November 19, 2011

College Football Open Thread: Week 12

Only two more weekends left. You better get your college football viewing in right now before it goes away. So enjoy whatever game you're watching, leave comments, and don't be a troll.

456 comments:

  1. Carl Lewis is going to be the guest selector? #UhOh

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  2. *rewinds DVR*

    The look on Herbstreit's face when he said it was priceless.

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  3. YouTube video of Corso's fuck it.

    http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=1bGBrit4EMo&feature=youtu.be

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  4. Carl Lewis hasn't looked that uncomfortable since he forgot the words to the national anthem. #Uh Oh

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  5. Here's Corso's reaction http://p.twimg.com/AeoQD3oCEAA4T9f.jpg

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  6. Refs aren't calling pass interferences either way in Ann Arbor.

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  7. I'm at my parents house taking care of my brother this weekend. So if I disappear for a couple of hours today, I'm with my brother at the movies.

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  8. No problem, Keith. When Nebraska-Michigan ends, I'm stepping out for a little while as well. #DogGamesThisSaturday

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  9. 3:36 left in the game and Wisconsin has not scored any points yet. #ItsEarly

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  10. Damn, is Dennis Lipski the lowest rated B1G ref? That dude was doing a midweek MAC game last week.

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  11. The Citadel just tied #12 South Carolina 7-7! #It'sEarly

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  12. I guess Corso apologized on ESPN2. Wait for it before we come back from commercial on ESPN.

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  13. I see ESPN made Corso apologize for the f-bomb. If only they could make Craig James apologize for being a douche.

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  14. Annnnd now the Corso apology on ESPN. Who wrote that for him? Get him some cue cards.

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  15. Meanwhile, it's Penn State 12.....Kentucky 32 in the Hall of Fame Tip-off at Mohegan Sun.

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  16. Kentucky are decimating Penn State.

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  17. Ugh. Throw the ball away, Denard. Don't take the sack.

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  18. Michigan actually hit a medium range FG! #Unpossible

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  19. "Earlier today on college gameday while picking the SMU-Houston game I got a bit excited and used an expletive I shouldn't have used. I apologize and promise it won't happen again." - Lee Corso

    TOUCHDOWN ILLINOIS!!!!!!!!

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  20. Michigan looks good. #RJBOthrowscoldwateronMichiganandsaysthey'llloseby20points

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  21. So much for any infinitesimal chance of Michigan winning the Legends Division. 17-0 Sparty still in the 1st, plus they'll win the Brass Spittoon.

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  22. Wide Ass Open Touchdown Nebraska for Brandon Kinnie.

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  23. And here comes the point RJBO throws cold water on Michigan and says they'll lose by 20 points.

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  24. Hahaha Keith. You know I'm a cautiously pessimistic fan of my teams.

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  25. FUMBLE! RECOVERED BY ILLINOIS! TO THE 36 YARD LINE!

    If Illinois win, and Penn State win, the Nittany Lions win the B1G Leaders Division.

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  26. Urban Meyer, speaking of throwing cold water on things, tries to with that statement about "not accepting any job yet." #WiggleRoom

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  27. Pasch didn't ask the important question. "Have you talked to any schools, Urban?"

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  28. Who's ready for a Penn State-Michigan State B1G Championship Game in Indy? #StillEarly

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  29. I WANTED A FAT GUY TOUCHDOWN DAMMIT MICHIGAN

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  30. ALL FORWARD PASSES SHOULD BE ILLEGAL!! #NDNation

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  31. Easy 51 yard FG by Maher to tie it at 10 in Ann Arbor.

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  32. Tied game in Ann Arbor. Yep Michigan is going to lose by 20 points. #RJBO

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  33. Kentucky lead Penn State basketball 47-15 at halftime. Oy ve.

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  34. PUNT FAIL! Wisconsin ball at the 2. Wow, Illinois.

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  35. 60 yard touchdown run for Connor Shaw. Touchdown Gamecocks. #NoMoreOfCitadel-SCarolina

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  36. Fitz Toussaint is the featured back that Michigan desperately needed to emerge.

    Spielman: "Here it comes. Right in your face." #OutOfContext

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  37. Michigan will still lose by 20 points. #RJBO #I'llBeJustLikeRJBOWhenCalPlaysTonight

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  38. Offensive pass interference nullifies another Illinois touchdown.

