August 7, 2013

Clown Fight Bros

Could you imagine a world that every time someone in the NBA was made into a poster a fight would break out after it? Or when every time someone scored a touchdown and celebrated there was retaliation afterwards by the opposing team? Well that world is baseball where every admired home run there is in return retaliation and it's nonsense.

Last night Bryce Harper admired a home run he hit off of Braves pitcher Julio Teheran. So naturally Teheran beaned Harper as retaliation his next AB and of course this lead to the benches clearing and grown men yelling at each other: 

You want to know why MLB will never do anything about this ridiculous situations that we see every two weeks? See that video above posted? It's from They fucking love this stuff. If it was up to them someone would be retaliated against every night. It's one of the few reasons why people still talk about baseball. 

As for the "fight" itself? It was a clown fight bros. Oh yeah that Harper home run was the Nats only run of the night and they lost to the Braves 2-1 who are on a 12-game winning streak. 


  1. Bryce Harper just strikes me as a baseball version of Terrell Owens.

  2. There's going to be a massive brawl in tonight's game after Washington retaliates. I can feel it.