Here's your open thread for today's college football action. The Kansas State vs Oklahoma game should be really good. I should be around for most of the day, so I'll be hanging our here. Enjoy whatever game you're watching, leave comments, and don't be a troll.
Cousins with the arm punt.
ReplyDeleteWolverines burned by the TerBush to Bush combination. 7-0 Purdue. Ugh...
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Shoelace. First team to 41 wins in Ann Arbor today.
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Nebraska! 7-0 Cornhuskers
ReplyDeleteCousins sure does love throwing the ball into double coverage.
ReplyDelete"Purdue is worried about the noise level" in Michigan Stadium, Mike Bellotti? #JinglesKeys
ReplyDeleteHoke & Al Borges are committed to this DenardNer combo at QB. I could deal with that, as long as they ditch the HB pass that nearly was picked.
ReplyDeleteMichigan being Michigan
ReplyDeleteBoilermakers have a TerBush, Bush & Crank on their roster. #Juvenile
ReplyDeleteSparty is full of derp today.
ReplyDeleteDear Lord. Both Michigan schools are shitting the bed.
ReplyDeleteBoth halves of DenardNer have a pick. This "heave it as far as you can" pass play should go as well.
ReplyDeleteSAFETY!
ReplyDeleteOh B1G refs. That should've been a facemask against Michigan.
ReplyDeleteThe Children of the Corn are freaking me out.
ReplyDeleteRobert Marve leading a Purdue drive into Michigan territory.
ReplyDeleteAnyone not a fan of either team should watch some real football elsewhere.
Sadly RJBO, there isn't much interesting football this morning.
ReplyDeleteMizzou-aTm is interesting in a "defense optional" way on FX. #Stretch
ReplyDeleteDenard continues to get away with those back foot heaves toward the end zone.
ReplyDeleteJust leave Robinson in the game the entire time Hoke/Borges. He's your best chance for victory.
ReplyDelete"What we're seeing now is Big 12 football." - Charles Davis
ReplyDeleteTaylor Martinez: 1 completion for 0 yards. #B1GFootball
ReplyDeleteJordan Rodgers is making Chico proud today.
ReplyDeleteThe Bloom game starts at 2:30 ET today. Penn State starts at 3:30. I will definitely sit outside in the snow for the first hour, and then re-evaluate and decide how much longer I should stay. It's snowing at PSU as well.
ReplyDeleteTouchdown A&M
Sparty and Nebraska have combined for more punts than completions. B1G FOOTBALL Y'ALL
ReplyDeleteI'm flipping the other HD channel between Mizzou-aTm & Arkansas-Vandy. I can't take another second of that game in Lincoln.
ReplyDeleteWhat a trainwreck in Lincoln.
ReplyDeleteDamnit it should not be snowing like this on October 29. Snow! Heavy snow! High accumulating snow! October 29!
ReplyDeleteB1G Football: What the fuck is a forward pass?
ReplyDeleteIllinois-Penn State went from miss to watch for me, merely for the snow. #5-0NittanyLions
ReplyDeleteAt least they believe in points in Indiana.
ReplyDeleteOH STAFFORD! DROPPED A PICK-6!
ReplyDeleteTouchdown run Tannehill. 28-14 aTm.
ReplyDeleteI hate this Arby's Angus Philly commercial.
ReplyDeleteThere's almost 700 yards of total offense in the N'Western-Indiana game, and it's not even halftime.
ReplyDeleteBeaver Stadium at the moment
ReplyDeletehttp://twitpic.com/77p69p
Why does it always feel like these morning games drag on?
ReplyDelete@ RJBO: B1G Football at its finest! Only on the B1G Network!
ReplyDeleteThis is where I miss John L. Smith. He'd be screeching about the Sparty offense in that interview going into the locker room.
ReplyDeleteThat and he's a terrible coach.
After looking at that photo, I'm definitely watching the Penn State game now.
ReplyDelete/I'm finally not so cheap and ordered the sports package so I finally get the B1G Network, MLB Net, etc.
