June 11, 2011

Sammy Sosa Is Hoarding The Earth's Oil In His Hair!

Ice Cube in Boyz-n-the-Hood thinks Sammy Sosa needs to go easy on the oil in the jheri curl. I make jokes, but isn't this one of the finest baseball cards you've ever seen? The jheri curl, the mustache, the old school White Sox uniforms. There isn't a single thing about this card that I don't love.


(Via Fat Shawn Kemp)

2 comments:

  1. Looking at that picture, I'm shocked Sammy used roids.

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  2. @HG: That shows you. Sosa didn't use roids. He simply filled himself up with air at the local service station.

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