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And hockey (Lightning-Flyers!)
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I love Len Elmore. He doesn't even hold back his Maryland homerism.
ReplyDeleteNOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOODLE!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteMaryland is impressive on defense.
ReplyDeleteWow. 2-2 already in Philadelphia.
ReplyDelete1ST TO 10 WINS!
ReplyDelete3-2 Flyers not even half way through the 1st period. This is fun.
3-3. 6:01 left in the first.
ReplyDeleteThere's a chance this game could outscore Maryland-Pitt.
HOLY CRAP! 4-3 FLYERS STILL IN THE FIRST!
ReplyDeleteNone of the Lightning goals have been Bobrovsky's fault. Bad defense, penalties, and good shots have beaten Bob.
ReplyDeleteEllis pulled for the Lightning.
Can they fit one more logo on the MSG floor?
ReplyDelete5-3. Still in the 1st.
ReplyDeleteThat one went through the night and past Bob. This is going to be 5-4.
ReplyDeleteYep. They call it a goal. 5-4. 1:42 left in the 1st period.
ReplyDeleteThis is on NHL Network for those who want to see a hockey game end up with more points than a basketball game.
Flyers lead 5-4 AFTER THE 1ST PERIOD.
ReplyDeleteBob pulled for Boucher.
ReplyDeleteEisen: "Sun Life Stadium. A building that's had more names than Diddy."
ReplyDeleteI love Barkley. He's just killing Bosh and the Heat.
ReplyDeleteStamkos scores and we're tied at 5 in Philadelphia.
ReplyDeletechrist on a cracker.
ReplyDelete6-5 Flyers in the 2nd.
This is comical. Jody Shelley scored a goal to make it 7-5 (Really!) and then Steve Downie scored seconds later. 7-6 Flyers with 10:19 left in the 2nd period.
ReplyDeleteThis week's edition of Sh*t Bad Analysts Say is underway from Miami.
ReplyDelete"Anytime a goalie makes a save, it's a surprise in this game." - Keith Jones
ReplyDelete"What are we going to see? More goals or more hot dogs consumed by Steve Coates?" - Jim Jackson
ReplyDeleteJay Cutler's lucky Bill Leavy didn't call intentional grounding in the end zone.
ReplyDelete3 and out for the Bears.
Very entertaining football game currently being played at the Wells Fargo Center....
ReplyDeleteAfter 2 periods, the score in Philadelphia is Buccaneers 7, Eagles 7.
ReplyDeleteAfter a Devin Hester false start:
ReplyDeletePapa: "Looks like he flexed his knees a bit."
Millen: "A little flexage."
"Both teams' extra points were good." - Al Morganti
ReplyDeleteCutler sacked, fumbled and after an impromptu soccer game breaks out, the Bears recover.
ReplyDeleteBears get on the board with a Gould FG. 3-0 Chicago.
ReplyDeleteThe ESPN America commercials are funny. Ads for Preparation H and toilet paper.
ReplyDeleteNice run, Thigpen.
ReplyDeleteIllegal block in the back from Brandon Marshall wipes out a FD Thigpen scramble on 3rd and 5.
ReplyDeleteThigpen picked off by Peanut Tillman.
ReplyDelete"Another ball tipped at the line, he can't get anything on it, and it's intercepted." - Theismann making no sense.
ReplyDeleteThigpen = Alex Smith
ReplyDeleteOH HESTER. Almost a juggling catch.
ReplyDelete"Merrill Reese, Mike Quick." - Jim Jackson welcoming everyone back to the 3rd period.
ReplyDelete/Reese and Quick are the Eagles radio PbP announcers.
Millen: "Aren't we the Debbie Downers out there. Throwing a wet blanket on the Bears (in the Red Zone)."
ReplyDeleteIt does not look like Shelley is getting credit for that one goal scored earlier.
ReplyDeleteAnn Frank couldn't block Chowder on that play.
ReplyDeleteNate Thompson scores and the Tampa Bay Lightning have their first lead of the game. 8-7.
ReplyDeleteJordan Williams nearly airballed a FT. 70-66 Panthers, 1:47 left.
ReplyDeleteTheismann: "People. There are beautiful people on South Beach. Lots of them."
ReplyDelete6-0 Bears after a great deflection by Vontae Davis on 3rd down forced the FG.
ReplyDeleteBrandon Marshall got a taunting penalty tossing the ball at Cutler on the sidelines. Imbecile.
ReplyDeleteTheismann: "Remember, punting is not a bad thing to do."
ReplyDeleteThe Flyers are yet to score a goal in this period. Amazing.
ReplyDelete8-7 Tampa with 8:00 left in the game.
Theismann: "I watched Matt manage his diet last week. It was the biggest burger I've seen in my life. He managed to get it down." #InstantRimShot
ReplyDeleteTheismann: "Cutler got so mesmerized with Brandon Marshall when he played in Detroit...Denver."
ReplyDeleteFlyers are shortended til the end of the game. A game-tying goal will have to be a shortie.
ReplyDeletePenalty on Tampa! 4-on-4 to end it. A little over a minute left in the WFC.
ReplyDelete5-on-4 as Boosh will likely be pulled.
ReplyDeleteBooth review might bailout Cutler from a brutal INT.
ReplyDeleteTheismann: "Is it an interception (on the field)?"
ReplyDeletePapa & Millen: "Yes."
Thanks for paying attention, Joe.
The ruling on the field is confirmed of a pick.
Game over. Lightning win it 8-7.
ReplyDeleteTimonen hit the cross bar on the last shot of the game. Wow.
ReplyDeleteNow a booth review upcoming on a Lance Briggs INT of an awful Thigpen pass.
ReplyDeleteCall overturned. This half is absolutely atrocious.
ReplyDeleteOrlando is thrashing Phoenix.
ReplyDeleteThe winning goalie had 6 saves in the game. Sounds about right.
ReplyDeleteGould's 50 yard FG is Good. 9-0 Bears.
ReplyDeleteMillen: "Where did Gould go to school?"
Theismann: "Oh, here we go again."
Touchdown. A touchdown! Matt Forte runs it in for Da Bears.
ReplyDeleteSome angry people in the Sharks-Stars game.
ReplyDelete16-0 Bears after 3 in Miami, and it will still be more entertaining than any Thanksgiving game next week.
ReplyDeleteTheismann: "The guys in the left box are doing it to the guys in the right box." #outofcontext
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ReplyDeleteI thought the Dolphins had a chance to win this one. Silly me.
ReplyDelete5-2 Sharks!
ReplyDeleteMiami Dolphins: 7 possessions, 6 first downs, 126 total yards of offense. No Brandon Marshall in the 2nd half doesn't help out.
ReplyDeleteDavone Bess got smashed by Daniel Manning.
ReplyDeleteAnd of course, Millen goes into effusive praise of Rod Marinelli's defense. #AsIGoIntoUncontrollableLaughter
The way Theismann's been talking about Cutler, you'd think he'd have more than 13 completions, 160 yards, 0 TDs, and a QB Rating in the 60s.
ReplyDeletePapa: "The Bears started as the Decatur Staleys."
ReplyDeleteTheismann: "Then they became what? The Chicago Something-Elses?"
The Something-Elses get their 700th win and the Dolphins get shut out at home for the 2nd time in the last 40 years, 16-0.
I'll speak with you guys tomorrow.
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