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Colorado at Pittsburgh was postponed.

San Francisco 6, New York 1, Game 1: Lincecum picked up his first victory of the year but it was a Jonathon Sanchez type of outing. 5 walks and 8 strikeouts in only five innings of work. ''I didn't feel like I had a good rhythm,'' Lincecum said. He didn't look like he had a good "rhythm" going in this game.

San Francisco 7, New York 2, Game 2: The Giants swept the double header from the Mets and would have swept the series if Aubrey Huff would have pulled his head out of his ass. Pablo Sandoval hit his third home run of the season which was an absolute bomb.

New York 7, Texas 4: Pudge Rodriguez retired as a Ranger and threw out the first pitch on Monday and that was the only good times the Rangers would have on the day. Curtis Granderson hit a two-run single in the first inning and that's all she wrote for the Rangers.


Toronto 4, Kansas City 1: Another home game, another loss for the Royals who are now 0-10 at home. The Royals have also lost 11 straight games and go into May without a win at home. The Royals got their only run on the night off a Eric Hosmer home run. That was it. If the Royals pitching is doing well, their hitting stinks. Visa versa for their hitting and then pitching.

Chicago 4, Oakland 0: Chicago continued their winning ways against Oakland. While Jake Peavy didn't throw a perfect game (he only allowed 5 base runners, 3 hits and 2 walks) Peavy did throw a complete game shutout. Adam Dunn and Paul Konerko hit back-to-back home runs in the 4th inning.

St. Louis 2, Chicago 3: The Cubs won't have many feel good wins this season, so I'm sure a walk-off against their rivals feels damn good. Joe Mauer's twin brother Joe Mather hit the game-winning hit with two outs in the bottom of the ninth to give Chicago the victory.

Boston 6, Minnesota 5: Boston can thank Minnesota's terrible pitching staff and Ssory Doc for their victory on Monday night. Cody Ross tied the game in the eighth inning with a two-run home run. Then Ross gave Boston the lead for good in the ninth inning with a solo home run.

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