Links

Megan Fox as a cheerleader..... Milton Bradley is done as a Cub.... Good news about Matt Hasselbeck.... The Eagles learned some lessons about Kevin Kolb..... Doogie Howser did a great job last night hosting the Emmy's.... David Hasselhoff had to be rushed to the hospital for alcohol poisoning.... No the Government might bailout newspapers?

Former Bums pitcher Derren Dreifort is dating a radio skank (Sports by Brooks)

The Florida Gators have infected with Hog Flu. And no it has not yet affected St. Timmy (Orlando Sentinel)

So Terrell Owens wasn't the only problem for Tony Romo? (PFT)

The Jets have been accused of tampering with Michael Crabtree (NY Daily News)

Time to over panic about USC's loss to Washington Saturday (CBSSports.com)

What the losers are saying (SSReporters)

Mt. Milton Bradley has struck again (Bleed Cubbie Blue)

The Kansas City Chiefs coaching staff did an horrendous job against the Raiders (KC Star)

Tony Romo ruined Jerry's big night (Star-Telegram)

Here's a compilation of videos featuring Shaq being dunked on (Basketbawful)

According to Nancy Pelosi, these people are a bunch on Nazi's (The National Conversation)

The Links

Rachelle Leah to start the mourning.... Biden makes fun of Obama over his over use of the teleprompter-He will be next to be thrown under Obama's buss-I wonder what Obama himself thinks of Biden's comments?..... What will be the Tonight Show like with Conan O'Brien..... The Washington Nationals and Capitals are linked to a steroid bust

Billy Gillispie files a lawsuit against Kentucky (KC Star)

John Calipari and Memphis charged with major violations (Yahoo Sports)

A shakeup in the NFLPA (PFT)

Hef and his whores were at the Lakers game last night (Sports Hernia)

Read this book about Chris Benoit and the wrestling business (Camel Clutch Blog)

Conspiracy theories everywhere in the NBA (SSR)

Red Wings went the long, hard road to get back to the Finals (Detroit News)

Pens get their rematch with Detroit (Post-Gazette)

Rick Hendrick finally fired Junior's crew chief and buddy (Orlando Sentinel)

Why aren't more people angry about all the arrests at Florida's football program (Sun Sentinel)

Is this Henrik Zetterberg or not?

The Links

John Calipari is excited to be at Kentucky.... Many Puerto Ricans victims of identity theft.... Youth soccer coach resigns via e-mail.... History of Aprils Fools Day.... Look for 'The Simpsons' stamps soon... And Nikki Ziering

- Bridget Moynahan isn't exactly happy with Giesele talking about her son (Page 6)

- A look at SportsCenter new makeover and intro (Awful Announcing)

- Kevin Blackistone doesn't want college basketball coaches to make as much money as possible (Fanhouse)

- Cutler already engaged in damage control? (PFT)

- Worst of the night in the NBA (Basketbawful)

- This former Florida player has his priorities straight (Deadspin)

- Sparty fans are not happy with Gus Johnson (Fire Andy Reid Now!)

- The guy who pulled over Ryan Moats, sure did want to become a cop (Busted Coverage)

The Big Picture is back from Arizona

- Untold stories of Wrestlemania (The Sports Hernia)

Must List: The College Football Edition

Well I thought now more than ever would be a good time to do an early preview of the college football season. The Super Bowl has been lacking buzz, but the college ranks have been explosive since the season ended.

A War in the SEC: The usually competitive SEC just got a lot more edgier. When Tennessee hired Lane Kiffin they were looking for someone who is young and energetic. They got just that and more. First Kiffin mocks Steve Spurrier about recruiting. Then he goes out and makes his staff the highest paid in college, and even money whipped Lance Thompson out of Alabama starting a war between himself and Nick Saban.

Kiffin is perfect for the SEC. He is so arrogant, he makes Spurrier look humble. He thinks very highly of himself. Also he can defend himself against anyone. A year and a half with Al Davis will make you stronger. I can't wait till the start of the SEC season.

What will happen to Weis: Norte Dame coach Charlie Weis had an interesting year. The Fighting Irish have another bad year, then he blows out his knee during a game. Then there was speculation about him getting fired only to have the A.D. say he is coming back for another year. Then there were rumors that Norte Dame was going to fire him after the recruiting season and replace him with Jon Gruden.

Chuck has had an interesting year, and that is why Norte Dame has to have a great year. Another mediocre year and they will be replacing him with Jon Gruden or Urban Meyer. His seat will continually be warm until the end of next season.

