The Miami Heat have won the NBA championship. Here are the fake headlines that editors want to publish but won't.
"Mike Miller and Shane Battier carry Lebron James to his first championship."
"Eddy Curry: NBA Champion"
"After walking with Moses, Juwan Howard wins first championship"
"Derek Fisher denied his 6th championship"
"Lebron James wins first ring*" (Asterisk because of the short season)
"Bud Selig is confused at the concept of 'high ratings'"
"Maryland fans cry and piss their pants as Shane Battier holds championship trophy"
"Next year Cleveland"
"Kevin Durant chokes!"
"Kendrick Perkins glare doesn't carry Thunder to championship"
"Pat Riley's Gordon Gekko look is still in style"
"Dan Gilbert is supposedly in Siberia but cannot be found"
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