Delonte West's Home Depot Application

The NBA is locked out and may not return until October 2012. So players are taking their talents to either International basketball leagues or they're going back to school. Some players are even getting regular 9 to 5 jobs, like Delonte West. Delonte has sent an application for a job at Home Depot and I have his application to Home Depot.

Last Name: West First Name: Delonte Middle Middle Initial: M
DOB: July 26, 1983
Location: Boston, Mass 
Highest Education: Saint Joseph's, Never Graduated
Previous Job: NBA Point Guard for the Boston Celtics
References: Gloria James, Doc Rivers, Phil Martelli

Do you have any experience working with hardware?: Sure. I worked on a hardwood floor since I was a small child.

Have you ever been arrested?: Well there was this one time I was arrested on a motorcycle with a guitar case filled with guns. No big deal though.

What do you believe should be your salary and why?: Well I was making millions of dollars in the NBA. And I would still like to make that same amount at Home Depot.

Do you have any questions for us?: When is our lunch break? And will there be hot sauce in my bag?