Sammy Sosa Is Hoarding The Earth's Oil In His Hair!

Ice Cube in Boyz-n-the-Hood thinks Sammy Sosa needs to go easy on the oil in the jheri curl. I make jokes, but isn't this one of the finest baseball cards you've ever seen? The jheri curl, the mustache, the old school White Sox uniforms. There isn't a single thing about this card that I don't love.

(Via Fat Shawn Kemp)