Caption Contest: Even Barry Zito's Wedding Pictures Are Ridiculous

Giants albatross Pitcher Barry Zito got married last Saturday to the former Miss Missouri Amber Seyer. In true Zito style, Amber and him took one of the most ridiculous wedding picture I've ever seen.

I see this picture and only imagine this conversation taking place.

Amber: Let's take a photo with you holding me in your arms and we're looking back at the camera.
Zito: Sure this will be fun.
Amber: We're going to have these pictures forever.
Zito: (Starring in the distance) Oh I see a breakfast buffet! Eggs and Avocado for me! 
Amber: Wait Barry. We have to take the rest of these photos.
Zito: (Zito loading up his plate with Eggs and Avocados) I'm stealing $126 million dollars from the Giants. We can dress up any day and take "Wedding photos".