Will he ever retire? We all know Joe Paterno is going to coach until someone places him six feet under. But Bobby Bowden is different. Florida State has already named his successor in offensive coordinator Jimbo Fisher. And in Fisher's contract if he is not the Florida St. coach by 2010, Florida St. will have to buy out his contract. Here's the deal though, Bobby Bowden has signed a one year contract to coach for the 2009 season. What happens if Bowden wants to coach another year? Do they buy out Fisher and sign Bowden to another contract? This will be an interesting situation as it plays out.

Will they repeat? I am of course talking about the defending national champions Florida. Tim Tebow and the entire starting defense has come back for another year. The loss of Percy Harvin will effect the offense, but the entire team remains in tack.

They will be the unanimous number one team in the nation and the start of the year. They will though have everyone coming after them. Plus they play Alabama during the regular season. While they will be the logical choice to make a return trip, but remember what happened to USC in 2005.

Early Poll:

1. Florida

2. Texas

3. Ole Miss

4. USC

5. Oklahoma

Tebow to Return

Florida quarterback Tim Tebow made every one's dreams come true.

At Florida's national championship celebration in Gainesville Tebow announced,"Oh, by the way, let's do it again. I'm coming back," Tebow said. Every person with a Tebow crush, wet themselves after the announcement.

Tebow has won two national championships and one Heisman during his first three years at Florida. Tebow's decision makes sense because most of the team is returning and they will be the automatic favorites to win the national championship again.

Though on the other hand, remember what happened to Matt Leinhart at USC. Leinhart and USC beat Oklahoma in the national championship game, sounds familiar, and decided to come back to USC for his senior season. USC made it back to the national championship game, but lost to Texas in one of the best games ever.

Tebow though is smart for coming back to Florida. He is not ranked very highly as a quarterback by NFL teams, so he might not get drafted as high. Also he is one of the most beloved college players of all-time, by fans and the media. So he will be loved by everyone.

This is a win-win by Tebow. He can cement his legacy as the greatest college player of all-time and improve his skills as a quarterback.

National Championship Preview: Florida

Florida has came out of the heap that is known as the SEC, to reach the National Championship.

They were not even favored in their own division, Georgia was. They were not favored in the SEC championship game, Alabama was. And not only did Florida win their division, they won the SEC championship.

Like Oklahoma, Florida experienced an early season loss. The Gators lost at home to Ole Miss in on September 27. Florida Quarterback Tim Tebow then gave one of the best speeches of all time. He apologized for the loss and said Florida will work hard every week to accomplish their goals.

Now they get to play against Oklahoma in the BCS national championship game in Miami. This will be the classic match up of a great offensive team(Oklahoma) versus a great defensive team(Florida).

Oklahoma is the number one ranked offensive team in the nation. The Sooners average 54 points per game. Florida is the Fourth ranked defensive team in the nation only allowing about 12 points per game.

As seen in previous bowl games, Big 12 teams have been stopped on offense. Ole Miss stopped the great Texas Tech offense in the Cotton bowl. This could be a pre -cursor to the national championship game.

Player to watch: Chris Rainey, RB The Florida running game has been one of the few weak links of the Florida team. Rainey ran for 655 yards and 4 touchdowns. Florida will have to establish a running game if they want to eat up a clock and keep Oklahoma off the field. Rainey, Tebow, and Jeffery Demps will have step their games up on the ground to keep the Sooners in check.

Impact player: Percey Harvin, WR Harvin, who didn't play in the SEC championship game, has been sidelined with an ankle sprain. He says he can go on Thursday, but he is only about 90 percent ready and making cuts is a little awkward. Harvin is what makes the Florida offense goes. His speed and versatility makes him one of the most dangerous players, a player the Oklahoma defense has to keep in check. He is a threat by taking hand offs and the patent bubble screen passes.

Can the Florida defense stop Oklahoma? While we all know Florida can also score a lot of points to, but can the Florida defense keep Oklahoma off the field. Oklahoma can go down the length of the field and score a touchdown no problem. The Florida defense though must stop Oklahoma from sustaining long-quick scoring drives.

A lot of experts have picked Florida because of their defense and the schedule they have to play in the SEC. Oklahoma on the other hand has looked like a fraud because of the poor play by the rest of the Big 12 teams.

I personally like Oklahoma. They can score quickly and their defense can pick up enough stops to keep their offense on the field. Also Florida's running game has been average, while the Oklahoma running game produced two 1,000 yard rushers. DeMarco Murray, a 1,000 yard rusher, won't be playing, but he didn't even lead the team in rushing(Chris Brown).

Final Score: Oklahoma 35 Florida 28

National Championship Preview: Oklahoma

Oklahoma didn't get to the national championship game easily.

First they were blown out in last years Fiesta Bowl by West Virginia. Eventually this year they eventually rose up to the number one ranking only to lose to Texas. And thankfully for them a lose to Texas Tech by Texas secured their spot as once again the number one ranked team in the nation. Which came with controversy.