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  39. Dimke will try to attempt a 41-yarder with 6 seconds left in the 1st half.

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  40. The offensive pass interferences that weren't called in Ann Arbor are being called in Champaign.

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  41. "Wisconsin trying to ice the kicker. I think the weather here will do that by itself." - Mike Bellotti

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  42. Kansas is losing to aTm 37-0 with 7 minutes remaining in the 2nd quarter. #damn

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  43. Illinois lead Wisconsin 17-7 at the half.

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  44. Did Taylor Martinez know which way he was supposed to run? #7YardLoss

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  45. Furman is beating Florida. Not sure what I'm suppose to say next.

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  46. Kentucky's leading #14 Georgia, 10-6. Thankfully Channel 7 picked up the game here because there was no Michael Reghi MAC Game of the Week.

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  47. Straight outta Compton with the tackle in the backfield. #I'mahack #ShitIwishedBrandoWouldSay

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  48. Nice to see that there's at least one Forcier on the Paladins roster. #ChrisForcier

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  49. Just a small town girl.......... #OhMichigan

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  50. Shouldn't Journey know by now that there isn't a "South Detroit"? #JimRomeShowCaller

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  51. What was that, Michigan? Take a shot with a timeout and 12 seconds!

    Wolverines lead 17-10 at the half.

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  52. Illinois fumble and Wisconsin recover it! And that is close. The knee might have been down there.

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  53. John Brantley might be the most reviled Florida QB in the last 20 years, even more so than Chris Leak.

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  54. No fucking way. There's a player on Kentucky basketball named Sam Malone. And of course he's from Mass and playing in Connecticut right now.

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  55. At least Michigan lost to a good FCS team, Florida.

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  56. Georgia uses a couple of late UK turnovers to get 2 FGs and take a 12-10 lead at the half.

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  57. Montee Ball barely got the 1st down on that 4th and 1.

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  58. Nebraska fumbled the kickoff! Michigan ball!

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  59. Touchdown catch for Montee Ball!

    And the ball gets stuck in the net during the extra point.

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  60. David Molk should get credit for that tackle of his own man Denard. Ouch.

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  61. Illinois wants to blow this game. Good grief.

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  62. The Iron Sheik is on Twitter talking about the NBA lockout. It's hilarious.

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  63. Hahahaha, Wisconsin! Snap over the head of the QB! Wisconsin get it back but it's 4th down.

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  64. What channel is that Furman-Florida game on?

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  65. @Keith: It's on ESPN3.com. I've been alternating between that game and Auburn struggling with Samford.

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  66. BLOCKED PUNT! Michigan will take over at midfield!

    Samford cuts the Auburn lead to 14-10.

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  67. Brantley the bomb to DuBose! Touchdown Florida!

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  68. Florida's 2 point conversion attempt fails. Furman leads 22-20.

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  69. Touchdown Wisconsin! Their first lead of the game at the end of the 3rd quarter.

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  70. A Stephen Hopkins touchdown called back because of a facemask on Michigan. Geez.

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  71. FAKE FG! Drew Dileo to the 1! Ballsy by Brady Hoke.

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  72. The corn is roasted. #ShitBrandoWouldSay

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  73. Order restored in the Swamp. Brantley a TD pass to Dunbar gives Florida a 27-22 lead.

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  74. Seriously, Illinois? #MeltdownCity

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  75. Speaking of order restored, nice flatline, Illinois....

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  76. Another touchdown Wisconsin. 12:12 left. A PAT will put them up 11. Goodnight nurse.

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  77. Oh! Dangerous pass by Denard into double coverage.

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  78. Martinez the handoff to Burkhead, then the pitch to Abdullah for a touchdown. Nebraska ain't dead yet.

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  79. Horrible pick by Scheelhaase. #GameStillOver

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  80. Scheelhaase is intercepted as Illinois were driving. Epic collapse.

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  81. I'm not surprised Illinois collapsed.

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  82. Michigan forced to punt again. The offense has gone into a shell after the 21-point lead.

    Roughing the kicker on Nebraska. Oh wow!

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  83. That's a terrible roughing call. #DennisLipski

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  84. This is becoming painful to watch.

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  85. But there's a review to see if Odoms "completed the catch."

