Hubie on The Godfather: "So you're Vito Corleone and your the head of the family. The times are changing and drugs have become big business. It's against your morals to sell drugs and might not make the politicians in your pockets happy. So do you do business with this Turk?"
Hubie on Gone with the Wind: "So you're Rhett and Scarlett finally says she loves you. Do you damn?"
Hubie on The Wizard of Oz: "You are Dorthy and your house just got caught in a tornado and landed in a strange land. Are you sure you're not dreaming"
Hubie on Star Wars: "Okay you're Luke Skywalker. You have tremendous upside at becoming a Jedi Knight. Your aunt and uncle were killed by the Empire and Obi-Wan wants to teach you the ways of the Force. The Force is in your blood so you have to be itching at the chance to become a Jedi Knight."
Hubie On the Waterfront: "You're Terry Malloy and you could have been a contender. Instead you're just a bum now."
Hubie on Platoon: "You're Chris Taylor and you killed Sgt. Barnes, were injured in combat, and now you get to go home. You're winning! Duh."
Hubie on Toy Story: "Okay so you're Woody and you have been Andy's favorite toy forever. Then during Christmas Andy gets a fancy space ranger action figure. You've been replaced! And the worst thing about this is that Buzz Lightyear actually thinks he's a real space ranger!"
Hubie on Lethal Weapon: "I'm Sgt. Murtaugh and I've just received a new partner named Martin Riggs. I'm too old for this shit and they've given me a suicidal partner! I have no idea if this guy is trying to get psycho pension or if he's really crazy and they gave him to me as a partner!"
Hubie on The Shawshank Redemption: "You're Andy Dufresne and you've already tunneled a hole in the wall to your freedom. So do you risk crawling to freedom through five hundred yards of shit smelling foulness?"
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