It doesn't matter now, who should be in the game or not. Oklahoma meets Florida in Miami on Thursday for the national championship.

After the loss to Texas, Oklahoma's offense really started to pick up steam. They scored 60 points in their last 5 games and was only held twice to under 40 points. The only teams to hold them to under 40 points was Texas and TCU.

Sam Bradford won the Heisman because he threw for over 4,000 yards and 48 touchdowns. He was only picked off 6 times and sacked 9 times. But there where other players that contributed to his success.

Player to watch: Chris Brown, RB With DeMarco Murray sitting out of the game because of an injury, Brown will have to step up. No problem. Brown rushed for 1,100 yards and 20 touchdowns. While the Sooners will miss Murray, Brown is enough to keep the Gators on their heels.

Impact Player: Jermaine Gresham, TE Gresham is a big tight end who has created miss match's because of his size and speed. He knows how to get open and break tackles. He caught the most touchdowns (12) and was always Bradford's emergency target when no one else was available.

Can the Oklahoma Defense Stop Florida? This is the million dollar question. Right now, I would have to say no. The Oklahoma defense allowed 14 points to one of the worst teams in the country in Washington. They routinely gave up more than 20 points in games and even allowed two 40 point games. Their defense was ravaged by injuries, many players they could use to stop Tim Tebow.

Key for Oklahoma to win the National Championship: Getting pressure on Tim Tebow. Tebow was sacked 15 times all year long. Gerald McCoy needs to pressure Tebow all game long, for the linebackers don't have to rush the quarterback and sit back in coverage.

Tomorrow: Florida preview

College Football Must List

Well it is always a sprint to the end of a season in college football. And we are headed to the finish line. There will be championship games played and some hold over regular season games. But the SEC championship game and Big 12 Championship game will be the focal points of this weekend.

Who's wills will overcome the challenge: Florida's offense or the Alabama Defense: I said yesterday that I liked Alabama because of their defense. The Alabama is lead by their 3RD ranked defense that is averaging 11.5 points per game. The Florida offense is also 3RD ranked that is averaging 46.3 points per game. This will be a battle of wills and I think Nick Saban's will is stronger. His defense will pressure Tim Tebow and force him to make mistakes. When Tebow is pressured he does not make the best throws and the entire Florida offense literally runs through him. Alabama will win this game.

Will the Big 12 Championship pull another surprise: Just ask the 2003 undefeated Oklahoma team that was hammered by Kansas St. in the Big 12 Championship game. The 1996 Nebraska team also felt the wrath of the Big 12 Championship game. While Missouri has been disappointing and did loose to Kansas last week at Arrowhead Stadium, where the championship game will be played this year, they will have a home field advantage. The weather will be miserable and could slow down the up-tempo Oklahoma offense. This game will be the most interesting game of the weekend.

After the end of the weekend most of the questions will be answered. We will know who will be playing in the BCS games. So have a fun time watching the last weekend of college football.

College Football Links

- What went wrong before Tuberbille walked away (Scarblog.com)

- Still don't know if Percy Harvin will play for Florida on Saturday (Gainesville Sun)

- Washington named USC offensive coordinator Steve Sarkisian as their new coach (Seattle Times)

- Oklahoma is on the verge of winning their 6TH Big 12 Championship (The Oklahoman)

- Nate Davis has been the focal point of Ball St. football since 2006 (Muncie Star Press)

- USC football has not been the same since Norm Cow left (LA Times)

- The Big 12 Championship game has always been unpredictable (SI.com)

Remember When

At this point Florida is favored to beat Alabama in the SEC championship game by 10 points on Saturday.

I just want to know why everyone is favoring Florida over Alabama at this point. I know Tim Tebow and the Gator offense looks unstoppable at this point. But has everyone forgot that Alabama has one of the best defenses in the country.

This reminds when Alabama played Miami for the national championship game at the Sugar bowl in 1993.

Miami was a huge favored over Alabama and the players reminded everyone that they were favored. Lamar Thomas, who became famous for other reasons, talk the most amount of trash. One thing though, that Alabama team had one of the best defenses in the country.

During the game Thomas caught a long ball from Gino Torretta, who famously told his teammates to carry him to Marshall Faulk to tell him the Heisman was coming with him, then was stripped of the ball from George Teague.

The Alabama defense dominated a great offensive Miami team and end up winning the game 34-13. The Crimson Tide made Miami eat their words.

While Florida hasn't been talking the smack like Miami, the media sure has. Everyone in the media has been talking about Tim Tebow and the Florida offense. They are forgetting that Alabama is ranked number one, and has Nick Saban as their coach. Alabama's defense will win this game for the Crimson Tide.

So we need to think back and remember to never turn your backs to Alabama.