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  86. Wisconsin will play for the B1G Leaders Division championship game next week in Madison with a berth in the inaugural B1G Championship game on the line.

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  87. Call stands of a touchdown for Michigan! 3-possession game thanks to that bad roughing the punter call. #I'llTakeIt

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  88. The Flyers are playing the Winnipeg Jets again. Hopefully there are at least 10 less goals this time around.

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  89. Denard Robinson is tied with Tom Brady for 7th all-time Touchdown passes at Michigan. #SoundsSoWrong

    Another Nebraska special teams turnover. Geez.

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  90. Actually, I am pretty sure this Penn State-Ohio State game is now meaningless. Penn State and Wisconsin will play for the Leaders Division title next week no matter what.

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  91. Yep. I am right. Penn State-Ohio State is now a meaningless football game in terms of the B1G.

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  92. Auburn is repeating their sleepwalking performance against Utah State. Fumbled to Samford...but it's being reviewed and will probably go back to the Tigers.

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  93. Taylor Martinez strip sacked! Michigan ball!

    This is comical.

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  94. FITZ TOUSSAINT! TOUCHDOWN MICHIGAN! BARELY TOUCHED!

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  95. Sparty wins the Brass Spittoon by walloping Indiana, 55-3, but more importantly, will clinch the Legends Division once Michigan finishes off Nebraska.

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  96. Flyers and Jets are underway in Winnipeg.

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  97. Michigan crowd chanting "Beat Ohio." #CloseEnough #ThanksBradyHoke*

    *Brady Hoke refers to AnOSU as "Ohio"

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  98. Jets take a 1-0 lead. 1 down. 16 goals to go.

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  99. I'm gonna be back around 3 PST.

    Nice to see Michigan on the business end of one of these ass-handings against a ranked team for a change.

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  100. STEPHFON GREEN! TOUCHDOWN PENN STATE!

    /meaningless football game
    //I don't care
    ///Beat anOSU

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  101. ABC are saying Penn State need to win out. This is wrong.

    Here are the standings now.

    Penn State 5-1
    Wisconsin 5-2
    Ohio State 3-3
    Purdue 3-4
    Illinois 2-5
    Indiana 0-7

    The maximum number of games any B1G Leaders team not named Penn State and Wisconsin can win is 5 (that one team being Ohio State). By playing each other, at least one of Penn State or Wisconsin is assured of having 6 B1G wins at the end of the season, thus clinching the division.

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  102. Somehow, Alabama is only beating Georgia Southern by 10 at halftime.

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  103. WHO'S EXCITED FOR THE CAUSEWAY CLASSIC? SAC STATE VS UC DAVIS!

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  104. Are we absolutely sure this is Matt McGloin playing for Penn State?

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  105. Sigh. Sac State returns the kickoff return for a touchdown only to be called back.

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  106. Alabama scores a touchdown against Georgia Southern, and how do they respond? Kickoff return for a TD. 31-21 in Tuscaloosa.

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  107. Georgia Southern now has scored more points against Alabama than any other team had previously gotten against Bama this season. 7:03 left in the 3rd. Game is available on espn3.com.

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  108. All teams should run the triple option against Bama.

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  109. Touchdown Ohio State. 10-7 Penn State.

    And a touchdown for Alabama.

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  110. Stephfon Green with another Penn State touchdown!

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  111. Dear Matt McGloin, you are not Tim Tebow. Stop trying to be him.

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  112. Houston's not currying any BCS favors with this 16-0 performance against a depleted SMU team.

    PENN STATE IS STUFFED ON 4TH & GOAL AT THE 1!

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  113. Of course Clemson is losing to NC State 30-3.

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  114. AnOSU can't hold onto the pigskin again. Nittany Lions ball.

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  115. "They just went deadly silent, if you can be deadly silent with 104,000 people here." - Brad Nessler

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  116. Keenum finally throws a TD. Houston leads 23-0.

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  117. Lol crying anOSU girl!

    Don't worry, my lasse, I am sure Jeff Carter will find you by the end of the night.

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  118. Hahaha. I saw that. I had to look at the screen to make sure the game wasn't already declared over.

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  119. I can't believe Clemson is getting manhandled like this. 37-6.

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  120. @Keith Serves me right for thinking Clemson was going to roll into Orange Bowl. Instead, we'll probably get a Va Tech/Big Least snooze fest.

