I have to admit, Hard Knocks is losing steam. What started our as a great show, devolved into whether or not the Jets should keep backup quarterback Kellen Clemens. So why would I watch next week's episode? Three words: Rex Ryan Shirtless. Until then, here's what happened in last night's episode.
- Jets offensive coordinator Brian Schottenheimer is such a dunce. That apple fell about two inches from the Marty Schottenheimer tree. The only good thing about Schottenheimer is the way Mark Sanchez plays a prank on him.
- The Tim Cowlishaw-Darelle Revis signing was brought up in the show. Jets GM Mike Tannebaum seemed perplexed that the Dallas writer was reporting that Revis would sign with the Jets by last Wednesday. Of course Florio and PFT gang tooted their own horn about this portion of the show.
- Rex Ryan's favorite player, fullback John "The Terminator" Conner, was brought up. The Jets were discussing whether to keep veteran Tony Richardson or whether to use him as a backup player. Conner's monster block in the Carolina preseason was fodder for Ryan and the gang.
- Kris Jenkins freaked out when the referee was pushing on his ass.
- Bart Scott was cursed at by the defensive coordinator when he got into a scuffle with a Redskins player. The defensive coordinator was mad that Scott plays so recklessly but Ryan defended his guy saying he wants him to play that way.
- Rex Ryan yelling at DeAngelo Hall, "That's why my brother got rid of your ass" was one of the classic moments of the show.
- Rex Ryan's speech before the Redskins game would have made Tony Dungy cry. He cursed out the team for their lackadaisical in a scrimmage at Hofstra. He talked about what it would take to win and that the team needs to focus solely on football. He ended this great speech by saying, "Let's eat a God damn snack."
This is for Kris: Jets special teams coach Mike Westhoff summed up his thoughts about the Washington Redskins in three words. "Redskins, fuck them." I think that's how Kris and all Ravens fans think of the Redskins.
(All videos courtesy of KSK)
God! I love Ryan.
ReplyDeleteI'd like to think JFein and other NFC East fans would feel the same about the Deadskins.
ReplyDelete@kt1000: Sure, but I thought you would love that clip more because of your disdain for the Deadskins.
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