Sleep With Derek Jeter And Get Free Memorabilia!

Derek Jeter is back on the market after breaking up with Minka Kelly and according the the always trustful New York Post is "bedding a bevy of beauties" and then giving them free merchandise after they leave. Seriously you can't make this up.

"The Yank captain’s wham-bam-thank-you-ma’am kiss-offs came to light when he mistakenly pulled the stunt twice on the same woman — forgetting she had been an earlier conquest, a pal told The Post.

“Derek has girls stay with him at his apartment in New York, and then he gets them a car to take them home the next day. Waiting in his car is a gift basket containing signed Jeter memorabilia, usually a signed baseball,” the friend dished.

“This summer, he ended up hooking up with a girl who he had hooked up with once before, but Jeter seemed to have forgotten about the first time and gave her the same identical parting gift, a gift basket with a signed Derek Jeter baseball,” the pal said.

First off when you're forgetting about women you've already slept with, then you're sleeping with a lot of women. I mean Wilt Chamberlain, 20,000 partners, sleeping around. Derek Jeter might have surpassed Will Clark as my favorite player of all-time just for this.

Second is can't he give these women something other than a signed baseball? Throw in a signed Louisville Slugger or a signed glove or a signed jersey. They won't complain about the same gift Derek if you mix in a couple of these items along with some free tickets or maybe some stock in the Yes Network.

At least Jeter is a gentleman. He gives these ladies a ride back to their place. He could be a dick and just tell them to leave. So maybe they should be thankful for a signed baseball and a ride back to their home. You know Bernie Williams wouldn't even give his ladies money for the taxi ride.

(NY Post Via The Big Lead)