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  121. Va Tech should plan their Miami vacation in January every year in March.

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  122. There are 5 teams in the Big East with 2 conference losses, and the best record out of them is Rutgers at 8-3. #Blech

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  123. False start derails AnOSU's 4th and 5 attempt.

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  124. MILLER SHORT OF THE MARKER! TURNOVER ON DOWNS!

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  125. Am I wrong in thinking you should use 2 timeouts after 2nd & 3rd down?

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  126. Intentional grounding on Braxton Miller. Killer penalty.

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  127. 10 second run off and a loss of down. Hahahahahaha

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  128. GREAT DEFENSIVE PLAY BY CHAZ POWELL TO BREAK UP THE PASS.

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  129. Which game to watch: BC-ND or Miami-SFla with Pam Ward? #FiringSquadOrLethalInjection

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  130. Houston take a 30-7 lead over SMU.

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  131. @ RJBO: Or Texas Tech-Mizzou with Dave Lamont and Ray Bentley!

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  132. Wieclaw's 36 yard FG is GOOD! Miami wins, 6-3.

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  133. BC scores a TD to make it 16-14 ND late in the 4th, needing to recover the onside kick.

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  134. What a weak slate of late games today.

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  135. No kidding, Justin. BTW, BC had an absolutely brutal onside attempt.

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  136. Ugh. NBC just showed Mike Golic on camera. #Click

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  137. Ole Miss is not capable of channeling their inner Iowa State. Having an already fired coach and suspending your starting QB & RB will hinder your chances....

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  138. It's only the first quarter, but LSU is already putting the whipping on Ole Miss. 21-0.

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  139. At least FX picked the right time to have their feature game, opposite a blowout on ESPN and a meh game on the Deuce. #KState-TexasIsMy2ndChoice

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  140. GeorgeSchroeder George Schroeder
    LeBron James just kicked off the field by Oregon security.


    I thought Lebron always showed himself out in the fourth quarter? #I'mahack

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  141. Dave Poplin: "Easy like Sunday Morning for the Commodores." #Blech

    You'd think I was a Vandy fan: got Vandy-Tenn on the U on the TV; Vandy-NC State on the laptop (with Dereck Whittenburg goodness!)

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  142. Geez. No matter how terrible Tennessee is, they always torture Vandy. Great catch by Da'Rick Rogers for the Volunteers touchdown.

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  143. Brent: "Break out the calculators, everybody." Que?

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  144. I don't no how much more of Oregon I can stomach. I think I might watch KState-Texas instead.

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  145. I know I shouldn't get a kick out of the Nissan commercial with the Heisman winners....but I do. #99%OfCommercialsSuck

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  146. Wide open touchdown Baylor Kendall Wright...but it's coming back for a holding call.

    Is Sean McDonough already in Maui? Tessitore doing double-duty in Waco.

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  147. McDonough is in Maui. That tournament starts on Monday.

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  148. Sooners keep bailing out Baylor on 3rd and very long with automatic 1st down penalties.

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  149. Wait. Collin Klein's nickname is also the Honey Badger or did GuJo just drop that on him?

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  150. K-State settles for an XP-length FG. 3-0 Wildcats.

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  151. Tim Brewster needs to take it easy on the caffeine.

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  152. Hard to say who is playing worse tonight: Team USA at the President's Cup or the Capitals.

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  153. Marquise Lee's 59 yard TD catch gives USC the 7-0 lead in Autzen.

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  154. Wazzu losses in OT to Utah. Fun game.

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  155. Good God. Li'l Hochuli even explains calls like his daddy.

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  156. Kiffykins is dressed like they're playing this game on the North Pole. The Alaskan crab fisherman don't wear coats like that and they fish in the Bering Sea.

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  157. Maple Leafs are beating the Caps 6-1. Poor poor Kris.

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  158. Not the crispest offensive displays in either Austin or Waco.

    Baylor does get a tying FG to make it 3-3 versus Oklahoma.

    What a catch by Woods! Touchdown USC!

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  159. Wow. That's quite the coat you've got, Brent.

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  160. @Justin I'm fine. Lots of hockey to play. Now, if the Ravens play this badly tomorrow...

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  161. Trey Franks hit head over heels! Fumble! Baylor ball!

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