October 8, 2013

What Don't The Atlanta Braves Hate?

The Braves hate when you celebrate home runs and don't pick them to win a playoff series which they would lose. So I have to ask, what don't the Atlanta Braves hate?

What the Braves don't hate:
- Genocide
- Famine
- Clubbing Baby Seals
- Euthanize dogs and cats at the pound
- Nuclear holocausts
- Earthquakes, Tornadoes, and Hurricanes
- Winning baseball games the wrong way, whatever the wrong way is.

1 comment:

  1. Braves also don't hate:
    - Book burning
    - Levee breaks
    - Polio