Illinois-Penn State is on ABC or ESPN2.
ReplyDelete@RJBO: Even better then.
ReplyDeleteIf the rain changes to snow in Piscataway, I might dial up WVU-Rutgers on ESPN3. #LoveSnowGames
ReplyDeleteDamn. It's snowing for the Rutgers game, too. #FuckFlorida-Georgia
ReplyDeleteNot as cool as in Beaver Stadium, but: http://twitpic.com/77neuj
ReplyDelete@RJBO: Did you join the world of Twitter?
ReplyDeleteI'm still a Twitter holdout. #LivesInTheStoneAge
ReplyDeleteVandy leads #10 Arkansas, 21-14 at the half, plus they get the ball to start the 2nd half.
ReplyDeleteCal-Penn's band is playing "O Come all Ye Faithful" in a snow game!
ReplyDelete"Cowboys waive Tashard Choice."
ReplyDeleteCan the Lions sign him before the game versus the Tebows?
Wolverines get stuffed on 4th and goal from the 1. Purdue isn't dead yet.
ReplyDeleteThis is how they chill beer in Happy Valley. http://kegsneggsblog.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/n0kju.jpg
ReplyDeleteMowins to Bellotti: "Did you have that (juke move) in your days at UC Davis?"
ReplyDeleteBellotti: "I didn't have the hip flexibility."
59 yard TD run for Fitz Toussaint. Hopefully that puts away the Boilers.
ReplyDeleteGoing to the local Snow Bowl. Be back when the game is over or parts of my body start freezing off, whichever comes first.
ReplyDelete@Justin: So you'll be back after the first quarter?
ReplyDeleteThe footage of Mike Bellotti at UC Davis looked like it was taken on the Moon. #BlurryBlack&White
ReplyDeleteSad to see Tommy Bowden reduced to doing studio work on the crap ACC Network coverage.
ReplyDelete@Kris: Could be worse. Bowden could be calling the Cal-Pa vs. IN-PA game in the snow.
ReplyDelete@Keith At least then he would have the cold as an excuse for being incoherent.
ReplyDeleteMowins: "On the 30th anniversary of his passing, former Michigan radio legend Bob Ufer would've loved to have given one more call of 'Touchdown Meeeeeechigan.'"
ReplyDeleteTim Brando wants his bit back.
#1 Wade from Arkansas is a knucklehead: He laid out a Vandy player on a punt, taunted him and got ejected, then argued with his own coaches all the way to the locker room.
ReplyDelete@RJBO: I saw that http://gif.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/RAZORBACK-DIRTY-PLAY.gif
ReplyDeleteHe looked like Nyjer Morgan going back to the locker room.
Tim Brant: "I've never liked shotgun on 3rd and 1. Instead of needing 1, you end up needing 6."
ReplyDeleteJay Cutler watching Aaron Rodgers' brother beat Arkansas.
ReplyDeleteI am thoroughly enjoying what could be Michigan's last win of the season. #TrademarkLateSeasonFade
ReplyDeleteI'm going to make lunch. I'll be back for the 12:30 games.
ReplyDeleteTOUCHDOWN VANDY! 62 YARD RUN BY STACY!
ReplyDeleteDavid Cutcliffe should really consider dressing up as Jesse Helms for Halloween.
ReplyDeleteThe Purdue-Michigan game is so bad, they broke out the footage of the 5-0 Michigan victory from 1995. #Click
ReplyDeleteOddly enough, there's a threat of hail & lightning moving into Ann Arbor.
The snow games can't start fast enough....
ReplyDeleteSCOOP AND SCORE FOR ARKANSAS! 94 YARD FUMBLE RETURN!
ReplyDelete2-pointer is good! We are tied at 28 in Nashville!
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Josey! Mizzou leads!
ReplyDeleteDammit Vandy! Hold onto the ball! Another fumble recovered to the Vandy 1 by the Hogs!
