Next week the best of the best callers call into the Jim Rome Show and talk smack. The best smack-talker is crowned the Smack-Off champion. Today though, the Jim Rome Show crowns the worst smack talker in the Hack-Off.This thread is really just for Rick James Bible Owner and myself. We're the Jim Rome Show fans, but if you want to listen to the Hack-Off feel free to leave your comments here. Here's the affiliate list for the Rome show. Stop by around the 10 AM PT/ 1 PM ET for the Hack-Off. I'll have an open thread up next week for the Smack-Off.
Here are the Hack-Off participants:
EDDIE IN BOISE
JOLENE IN FARMINGTON
VINNY MAC
NEZRIN IN ORANGE COUNTY
AARON IN CANTON
FABIAN IN LA
RYAN IN WICHITA
JASON IN OTTAWA – THE STAR LINEBACKER
BRENDAN IN WILMINGTON AKA BARRY FROM PHILADELPHIA
JESUS FROM CHICAGO
THE DAMN THING STARTS AT 1?????
ReplyDeleteLuckily, I changed my last minute appointment from 1 to 12:30.
Did you change your appointment for you could listen?
ReplyDeleteThe Inaugural Hack-Off!
ReplyDeleteThat pre-taped voice over by Eddie in Boise was classic.
ReplyDeleteIT'S OVER! IT'S OVER! Crown Eddie in Boise now!
ReplyDeleteYes, Keith. I changed my appointment for this. Also, remind me to send you an e-mail about why I may need a new optometrist....
ReplyDeleteI heard Eddie's call in the car. It was terrible...AND SPECTACULAR!
No, Aaron in Canton. I don't "know what you're talking about."
ReplyDeleteAaron in Canton is the reason why clones shouldn't break out in song on the show.
ReplyDeleteAaron in Canton, that was too quick and brutal.
ReplyDelete/that's what she said
Keith, I would've gave a singing pass to Willie in KC,had he not gone with an anti-Semitic parody.
J.D. in Nashville was classic, until he called again........
ReplyDeleteLightning rarely strikes twice.
ReplyDeleteI'm not a part of the Vinnie Mac Nation.
ReplyDeleteI was just thinking that the Hack-off list is missing "Rosemary" or Patty in Modesto.
ReplyDeleteVinny Mac or Brendan in Wilmington is gonna win this...
Speaking of Brendan and his "Barney Rubble Push-Pops" smack...
ReplyDelete"Barry in Philadelphia" sucks.
ReplyDeleteMeh.
ReplyDeleteOh, and Keith. Enjoy Ted Ginn Jr.
Ted Ginn Jr. should be a nice fit for the Niners. He won't have to be the number 1 receiver and can concentrate on Kickoff returns.
ReplyDelete"4 playa's on hold."-Rome
Honestly, I'd rather have given up a 5th for Ginn than paying Burleson a bunch of dough.
ReplyDeleteGinn should have never been drafted that high. Hopefully the Niners move will give him a new start.
ReplyDeleteSilly question: Which Farmington is Jolene from? I hope it's New Mexico and not Michigan (although she sounds like she pounded tequila with Miguel Cabrera).
ReplyDeleteI hate to say it RJBO, but she sounds like she's from Michigan.
ReplyDeleteShe's officially the dumbest Rome caller ever, then, passing Brad in Detroit's infamous Cal Ripken Jr. mace take.
ReplyDelete"This contest needs an athlete. We go to the star Canadian linebacker."-Rome
ReplyDeleteWHY ARE YOU SCREAMING LINEBACKER??
ReplyDeleteThis call is dragging on. Rome needs to drop him.
ReplyDeleteHallelujah.
ReplyDeleteThat was brutal. Thank God it's over.
ReplyDeleteWait. Wait. Wait....The Seahawks signed Body by Pringles spokesman and former Lions bust wideout Mike Williams?
ReplyDelete/can you tell I've been bored to tears by this trainwreck
For some reason, I'm enjoying this.
ReplyDeleteI might actually agree with Christina Oliveras.
