Baseball Season Preview: Haiku Style

I'm done with making predictions. They're needless because you can't predict injuries or bad luck. So instead of giving you a standard MLB preview and predictions, I would give you a MLB preview, Haiku style. Hope you enjoy.

Leyland smokes heaters (That's for you RJBO)
The Royals will stink again
Mauer has sideburns

Good luck Accardo
Yankees tried to sign Cliff Lee
Failed miserably

Felix will be gone
Matsui to the rescue
Will Young be happy?

St. Louis is hurting
Brewers are a trendy pick
Dusty will screw-up

Phillies are hurting
Pitching will save the day though
Werth will have regrets

Belt makes me happy
Panda finally lost weight
Fear the Beard people

Enjoy the season folks. I'll probably have a live blog up for the Giants-Dodgers game on ESPN at 5PM PT/ 8PM ET. Gotta see how well the new Sunday Night crew will do and give us a glimpse of how the Sunday Night games will be broadcast for the year.

Note: If you would like to use this post as an open thread, go ahead.