ReplyDeleteBut Carroll looked like he fumbled it into the endzone! It looks to be Vandy ball on the touchback! WOW!
ReplyDeleteI think more people showed up at my college graduation party than are in the stands at Byrd Stadium this afternoon.
ReplyDeleteESPN3 feed of that game: "We are experiencing weather related issues. Please stand by...."
ReplyDelete@RJBO That'll be more interesting than the actual game.
ReplyDeleteI WANT SNOW GAMES!
ReplyDeleteMatt Daniels with his 3rd INT today for the Dookies.
ReplyDeleteaTm settles for a FG. Mizzou and Texas A&M tied 31-31; 4:10 left.
ReplyDeleteKeith Jones: "Both teams have gone with the 'one if by land, two ain't gonna do it approach.'"
ReplyDeleteScratch that, the instant replay confirms that it was an incomplete pass.
ReplyDeleteYou're not Oregon, Maryland, so quit trying. http://30fps.mocksession.com/wp-content/uploads/2011/10/2011-October-29-15-18-45.jpg
ReplyDeleteHocker's FG gives the Hogs the lead back, 31-28 Arkansas. 6:53 left.
ReplyDeleteMizzou has to go for it on 4th and 1.
ReplyDeleteMizzou gets the first down but a flag.
ReplyDeleteThat 4th down play had all kinds of fail potential, but the holding call will stick.
ReplyDeleteVandy forced to punt after Rodgers can't scramble for the 3rd and 3.
ReplyDeleteThe field looks great in Happy Valley; not so much in Piscataway.
ReplyDeleteLisa Salters looks pissed she has to be on the field in Happy Valley.
ReplyDeleteNot even the snow could keep Eric LeGrand from leading the Scarlet Knights out onto the field. What a great moment.
ReplyDeleteTruck overturned on an interstate here that spilled 43,000 lbs of spaghetti sauce.
ReplyDeleteaTm will ice the Mizzou kicker before a possible GW FG.
ReplyDeleteThat FG had absolutely no shot. OT in College Station.
ReplyDeleteAll sorts of audio problems with the ESPN3 feed of WVU-Rutgers. Althought, that might be a good thing with Mark Neely & Ray Bentley on the call.
ReplyDeleteAspeaking of things that probably should have crashed on an icy road... the Maryland team bus.
ReplyDelete#noshows
Dominique Whaley being carted off the field early for Oklahoma.
ReplyDeleteOH VANDY! MISSED A 28 YARD FG WITH 12 SECONDS LEFT
ReplyDeleteMizzou leads 38-31 after scoring a TD on their 1st OT possession.
ReplyDeleteThe WVU-Rutgers game reminds me of the aTm-Mississippi State Independence Bowl played in the snow.
4th and 5 for aTm to keep overtime going....
ReplyDelete@RJBO: You can watch that entire Independence Bowl on YouTube. #IHave
ReplyDeleteDEFLECTED! BALLGAME! MISSOURI WINS!
ReplyDeleteRob Stone on the sidelines of that game: "...the natural frosting of my hair."
ReplyDeleteHaha RJBO
ReplyDelete@RJBO: Was that Gino Torretta announcing the game with Mark Jones?
ReplyDeleteBC leads 21-3.
ReplyDelete#isitbasketballseasonyet?
##theyrenotverygoodeither
I think it is, Keith. I only wanted to watch a few minutes of it.
ReplyDeleteIt's gonna be a real horror show in Piscataway, especially when someone has to kick into the wind.
San San Te nails a 40 yard FG for Rutgers. He had the wind at his back.
ReplyDelete14-0 Sooners early in the 1st. I never thought I'd be watching more of WVU-Rutgers than that game. #SnowGames
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Gators! Brantley to Reed on 4th and 19!
ReplyDeleteTavon Austin a 52 yard run in the snow for the Mountaineers!
#FireMarkRicht
ReplyDeleteSnow game also going on at West Point, with the classic shoveled out lines every 5 yards.
ReplyDeleteNot surprising. Penn State vs Illinois is scoreless.