ReplyDeleteI agree with the horse track girl, it's a train wreck that you can't turn away from.
ReplyDeleteEmailer: "Oh my God, the linebacker is toast."
ReplyDeleteDamn, the Seahawks signed Reggie and Mike Williams.
ReplyDeleteNow watch the Seahawks win the division next year.
ReplyDeleteGabe in Meadow: "Sucks so good."
ReplyDeleteLove the e-mailer comparing the Lincebacker to Leon Lett's almost-touchdown in the Super Bowl against the Bills.
ReplyDelete"Where the hell are you Jolene?"-Rome
ReplyDeleteNo, Keith. I don't know where Jolene is....
ReplyDeleteThat Burger Kings/Mark Mangino call always cracks me up.
ReplyDeleteRyan in Wichita's acceptance call Wednesday: "Yeah, I'm an asshat."
ReplyDeleteWell, the prophecy has been fulfilled.
ReplyDeleteCrash & Burn!
ReplyDeleteKeith, I'll be back in 20 minutes for Brendan's acceptance speech.
ReplyDeleteLater, RJBO.
ReplyDeleteJesus' "Stuck in the Middle" parody was great. Too bad it was ran.
ReplyDeleteMy Jesus e-mail was read by Rome!
ReplyDeleteJolene has come out of RJBO's basement and made an appearance. It was as bad as expected!
ReplyDeleteFabian drank too many 5-hour energy's. He was pumped up.
ReplyDeleteVinnie Mac Nation is in!
ReplyDelete"I'll see you on the 23rd, Jimmy. NOT!"-Norman in Norman.
ReplyDeleteI heard your email in the car, Keith.
ReplyDeleteVinny Mac is a disaster. "Little Big Fish?"
ReplyDelete@RJBO: I usually get an e-mail read every once in a while.
ReplyDeleteVINNIE MAC!
ReplyDeleteShouldn't a prerequisite to calling a radio show being able to speak, Vinny Mac?
ReplyDeleteI actually liked Fabian's call.
My dad somehow just got 2 tickets for a Phillies-Yankees game at Yankee Stadium on June 17. The bad news: he told My Brother The Vikings Fan at first (and maybe without thinking about little ol' me in college). The good news is the teachers at his school might go on strike and if they do, then he will likely have to go to school the next day and I can go with my dad instead of him.
ReplyDeleteSeeing the Phillies play at Yankees Stadium would be seriously awesome.
You only liked Fabian's call because you couldn't understand it. The dude was speaking so fast you couldn't hear a word.
ReplyDeleteNot as awesome as seeing the Astros & Cubs tomorrow.
ReplyDelete/got the late train to catch
//yes, I rescheduled that, too because of the Hack-off
We're bad RJBO. I left class early for I could listen to this.
ReplyDeleteIt's either Brendan or Vinny Mac...
ReplyDeleteVINNY MAC!
ReplyDelete5. Jolene
ReplyDelete4. Norman in Norman
3. Fabian
2. Barry in Philadelphia
Winner! Vinnie Mac
"There's going to be a party tonight in Des Moines."-Rome
ReplyDeleteGod. Vinny Mac is about as lucid as a cross between Floyd Mayweather Sr. & Lawrence Taylor after an all-day crack bender.
ReplyDeleteThe Hack-Off: As bad as you thought.
ReplyDeleteGOOD GOD RJBO. I can't stop laughing at your Vinnie Mac crack.
ReplyDeleteAt least the Hack-off got me listening to WDFN again. I hadn't turned that station on since January 20, 2009. That awful day...no, not for that reason, Keith. DFN vaporized Stoney & Wojo, among others.
ReplyDeleteI remember RJBO. I used to love listening to the Stoney & Wojo podcasts. Disappointed they weren't brought back.
ReplyDeleteThanks for putting up this open thread, Keith. Enjoyed it, and I can't wait for the Smackoff next Friday.
ReplyDeleteNo problem. I haven't stopped laughing at your Vinnie Mac joke.
ReplyDeleteCheck out http://www.BurnMonkeyBurn.com to listen to the Hack Off if you missed it.
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