ReplyDeleteEasy touchdown for Oklahoma State, one play after Baylor fumbled the kickoff. 14-0 Cowboys.
ReplyDeleteESPN superimposed yardmarkers and lines over the snow on the WVU-Rutgers game.
ReplyDeleteRay Bentley: "I can't tell by the number, but I know it's an offensive lineman (down for West Virginia)." West Virginia is on defense.
ReplyDeleteI'm considering burning my diploma Friedgen style.
ReplyDeleteThe KState offense has finally woke up.
ReplyDeleteI would love to see an LSU-Oklahoma State MNC game. Not just for the Le-sh Miles subplots; Cowboys have multiples weapons on offense.
ReplyDeleteJenn Hildreth in the Captain Obvious department: "They brought twice as many balls to this game. They've been trying to dry the balls off. It's really wet out here."
ReplyDeleteTavon Austin! 80 yard touchdown run for West Virginia!
ReplyDelete*Earlier, Shawne Alston had the 52 yard run, not Austin.
Collin Klein! Touchdown K-State!
ReplyDeleteKState ain't going anywhere.
ReplyDeleteYou know the B1G is bad when this Penn State leads one of the divisions.
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Rutgers! Gary Nova to Mark Harrison for 45 yards!
ReplyDeleteKeith, the B1G is full of question mark teams. I don't think any of them are any good.
ReplyDeleteBoomer Derp and now KState is at OU's 15 yard line.
ReplyDeleteDamn, not only is Illinois-Penn State scoreless in the 2nd, so is Iowa-Minnesota. #BrutalB1G
ReplyDelete#7 Oregon leads Wazzu, 15-10 at the half after the Ducks missed a FG.
ReplyDeleteKState is beating OU!
ReplyDeleteBob Wischusen after a Rutgers update: "Just talked to my wife. She's thrilled to be home with 5 kids and a snowstorm going (in North Jersey)."
ReplyDeleteWhat a catch by Jazz Reynolds! That had INT all over it.
ReplyDeletePenn State fans booing the home team. I guess they're not enjoying the snow.
ReplyDeleteAnother Jaz Reynolds catch for a TD, but Hunnicutt's XP is blocked.
ReplyDeleteUncle Verne is already drunk.
ReplyDeleteCarter Blackburn is a Joe Buck in training...
ReplyDeleteI have no interest in The World's Largest Outdoor Cocktail Party, especially since I foolishly thought Georgia could win.
ReplyDeleteAll sorts of fail in Happy Valley.
ReplyDelete@RJBO Dave Witovek no longer refs in the B1G?
ReplyDeleteI think he still does. The boob who nearly blew the Hail Mary call last week happens to be in Happy Valley.
ReplyDeleteLousy Nittany Lions fans and their snowballs.
Penn State student section throwing snowballs onto the field.
ReplyDeleteAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA ILLINOIS!
ReplyDeleteWhat a clusterfuck in Happy Valley
ReplyDeleteJeez, Illinois
ReplyDeleteRutgers 24, West Virginia 21. And they're playing in worse conditions than in Happy Valley. #B1G
ReplyDeleteMeanwhile, K-State misses a chip shot FG.
Penn State's dedication to unwatchable football and basketball is admirable.
ReplyDeleteRich Waltz: "Under Armour is going to have design a uniform that sheds mud."
ReplyDelete#Keithwouldstillbitchaboutit
I won't bitch about it if it's not ugly or a ripoff of Oregon.
ReplyDeleteThe Minnesota band is really bad. Off-key and out of sync.
ReplyDeleteNice balance from Ryan Broyles to stay in and score an OU TD.
ReplyDeleteThis BC/Maryland game has had some of the funniest missed FG's.
ReplyDelete3.5 hour D2 football game. We blew an 11-point lead; lost 24-21. I am numb.
ReplyDelete@Justin: If I was you, I wouldn't watch the Penn State game.
ReplyDeleteI still have no feeling in my toes. I don't even know if I still have toes.
ReplyDelete/i am a dumbass
PUNT BLOCK!
ReplyDeleteGeorgia and Florida now tied at 17 after another TD pass on 4th down.
ReplyDeleteAnd after all that Penn State needs to settle for a field goal. Hahahahah. Of course.
ReplyDeleteIf I put up a live blog for the soccer game tonight at 10 ET (7 PT), is anyone going to join?
ReplyDeleteGood news! I am beginning to feel my toes again!
ReplyDeleteDerek Moye may be Penn State's best player on offense today. And he has a broken foot.
ReplyDelete/they can still win this game
//1st place in Leaders division
///So B1G'd
OH MOYE! DROPPED!
ReplyDeletePENALTY!
ReplyDeleteThat has to be PI on Illinois.
ReplyDeletePI on Illinois! Penn State has another chance!
ReplyDeleteIllinois wants to lose this game. PI on the Illini in the end zone.
ReplyDeleteWord Verification: madho
I bet that's a Disney animatronic version of Paterno that's sitting in the press box.
ReplyDeleteGeorgia leads for the 1st time today. #Stunned
ReplyDeleteWhy is Penn State calling timeouts?
ReplyDeleteTouchdown Silas Redd!
ReplyDeleteTOUCHDOWN PENN STATE! 1:08 LEFT!
ReplyDeleteWay to save Illinois 40 seconds, PSU.
ReplyDeleteBrock Huard: "Pretty ugly for 57-58 minutes." #TimTebow'd
ReplyDeleteScheelhaase with a semi-competent drive towards FG range.
ReplyDeleteIllinois is driving with 1 timeout left. 19 seconds left.
ReplyDeleteA run????
ReplyDeleteTimeout Illinois with :05 left. All on Derek Dimke.
ReplyDeleteIllinois attempting a game-winning field goal. If only this game was on the B1G Network!
ReplyDeleteICED
ReplyDeleteDOINK!
ReplyDeleteNO GOOD! PENN STATE WINS!
ReplyDeleteIRON UNKIND TO DIMKE! PENN STATE WIN!!!!!!!!!
ReplyDeleteA B1G THRILLER IN THE HAPPY VALLEY SNOW!
58-17 Sooners. To think, K-State had a lead in that game.....
ReplyDeletePenn State must have a lucky horseshoe up their asses.
ReplyDeleteJJ Stokes is calling the UCLA-Cal game. I haven't seen him since Bill Romonawski spit in his face.
ReplyDeleteBoth Florida & Georgia burned timeouts so that the Gators could try to draw off the Dawgs before taking a penalty. Dumb.
ReplyDeleteNight in Jacksonville looks terrifying.
ReplyDeleteGators with some incredible field position after the brutal Dawgs punt.
ReplyDeleteGary Nova has the ball slip out of his hand. WVU recovers. 34-31 Mountaineers under 6:00 to go. That game turned out to be great in the snow...
ReplyDeleteDoes Jesse Palmer have any eligibility left? Yikes, Brantley.
ReplyDeleteAnd that game in Jersey is over.
ReplyDeleteIs FireWillMuschamp.com available?
ReplyDeleteSo might the one in Jacksonville. John Brantley = Crystal Chandelier 2.0
ReplyDelete@TimBrando: "Georgia's kicking game is as pathetic as I've ever seen in an SEC game."
ReplyDeleteFlorida with -19 yards rushing. 6 sacks or not, that's still sickly.
ReplyDeleteAfter Rece Davis drops a "WOOO PIG SOOIE" after the 94 yard fumble return TD highlight:
ReplyDeleteLou Holtz: "No more 5-Hour Pills for you."
Danielson: "Three groups are cheering for Georgia: Georgia fans, Boise State fans, and Tim Brando. He wants a 'Fly In The Ointment.'"
ReplyDeleteSchiano totally has the Kiffykins Derp face going on right now.
ReplyDeleteJerry Rice Jr. is playing for FUCLA. #Iwouldnotwantthatname
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